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G/A/F: Man bitten in "genital area" when neighbor's python slithers out of his toilet

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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.

Man bitten by neighbor's escaped python in toilet in Austria

A man in Austria was bitten by a 1.6-meter (5 1/4-foot) python during an early-morning visit to the toilet at his home on Monday, police said.

The reptile, which apparently escaped from a neighbor's apartment and may have slithered through the drains, was cleaned and handed back to its owner.

The 65-year-old victim “felt a ‘nip’ in the genital area” shortly after sitting on the toilet at home in Graz just after 6 a.m., according to a statement from police in Styria province. He then looked into the toilet and discovered the albino reticulated python.
 

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