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[thoseAREmySHOES]

 

[Maedhros]

This is certainly some tag fishing post.

I can't believe anyone this stupid actually exist.

 

[Tellaerin]

It recently came to my attention that somebody I know is planning on swallowing his copy of Ocarina of Time for the 3DS.

He told me it will be a fitting tribute to a game series he loves so much, to have it always be "inside" of him. I told him that's not how digestion works and that the cartridge would pass through his body within a day or two, but he argued that since our bodies extract nutrients from food there would be some type of infusion taking place, where he would absorb some of the coding from the game into fat reserves or bone marrow or something else.

This isn't your friend by any chance, is it? >.>

 

[Artex]

Is your liver all the way up there?

Hello, I'm 32 years old.

 

[JazzmanZ]

Is Zelda OoT really to die for?

 

[DECK'ARD]

Is Zelda OoT really to die for?

Depends how much you give a shit about it.

 

[Lijik]

 

[Prisoner]

A Link to the Colon

Minish Crap

 

[aaaaaa]

Consider the true story of the man who swallowed 35 knives.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2116601/?page=1

Around half of them came out! Even odds.

 

[SovanJedi]

Minish Crap

Orifice of Ages

 

[neoemonk]

Skyward Spleen

 

[akidnamededdy]

Minish Crap

Oooh uhh...Oracle of Seasonings? To...flavor up your cartridge?

 

[phosphor112]

... what. Is this 4chan?

I've seen smarter posts on that website... -___-

 

[abstract alien]

... he said that since the liver and stomach are so close together, it would increase the chances of Zelda code spreading to other areas of his body if pieces of it travel the same route as the alcohol does for digestion.

 

[Kyzon]

Orifice of Ages

Majora's Craps

 

[Htown]

I laughed pretty hard

 

[Dark Octave]

Rectum?

Nearly killed 'em!

 

[neoemonk]

Twilight Poopchute

 

[akidnamededdy]

Skyward Shart

 

[DidntKnowJack]

I think the first response says it all. It's amazing how dim people can be, I just hope this person never breeds.

 

[kasane]

i get it this is tag fishing.

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Otherwise i dunno how to feel about OPs friend

 

[Starphoenix]

Cancer's Awakening. Which is what OP's friend will be experiencing in two years if he goes through with this.

 

[SmithnCo]

Sphincter's Awakening

 

[PK Gaming]

This has to be an elaborate troll thread

If not, then if this guy is your friend then it's your duty to stop him doing something stupid

 

[sinxtanx]

That just sounds really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY dangerous.

Make sure you get a video.

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Of you convincing him to not do it.

 

[Drainer]

Your friend is fucking awesome and I love how he thinks.

 

[Ahasverus]

Tell him the risk of getting bugs from the code is not worthy, as he already got lots of them IN THE FUCKING BRAIN

 

[Makai]

Be sure to register on Club Nintendo before swallowing!

 

[Kyzon]

Hairline retraction a side effect?

 

[Clefargle]

So this is how natural selection works.

Obligatory best first post


This thread man, this thread

 

[NobleGundam]

Oh god this f*cking thread lol

 

[Motwera]

Are you serious?
REALLY?, REALLY?!

*Mind explodes and shatters into shreds of bloody brains*

 

[Jarmel]

Let him do it, Darwin Award in the making.

 

[Draconian]

This thread has made me realize that the next Nintendo Direct needs to consist solely of Iwata describing safety precautions to take with Nintendo products.

 

[soxinthebox]

 

[TransTrender]

Objectivity it wouldn't be code anymore, even assuming it gets dissolved.
Also the cartridge or package might be lead free and RoHS but there is still plenty of other dangerous crap in there.

 

[Rulp]

Cute stuff.

 

[Infernal Monkey]

Totally safe. The Nintendo Seal of Quality is on there for a reason.

 

[xKilltheMx]

What in the flying fuck.

 

[MrSaturn99]

/dead

 

[120v]

if OP's "friend" was a sonic fan trying to swallow a sonic cartridge i'd totally believe him

 

[killatopak]

Couldn't he just like download a digital copy of OoT on a SD card and swallow it? Hell, he could even include MH3U, SMTIV, FE:A and ALBW!

 

[Pliskin]

Big Johnny Mnemonic fan eh?

 

[kubricks]

Are these type of thread even allowed here?
How is this related to "gaming"?

 

[sappyday]

You know what this is so stupid that I'm glad there is someone this stupid so i can tell others about it.

 

[Pliskin]

Are these type of thread even allowed here?
How is this related to "gaming"?

Zelda OOT is a very popular video game...




...and it's going to come out of a dude's butthole.

 

[Dash Kappei]

This the worst and most blatant attempt at tag fishing I've ever seen on GAF, and I've seen some incredibly idiotic ones during my 8 years on here, OP I bet you're quite sad this hasn't gotten you a tag

Spoiler

yet?

all according to keikaku

 

[Cragvis]

What a noob.

Everyone knows that if you want to absorb the code of your favorite game, you EAT THE DEVELOPERS that thought up of the code and game and stuff.

Tastier too.

 

[Sir Blaming]

colour me interested

Spoiler

stop him goddammit

 

[Codeblue]

Does he understand that his body is constantly destroying and renewing cells? Even if he was able to absorb any of it, it's not like he's going to keep the same cells for any decent period of time.