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[todd360]

If I was stupid I would at least choose to swallow a vita memory card. Don't want to choke to death.

 

[RK9039]

I must absorb the code. Shigeru miyamoto executive produced my next shit

Oh look, overrated shit.

 

[Snkfanatic]

This is one of the weirdest things I have heard about in a long time. Just what.the.fuck.

 

[DECK'ARD]

This book may help:

OP should update us on progress.

 

[Seik]

My guess is that it's gonna be a painful job when it'll need to get out by the other end.

 

[titusandronicus]

Once again, physical media proves itself better than downloadable media.

 

[Uraizen]

I thought this thread would be about a small child, not a grown-ass man.

This is what I expected, too.

 

[DJ88]

Your friend is creepy as hell.

 

[Prisoner]

He could crush the cartridge into a fine paste and snort it directly into his bloodstream.

 

[akidnamededdy]

$100 says Twilight Princess comes out the other end.

So many posts in this thread that should have been first reply.

 

[Dance Inferno]

This is why a completely digital future will be sad and bleak.

 

[Laieon]

NINTENDO DOES NOT HAVE A SUPPORT ARTICLE ABOUT THIS

HURRY AND GO ASK HERE

http://techforums.nintendo.com/message/124500#124500

Close enough.

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

I'm sure this has been covered at length but your friend is a moron, perhaps a maniac.

Be afraid.

 

[shackdaddy836]

If it doesnt get stuck in his throat and if he doesnt snap it in half/grind it down before eating it, he'll probably be fine.

But he's still a fucking psycho and you should probably get a new friend.

 

[Iorv3th]

When he gets cancer years later the doctors will say "If it wasn't for the game code stored in his fatty deposits he wouldn't have made it this long".

You friend is nuts. Get him some help immediately a mental health physician and possibly enrolled in a biology class.

 

[Revven]

What... did I just read LOL

 

[Broken Joystick]

Is your friend Kirby?

 

[Here For The Free Feed]

He could crush the cartridge into a fine paste and snort it directly into his bloodstream.

nah, takes 10 minutes to reach the brain

has to be melted and injected

 

[Dosia]

Your friend may be an idiot.

May be? lol

 

[Kade]

Watch as your friend becomes a cool Zelda cyborg or Neo and you'll just be a regular organic sack of flesh and shit like everyone else.

 

[Cbajd5]

http://techforums.nintendo.com/message/124500#124500

Close enough.

No it isn't, that's just about fixing a game with a puncture hole in it. The dog didn't even swallow it.

 

[Vampirolol]

I'm drunk, my android was just updated with some weird keyboard sounds but this is by far the most interesting thread of the year that anyway just started. First post always delivers

 

[Satsunohadouryu]

Your friend is insane OP

 

[trinest]

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Every experienced zelda game swallower knows to drink it down with milk, only (and only if) the milk is taken directly from a cows udder by playing an instrument in front of it. Tell your friend that before he makes a big mistake.

Maybe he will use Kahlua?

 

[Sciz]

I tried explaining how it was a bad idea, but he assured me that he checked into the science of it and digesting small quantities of plastic would cause negligible damage at best, and he thinks any "minor stomachache" that may result will be far outweighed by the satisfaction of knowing that part of his favorite game is always within his spirit.

The fact that he's even considering this is a sign that his love for the series runs so deep that it is absolutely within his spirit already. Like, straight up religious fervor deep.

On the other hand putting it to him that way might make him think he has to prove his devotion. Cultists are funny like that.

 

[Green Wiggly]

The real question here is if it still works when it comes out.

 

[Occam]

By the way, this is actually quite the philosphical dilemma: If you don't prevent it, you are a horrible person. But if you prevent it, he will remain part of the human gene pool.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Here's what you do, OP.

1. Bake a tiny pastry in the shape of the 3DS cartridge, applying a non-toxic label.

2. Sneak into your friend's home and find his 3DS/game case.

3. Swap the cartridge with the tiny delicious treat, leaving no one the wiser.

4. Urinate all over your friend's face as he sleeps.

 

[enanogrande]

OP, if you are unable to convince your friend that this is not a good idea, at the very least Playroom Twitch that shit.

GAF wants to know what's gonna go down.

 

[spaceboy]

So.. this friend... were his parents brother and sister?

 

[Majestad]

Tell him to shove a master sword replica up his ass instead.

 

[Warren Ellis]

op i bet your friend also likes fucking with dolphins and has a dead girlfriend

 

[cyberheater]

Here's what you do, OP.

1. Bake a tiny pastry in the shape of the 3DS cartridge, applying a non-toxic label.

2. Sneak into your friend's home and find his 3DS/game case.

3. Swap the cartridge with the tiny delicious treat, leaving no one the wiser.

4. Urinate all over your friend's face as he sleeps.

LOL.

 

[-Deimos]

No one can be this stupid.

 

[Kade]

op i bet your friend also likes fucking with dolphins and has a dead girlfriend

That's f@$%ed up dude.

 

[blamite]

what the insane fuck

 

[goldenpp72]

Humans

 

[Sephiroth_VII]

Here's what you do, OP.

1. Bake a tiny pastry in the shape of the 3DS cartridge, applying a non-toxic label.

2. Sneak into your friend's home and find his 3DS/game case.

3. Swap the cartridge with the tiny delicious treat, leaving no one the wiser.

4. Urinate all over your friend's face as he sleeps.

...Is NeoGAF's modbot system broken?

 

[MetalGuardian]

I wouldn't technically call him a friend (which is why I intentionally refrained from using that term in the OP), but we since we have a shared interest in video games we've always gotten along. He's a pretty eccentric character, and a genuinely nice guy, but sometimes he'll go completely off the deep end (this probably being the most extreme example)

Despite how crazy this makes him sound, I don't think he's doing this out of some deep-seated psychosis. I got the impression that he thinks it will be a unique way to pay tribute to one of his favorite hobbies (and thus why he's choosing this method over a tattoo)

Still, there are some interesting tidbits in this thread. If it IS safe, it might be absolutely hilarious to encourage him to do it and hear what effects it has on him, and if he "feels" more connected to the game afterwards. But I'm absolutely not going to change my stance and tell him to do it if he could seriously injure himself.

I'll try talking to him about it again tonight and see what he says

 

[Riposte]

take oot's sticker and put it on pilotwings resort then swap them without him noticing and never tell him.

 

[RK9039]

...Is NeoGAF's modbot system broken?

Yeah it went down on page 4.

Must be a glitch or something.

 

[PJV3]

...Is NeoGAF's modbot system broken?

We're starting to see the inner mind of some people.

 

[Tesseract]

Here's what you do, OP.

1. Bake a tiny pastry in the shape of the 3DS cartridge, applying a non-toxic label.

2. Sneak into your friend's home and find his 3DS/game case.

3. Swap the cartridge with the tiny delicious treat, leaving no one the wiser.

4. Urinate all over your friend's face as he sleeps.

are steps one, two and three really necessary?

 

[akira28]

100% chance it gets stuck in his colon, if no where else. That thing does not do well with hard edges.

 

[Starphoenix]

OP, if you are unable to convince your friend that this is not a good idea, at the very least Playroom Twitch that shit.

GAF wants to know what's gonna go down.

I can tell you what's going to go down. It's going to be his buddies casket after he chokes to death. Not even the Song of Time is going to bring that sucker back.

 

[WrenchNinja]

And I thought Sonic fans were crazy

 

[cosmicblizzard]

Tell the guy to settle for Wind Waker if he absolutely has to eat a game. Neither are recommended, but eating discs are much safer than cartridges.

 

[enanogrande]

take oot's sticker and put it on pilotwings resort then swap them without him noticing and never tell him.

This is one of the cruelest things I've ever heard.

 

[PumpkinPie]

A baby on the news recently died after swallowing a small battery, maybe the one inside the cartridge could cause some problems.

 

[Prisoner]

Apparently he originally wanted to do it with the gold cartridge of the N64 original, but he thought that breaking it apart and eating it in pieces would reduce the chance of anything coming from it.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?