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[Erebus]

This thread makes me uncomfortable.

 

[ultratruman]

http://www.nidirect.gov.uk/mental-health-emergency

Godspeed, OP.

 

[rahmz]

OP, I'm a little worried. If he wants the game to always be a part of him, he should just play it again and again, so that the neurons in his brain can form the right connection and so that the whole game can be forever in his long term memory.

 

[TheBaronOfNA]

Talk about earning a one-way ticket to Hades. Man, that's some sadistic shit


Yeah, since most of the responses here seem to indicate it is indeed NOT safe, I'll do my best to talk him out of it. Linking him directly to this thread would probably not be too hot for his self esteem, but I'll compile some info from specific posts and send it his way because damn, that would be a terrible way to die.

Fuck his self esteem, save his life.

 

[StoopKid]

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Yeah, that wouldn't be the greatest idea ever conceived.

 

[ArcaneJoker]

So this is how natural selection works.

First post nails it.

 

[Lijik]

The USDA/FDA/NSA/ATF does NOT want you to know SECRET OF GAME CODE NUTRIENT !!

I have Personally consumed 12 Nintendo 64 Game Paks, 27 Nintendo DS Game Cards, 3 PlayStation CD-ROMs, and 1 hard disc drive (HDD) loaded up with "Doom" WADs and Worlds of War Craft... my metabolism is better than ever - my sex drive is threw the roof - my muscles are strongere - m,y morgellons are gone!!

WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT HIDE SECRET OF CODE FOOD!?

Governemtn/ZOG/Rigelians knows that COde Food is secret to ETERNAL MAN-ENERGY, by which masculine electronic forces counteract feminine somatic forces inside man's aura, transmitting all forms of bio-code into chi centers and strengthening us... flushes out mind control toxins (flouride, vaccines, vitamins, etc....) and improves brain mass.

DO NOT FALL FOR EDUCATION LIES: GAME CODE DIET IS REAL DIET!!

 

[pompidu]

psp UMD's taste better

 

[MetalGuardian]

Fuck his self esteem, save his life.

I can deliver the same information to him though WITHOUT exposing him to all the Darwin Award posts He's never seemed too down on himself before, but you never know

 

[EL CUCO]

You need new friends.

This should've been first and last post.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Show him the M*A*S*H episode where Klinger eats the Jeep.

 

[Immaculate]

Out of all of the insane things human beings are capable of, you really think it's outside the realm of possibility for a fanatic to consider something like this?

you have some weird ass friends then

go find some sane ones

 

[terrisus]

A baby on the news recently died after swallowing a small battery, maybe the one inside the cartridge could cause some problems.

Cartridges haven't used batteries to back up saves since around 2000 (some N64 and GBA games did, and others did not). Since then it has been various other forms of saving.

 

[BiggNife]

I can't believe that this thread exists

I mean I don't know what I was expecting when I saw the thread title but it certainly wasn't the OP

Why doesn't he just get a tattoo????? How can he possibly think eating a cartridge is a good idea?????

I can't

I just

can't

 

[rjinaz]

Ha nice job on that. I seriously have to wonder how OP thought this thread was going to go any other way

 

[DECK'ARD]

psp UMD's taste better

UMD's caused cancer, I hope you didn't digest too many.

 

[RK9039]

Shredding it in a blender beforehand might help a lot.

Nah, you can lose vital nutrients by blending the code. His friend wants Link to be a part of him, literally and figuratively, not worth risking imo.

He's better off swallowing it raw.

 

[Unbound By Death]

Hopefully its not very safe.

 

[nintendoman58]

... he said that since the liver and stomach are so close together, it would increase the chances of Zelda code spreading to other areas of his body if pieces of it travel the same route as the alcohol does for digestion.

 

[Tesseract]

deed u swaylow eet yet, miistah?

you're gonna poop link rolls

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Well yes, I love you.

No! No, you're beautiful!


Why haven't I eaten you?! Well, I didn't want to rush things.

Look, no. You don't need to become one of those anorexic UMDs or anything. You look amazing, just as God made you.



Yes, I love you too, Hyperion.

 

[terrisus]

Nah, you can lose vital nutrients by blending the code. His friend wants Link to be apart of him, literally and figuratively, not worth risking imo.

He's better off swallowing it raw.

Nah, I think he wants Link to be a part of him, not apart.

 

[hal9001]

Wtf?

 

[buy teh haloz]

My esophagus is hurting just thinking about it.

 

[Funchameleon]

Thanks for the thread. I was gladdened to learn that other True Gamers still exist, no matter how rare.

 

[TheBaronOfNA]

I can deliver the same information to him though WITHOUT exposing him to all the Darwin Award posts He's never seemed too down on himself before, but you never know

At least try to convice him about the tattoo. Tell him is more magical and shit like that. Just to eliminate that good damn stupid idea on his mind.

You can make a better case than eating the damn thing.

 

[BiggNife]

Well yes, I love you.

No! No, you're beautiful!


Why haven't I eaten you?! Well, I didn't want to rush things.

Look, no. You don't need to become one of those anorexic UMDs or anything. You look amazing, just as God made you.



Yes, I love you too, Hyperion.

God damn you ECG I almost just did a spittake

 

[Defect]

Will his feces be in 3D?

 

[pompidu]

This game will eventually become rare and collectible, he should save it. You should convince him to eat a WiiU instead.

 

[Here For The Free Feed]

is it safe? no

should he do it? yes

 

[RK9039]

Nah, I think he wants Link to be a part of him, not apart.

Thanks man.

 

[Riposte]

How can you say OoT is the GOAT if you can't even eat its cartridge?

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

Oh my god I'm dying.

This cannot be serious.

 

[Kyzon]

Is this like a real life no sword glitch?

 

[Parakeetman]

Too bad hes not a fan of Daikatana.

 

[curiouscharles]

came in here thinking this would be another tragic Khalifa Jayy thread.

very glad it wasn't, let us know if your friend lives.

 

[SmithnCo]

A Link to the Colon

 

[The Lamp]

Holy crap.

Your friend is stupid.

 

[Pimpbaa]

I ate a cartridge to absorb the code before, but after I kept getting memory dumps.

 

[terrisus]

 

[Garraboa]

Oh my god.

Be sure to tell your friend to shit on a napkin or something to save the cartridge for testing, or just to keep it as a memento of his insane times.

 

[fred]

So this is how natural selection works.

This ^^^ lmfao

 

[Unbound By Death]

Whatever you do, don't let him eat a Pokemon cartridge.

The comments on this lmao.

 

[MicH]

This is the craziest thing I've ever read. What the hell?!

 

[Tesseract]

admit it op, you want miyamoto's mushroom.

 

[Captain Star]

I don't think your story is real. You're just trying to be funny.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Is he Error

 

[The_Endgamer]

Just make sure you post it here bro.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

 

[DECK'ARD]

I don't think your story is real. You're just trying to be funny.

Sssssssssh

Accusations like that are not how you make member status.