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[kiriin]

Isnt this tag fishing.

 

[DECK'ARD]

And I thought Sonic fans were crazy

I don't even want to think about what some Sonic fans have done with their cartridges ...

 

[Gorillaz]

edit wrong thread

 

[n00bsauce87]

This is the one time you wanna listen. Not a good idea.

 

[Jagsrock]

yep that''s weird

 

[PJV3]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

Destroying the soul of the cartridge, the code will escape.

 

[Kiru]

LOL. Your friend probably played too much Kirby.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I've seen some shit...

...and so will OP's friend after he swallows that

It all comes back to shit

 

[Niraj]

take oot's sticker and put it on pilotwings resort then swap them without him noticing and never tell him.

Lol

 

[Riposte]

100% chance it gets stuck in his colon, if no where else. That thing does not do well with hard edges.

 

[Moosehole]

What in the blue fuck, dude?

 

[Kyou]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

he wont absorb it's cosmic energy

 

[AkelisRain]

May I recommend hot sauce!

 

[JLeack]

1. It's toxic.
2. Metals are very bad for the body in larger doses. Cancer is one of many consequences.
3. Why is such a numbskull your friend?

 

[Servizio]

You know, threads like this really make you think. I mean, I thought I really liked video games.

But have I ever eaten one?

Who am I?

 

[Korosenai]

Yolo

 

[fates]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

Think of it like a steak, a gold steak. You cut it up and eat it.

 

[Satsunohadouryu]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

The source code would not be fully absorbed into his bone marrow.

 

[SmithnCo]

A fitting tribute

Wot

 

[Immaculate]

I don't believe you.

.

 

[Kyzon]

Please video tape this. Before and After. I'm so curious. I once ate about a dollar in change and I'm kinda alive, so I'd like to know the effects of the mother load of rupees.

 

[MisterHero]

This is the one time you wanna listen. Not a good idea.

Screw you Navi

Link can eat ghosts if he wants

 

[Rubius]

Tell him to get a tattoo. Better idea. He will just have a hard time pooping in 2-3 days.

 

[enanogrande]

Yodo

Fixed.

 

[Omni]

 

[fates]

I think they were gonna have eating the game card as one of the puzzle solutions in Phantom Hourglass.

 

[Occam]

If it IS safe, it might be absolutely hilarious to encourage him to do it and hear what effects it has on him

The effect will be that if he actually manages to swallow it whole without choking, he will almost certainly require surgery to have it removed from his intestines, and there is a chance of not surviving this exercise.

 

[GulAtiCa]

Your friend doesn't sound too bright..

 

[PJV3]

The source code would not be fully absorbed into his bone marrow.

It's common sense really, code evaporates in the air.
It dissolves in bodily fluids and fuses with DNA.

 

[Ourobolus]

His friend is so selfish. There are starving children in Somaria that could benefit from him sharing his treat.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Over the last 10 months I've finally lost 15 pounds.

Time to treat myself with a five course meal!

 

[GravyButt]

Darwinism is my favorite.

 

[Chettlar]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

It would corrupt the data?

I got nothing.

 

[Shiokazu]

@OP

tell your friend kenshiro has a message for him.

 

[RK9039]

Over the last 10 months I've finally lost 15 pounds.

Time to treat myself with a five course meal!

Now that is a cheat meal if I ever saw one.

 

[fates]

Anyone else have a stale Gameboy? Just can't quite chew that thing.

 

[MThanded]

what the hell?

 

[Aswell]

WTF? Insane story (albeit his motivations are "beautiful" somehow).
I hope you'll be able to make your friend not do this.

 

[Kriken]

Over the last 10 months I've finally lost 15 pounds.

Time to treat myself with a five course meal!

Only 5 course meal?

 

[Immaculate]

there is no friend

op wanted to make a bait topic because he's bored on a friday night

go find something to do

jesus christ

 

[rjinaz]

I have no words... well other than Don't do it!

Spoiler

Err I mean tell your "friend" don't do it!

 

[superfriar19]

If a friend of mine said he was going to do that and was serious about it I would slap him across the face as hard as I could.

 

[JinjoUnchained]

Wait, what if it actually works? Your friend will never be able to visit a home with pots again. On the plus side, he'll be able to jump over any gap just by running up to it and he'll shoot 100% from the floor in basketball by Z-Targeting the hoop.

 

[PJV3]

Over the last 10 months I've finally lost 15 pounds.

Time to treat myself with a five course meal!

Marky fucking Mark, I'd rather starve than absorb his code.

 

[MetalGuardian]

take oot's sticker and put it on pilotwings resort then swap them without him noticing and never tell him.

Talk about earning a one-way ticket to Hades. Man, that's some sadistic shit

The effect will be that if he actually manages to swallow it whole without choking, he will almost certainly require surgery to have it removed from his intestines, and there probably is a good chance of dying.

Yeah, since most of the responses here seem to indicate it is indeed NOT safe, I'll do my best to talk him out of it. Linking him directly to this thread would probably not be too hot for his self esteem, but I'll compile some info from specific posts and send it his way because damn, that would be a terrible way to die.

there is no friend

op wanted to make a bait topic because he's bored on a friday night

go find something to do

jesus christ

Out of all of the insane things human beings are capable of, you really think it's outside the realm of possibility for a fanatic to consider something like this?

 

[Riposte]

We just found out how Iwata plans to improve our quality of life. Are you ready to make the quantum leap to non-wearable videogames?

 

[Atomsky]

Shredding it in a blender beforehand might help a lot.

 

[jett]

Do your friend a solid and take him to the nearest mental facility in your vicinity.

 

[NotSelf]

 

[bigmf]

A safer idea would be for him to buy the digital version of the game. Then just as he hits the download button he needs to take the cat 5 cable out of the console and ram it up his pee-hole. Then he has the game inside him.