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[kasane]

ok OP please tell me this is a joke, absorbing source code? Wat

edit: and always having zelda inside him is like some yandere shit

 

[Yen]

 

[cyberheater]

never mind

Nintendo Wii owners highest porn search for term is Hentai which didn't surprise me in the slightest.

http://www.destructoid.com/the-ps3-is-porn-console-king-360-is-indeed-for-teens-266917.phtml

 

[MisterHero]

The USDA/FDA/NSA/ATF does NOT want you to know SECRET OF GAME CODE NUTRIENT !!

I have Personally consumed 12 Nintendo 64 Game Paks, 27 Nintendo DS Game Cards, 3 PlayStation CD-ROMs, and 1 hard disc drive (HDD) loaded up with "Doom" WADs and Worlds of War Craft... my metabolism is better than ever - my sex drive is threw the roof - my muscles are strongere - m,y morgellons are gone!!

WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT HIDE SECRET OF CODE FOOD!?

Governemtn/ZOG/Rigelians knows that COde Food is secret to ETERNAL MAN-ENERGY, by which masculine electronic forces counteract feminine somatic forces inside man's aura, transmitting all forms of bio-code into chi centers and strengthening us... flushes out mind control toxins (flouride, vaccines, vitamins, etc....) and improves brain mass.

DO NOT FALL FOR EDUCATION LIES: GAME CODE DIET IS REAL DIET!!

 

[MrSaturn99]

We should study him.

Best suggestion I've heard so far.

 

[Branduil]

OP I hate to break this to you but it's possible that your friend may be an idiot.

 

[NastyBook]

YMMV.

 

[akira28]

I would be surprised if it didn't get lodged in his esophagus somewhere, and this story didn't end in an emergency room and subsequent blog post, later.

 

[Ulysses 31]

 

[Toad.T]

If your friend likes Italian, tell him to swallow 3D Land instead. Or X/Y for a gammier taste.

 

[sn00zer]

If your friend is not joking...or your post is not a joke.,....your friend is a fucking idiot and you need to find a new one

 

[blame space]

it's extremely safe

 

[javac]

How can you say you love her this game if you can't even eat her the cartridge and poop it out?

 

[Hero of Legend]

If you eat a console, do you shit it bricked?

 

[Starphoenix]

Is your friend Kirby OP?

 

[Htown]

your friend sounds like the kind of psycho that will eventually "fall in love with" (aka mercilessly and creepily stalk) someone, and then cut off their face so they can be together forever

 

[Nickle]

Nintendo Wii owners highest porn search for term is Hentai which didn't surprise me in the slightest.

http://www.destructoid.com/the-ps3-is-porn-console-king-360-is-indeed-for-teens-266917.phtml

cyberheater
"PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 XBOX PS4 PS4"

 

[Occam]

Trying to eat a game cartridge is a pretty stupid idea. Doesn't sound like much of a party to me.

It is for the rest of us.

Which reminds me, video please.

 

[Yonafunu]

Just read it again

 

[javac]

If you eat a console, do you shit it bricked?

Red. Ass. Death. In that order.

 

[Albo]

He's planning on doing this with liquor, too. After showing me this chart...

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Every experienced zelda game swallower knows to drink it down with milk, only (and only if) the milk is taken directly from a cows udder by playing an instrument in front of it. Tell your friend that before he makes a big mistake.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Should have been first post.

 

[Glass Rebel]

This is how they made Phantom Hourglass

 

[breadtruck]

So this is how natural selection works.

Yes, yes it is.

 

[GamerJM]

This topic is why I love GAF.

 

[wmlk]

Trying too hard man

 

[SeventhSon]

 

[Lyriell]

On the bright side, I suppose it is better than carrying a little part of something like Steel Diver inside you for all time...

 

[Ultimadrago]

$100 says Twilight Princess comes out the other end.

 

[bishoptl]

Thread of the Decade

 

[TurboLibre]

I'm calling shenanigans! Shenanigans I say!

I refuse to believe someone is so obsessed with a game they think eating it is a good idea. Unless this person has a handler with them at all times, I'm pretty sure you or your friend is making this up.

 

[bigmf]

Um. See if you can convince him to do it with a Vita cart. Probably pass that with no pain. Or if you don't like him get him to swallow a Wii U disc.

 

[Eusis]

The carts are too big, that stupid motherfucker would need to make a hospital visit.

 

[Origami Superman]

How old is your friend OP? He sounds like a moron.

If you eat a console, do you shit it bricked?

That's how you give yourself a red ring of death.

 

[Shengar]

That's enough internet for today

 

[Rich!]

Fucking stupid idea.

Best idea is to get a cheap 20gb hard drive and fill it with the roms/iso files for every Zelda game to date along with the soundtracks and as many photos of Aonuma and Miyamoto as you can find. Blend it into a milkshake and down it.

The result will be SUPER BINTENFO POWERGGJS

 

[Tesseract]

slippery slope bro

first you're swallowing cartridges, then you're shoving boomerangs up your ass

 

[hlhbk]

Well this thread certainly isn't what I expected. I thought when I came in here that a kid had swallowed a 3ds cart. Anyhow...

1. OP your friend is an idiot.

2. Your friend will be lucky if he doesn't choke to death on the cart. If you are going to let him be stupid enough to eat it he needs to break it up.

3. If he doesn't choke to death he is almost certainly going to end up in the ER.

 

[MisterHero]

How come the Magic School Bus didn't kill Arnold

 

[burgerdog]

I find it hard to believe the OP, but god damn if that's true. Insane.

 

[Kade]

Subway uses the same chemicals in game code in their bread so it's 100% fine unless you're some fucko who gets his diet tips from Info Wars.

 

[Cbajd5]

NINTENDO DOES NOT HAVE A SUPPORT ARTICLE ABOUT THIS

HURRY AND GO ASK HERE

 

[JimboJones]

Download it from the eShop onto a micro SD card, easier to swallow and a lot less calories.

 

[davepoobond]

I must absorb the code. Shigeru miyamoto executive produced my next shit

 

[Hero of Legend]

But seriously, I'd be really worried about your friend. He can die from eating it. Talk to his parents or a professional about getting him help.

 

[tuna_love]

slippery slope bro

first you're swallowing cartridges, then you're shoving boomerangs up your ass

haha

 

[heatbeams]

He will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

 

[Lyriell]

$100 says Twilight Princess comes out the other end.

More likely a Phillips CDI Zelda game.

Those are worth some cash if it comes out shrinkwrapped.

 

[TCRS]

 

[GlamFM]

Fantastic thread, epic first reply.
I love you GAF - stay awesome.

(I'm also drunk, not making a thread though)