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[purseowner]

Another future copypasta for ATLUS to poke fun at.

 

[Redrick_Schuhart]

Persona means person in Spanish.

And the real world is full of people. I get why he's so confused.

 

[YianGaruga]

 

[Joey Ravn]

I once started reading a book whose first line was "It was a cold, rainy evening". I looked out the window and it was a sunny summer morning. The book was clearly lying.

Thanks for the heads up, OP. I won't be caught in this B U L L S H I T ever again.

Spoiler

/s

 

[vanx0]

Hahahahaha

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

lol a good ol' bboy troll thread. May it never die.

 

[FelipeMGM]

OP has max Guts stat and minimum Knowledge stat

This woman wants me to be her human guenia pig for unlicensed medicine of dubious origin. I didn't agree to this!

Oh boy, but I did, I so did

 

[cyba89]

Outrageous! You should sue Atlus for millions!

 

[MavFan619]

I disagreed, got kicked back to the main menu chose to agree as I should have, and moved on with my new anime life. You should too it's fun.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

I boot Persona 5 up and immediately upon starting a new game, it informs you the game is a work of fiction; that any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental. That's fine, I guess. It's nothing I haven't seen before. But then -- then -- it asks you to actually agree to the above garbage. It says "Only those who have agreed to the above have the privilege of partaking in this game." Of course I hit I do not agree.

I think the question is why do you not agree that a videogame about teenagers battling demons in a Japanese high school is a work of fiction?

 

[Finale Fireworker]

To all the people asking if this thread is real...

It is purely a work of fiction. Any resemblance to a joke thread, past or present, is purely coincidental. I cannot allow you to partake in this thread until you agree.

>Yes
>No

 

[Dunkley]

Joke threads are getting more stupid every day

This isn't even its' final form as there isn't any poll on it yet.

 

[Sgt. Kabukiman]

This forum is weird.

 

[omg_mjd]

But thou must!

 

[ggx2ac]

What? That is absolute nonsense. Why didn't the box have this disclaimer and requirement on it when I purchased it? Why wasn't there some sort of warning I had to agree to this unheard of requirement before I could play the game?

I just bought the game earlier. I was wondering why the retailer asked me to give a verbal agreement that the game I was buying is a work of fiction.

Spoiler

What?

 

[kulapik]

To all the people asking if this thread is real...

It is purely a work of fiction. Any resemblance to a joke thread, past or present, is purely coincidental. I cannot allow you to partake in this thread until you agree.

>Yes
>No

Outrageous *hits no*

 

[Jacobbles]

Assuming this is real and not a troll thread: you're a fucking idiot, OP.

 

[MatrixMan.EXE]

Gamers are fucking ridiculous, I swear.

 

[Tratorn]

WTF <= My reaction while reading the OP...

It's a joke. There are a lot of jokes and references in this game and the devs thought about starting with one. That's it. Nothing more.

 

[cireza]

Role Playing Game

Can't believe such a thread actually exists, this is hilarious.

 

[YianGaruga]

WTF <= My reaction while reading the OP...

It's a joke. There are a lot of jokes and references in this game and the devs thought about starting with one. That's it. Nothing more.

Do you see me fucking laughing

 

[Venfayth]

lol a good ol' bboy troll thread. May it never die.

I'm not convinced it's a joke.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

Outrageous *hits no*

Make a thread about how you did not agree that this thread about Persona 5 being a work of fiction is a work of fiction.

 

[jiggles]

That's fine, I guess. It's nothing I haven't seen before. But then -- then -- it asks you to actually agree to [it]. [...] Of course I hit I do not agree.

Ok

 

[Mendrox]

Is this a serious thread or a Troll atempt?

What the fuck

 

[convo]

This makes more sense for japanese players since some characters do appear to be ripped right from the japanese news headlines. So blatant in fact that names can be called out.
Otherwise i don't see how this is more offensive to people than the usual warning, the only difference is that it's voiced and an option must be selected to continue. Then there is 120 hours of other things to do so why waste thy breath with it?

 

[Galang]

Haha it really kicks you out? Love it!

 

[Slash76]

Am I using the Meta-verse?

 

[RobRSG]

It's a game.

 

[aravuus]

At first I totally thought this was a joke thread, but then again, some people have been pretty damn hyperbolic with their nitpicks when it comes to P5. Don't know what to believe any more.

 

[GwyndolinCinder]

I don't remember making this sort of contract when I played the previous ones. Not to agree to something so out there.

This isn't a joke?

 

[MikeBison]

It's meant to be a bit of fun...

 

[J4g3r]

Did OP also press the power button on his system when the title screen asked him to press 'ANY' button?

 

[ItIsOkBro]

good joke threads dont make you seem like a psychopath tbh

 

[Tohsaka]

I should be asleep instead of reading this.

 

[Cov]

Even if you press agree you can still believe it's real if you want to OP.

 

[Mistouze]

I read the OP in Costanza's voice, it kinda works.

 

[Kthulhu]

She's hot &#128553; I'm weak.

Need to study for tests.

That's what the drugs are for.

 

[Zakalwe]

Poe's Law?

:/

Even if you press agree you can still believe it's real if you want to OP.

Lol.

 

[TS-08]

OP you should hire real life attorney Phoenix Wright to help with this serious legal matter.

 

[Golden_Pigeon]

You shouldn't play Nier:Automata... Also you shouldn't took to seriously what you are "agreeing with" in a game..

 

[Cyanity]

OP, honey....

 

[Ryan_MSF]

This thread is full GAF

never go full GAF

 

[Dunkley]

Did OP also press the power button on his system when the title screen asked him to press 'ANY' button?

 

[Dali]

This makes me want to create a game that makes you accept Satan as your dark Lord and saviour before proceeding. The game will have nothing to do with Satan and I won't give any advance notice that you need to agree.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

lol a good ol' bboy troll thread. May it never die.

I'm not convinced it's a joke.

I kind of feel like it's not a troll due to his second post:

I don't remember making this sort of contract when I played the previous ones. Not to agree to something so out there.

I would also be more convinced it was a troll if he'd been back exaggeratedly defending his position.

 

[maouvin]

Is this a serious thread or a Troll atempt?

What the fuck

Hang on I'll make a poll on my GAF fan-site so people can decide.

 

[adamsapple]

Commencing operation Take Bboy AJ's Heart.

 

[Kyonashi]

My uncle who works at ATLUS told me that if you agree that the game is a work of fiction but then put your real name as the protagonist's name, Jack Frost comes out of your PS4 and kills you

 

[YoRHa No.2 Type B]

Outrageous *hits no*

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