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[Sparcy63]

So thats why I can't resist getting on my knees and sucking dick. Thanks Pokemon.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Floridian]

So thats why I can't resist getting on my knees and sucking dick. Thanks Pokemon.

 

[SoldnerKei]

Said special was aired by the rival tv station of the company that aired Pokémon in Mexico. They were just jelly.

mwhahah that special was so lame, I still remember the "Pikachu means 1000 times more powerful than god" thing, like lol seriously?

 

[Beelzebufo]

How did people get turned gay before Pokemon? Like there were people turning gay back in the times of the Romans and shit, right? Definitely the middle ages if nothing else.

Was it Kabutops?

 

[Busaiku]

mwhahah that special was so lame, I still remember the "Pikachu means 1000 times more powerful than god" thing, like lol seriously?

They're on to something.

 

[Teknoman]

I think that was unique to the American Pokemon show.

Did Japan show the same thing?

Probably so since there is almost always a character like that.

But yeah, isn't this old? I remember some show on the church channel showing pikachu and gyarados with glowing red eyes while I was flipping channels on Pokemon Stadium launch day.

 

[RionaaM]

Weird, in all my time playing Pokemon, I can recall just a single lesbian couple, and it was only in the last pair of games. And even then, since it was an optional area, there are probably many people who missed those few lines of dialogue.

So much for trying to make me gay, Game Freak

 

[Rayis]

My love of Jigglypuff obviously made me gay, talk about a sexually confused creature

 

[akidnamededdy]

Weird, in all my time playing Pokemon, I can recall just a single lesbian couple, and it was only in the last pair of games. And even then, since it was an optional area, there are probably many people who missed those few lines of dialogue.

So much for trying to make me gay, Game Freak

You must just be a casual, the secret gay beams only activate once you complete the pokedex. Shoot right out through that LCD screen there, right into yer brain.

 

[Shizuka]

Pokemon made me gay? Thank you, Japan!

 

[Hot Coldman]

 

[BlackJace]

LOL

 

[BitStyle]

The scales have fallen from my eyes...

Haha! Man, this thread 😂

 

[thelastcrusader]

This is gold. Thank you. This pastor should write for the onion.

 

[SquashMatch]

As an evangelical Christian stuff like this makes me want to hide away. So embarrassing!!

 

[Barristan Selmy]

So homosexuality was born in the 1980's huh? Never in the history of man has homosexuality existed before then?...

Either that or Pokemon has been around waaaaaayyy longer than we think.

 

[Busaiku]

So homosexuality was born in the 1980's huh?.

1996 actually.

 

[Diffense]

If merely seeing something resembling the genitals that you already have (and have unlimited access to) makes you gay then I'm really surprised the world's population is growing so fast.

 

[TunaLover]

Wow, lol

 

[Aerocia]

Can anyone confirm if this applies to women too? <.<

 

[The Elite]

Makes complete sense.

 

[Anustart]

Made me gay. But Dude bro 2 cured me! I don't like mans no mo!

 

[NeonBlack]

On the road to Neogaf gold.

 

[RobFox64tm]

What in the actual fuck am I seeing here?

 

[Neku89]

It's funny that as an example they bring the relationship between Brock, who hasn't appeared on the show since 2010, and Ash Ketchum, the only fictional character capable of giving blueballs to every living thing in existence.

 

[openrob]

Yep, bulbasaurs make men stop loving women.

Spoiler

Yes I know it's ivysaur

Serious tho, as a Christian, and a lover of Pokémon through my formative years, this is bollocks haha.

 

[Regiruler]

1996 actually.

That's the same year I was born.

 

[Sesha]

How long until this guy is revealed to be a closet homosexual? Anyone wanna guess?

 

[Surge_11]

LOL oh boy

 

[SomedayTheFire]

Same. Thanks Pokobama.

 

[Datschge]

So he implies Pokemon is popular among the clergy and that's why he got to analyze in such details?

 

[Nintendojitsu]

Stupid human being being stupid. Nothing to see here folks!

 

[Giever]

dum

Many clues are noticeable in the cartoon, starting with the relationship between Ash, the hero, and Brock, his companion whose platonic love relationship is clear.

if they acknowledge it as platonic then how is it even supposed to be encouraging romantic homosexuality

 

[Kouriozan]

I caress my tail everytime.

 

[Ludist210]

this is the guy who asked his following to raise $65 million dollars for a private Gulfstream jet so he can do "God's work".

Yeah, I value anything this guy says.

I was thinking the same thing, and I say this as a practicing Christian. His version of the "gospel" isn't like anything I've ever read...

 

[TheOGB]

Now I'm not saying that he's right, I'm just saying...

Maybe he's onto something.

Welp

 

[Akuun]

I can only dream that one day, I can talk out of my ass with reckless abandon too.

 

[EmptySpace]

can't resist those machamp muscles.

 

[roknin]

I think that was unique to the American Pokemon show.

Did Japan show the same thing?

Very much so. It's a running gag in both versions, and it was particularly pronounced with his delusional fantasies about each Nurse Joy / Officer Jenny he met. He remains the only character IIRC that can tell each Nurse Joy / Officer Jenny apart from the others.

The only girls he didn't regularly hit on were whoever their traveling companion was at the time (usually too young).

In conclusion, Pokemon should be avoided at all costs as it teaches kids how to be a stalker and obsess over women.

#Imdone

 

[Fandangox]

#Imdone

So soon?

 

[Nintendojitsu]

 

[Demon Lizardman]

I don't know, the way they dress some of the girls, like her for example make me more straight than gay. They look like something out of a victoria secret magazine or something.

 

[Zero²]

Pokemon made me love men. So, thanks Nintendo?

 

[Ants]

Its clearly Kingdoms Heart´s fault, Goofy is a gay icon =P

 

[zroid]

looooool

 

[Fandangox]

this thread oh my ogd

 

[The Last One]

Why are people so surprised by this article? Can't see nothing wrong with it. Another exemple:

This pokémon was made so people would think they can get stung if touched by a vagina.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

Pokémon is the origin of many teens homosexuality according to Pastor Creflo Dollar

His title/profession should sort of tip everyone off that everything that comes out of his mouth is bullshit.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Very much so. It's a running gag in both versions, and it was particularly pronounced with his delusional fantasies about each Nurse Joy / Officer Jenny he met. He remains the only character IIRC that can tell each Nurse Joy / Officer Jenny apart from the others.

The only girls he didn't regularly hit on were whoever their traveling companion was at the time (usually too young).

In conclusion, Pokemon should be avoided at all costs as it teaches kids how to be a stalker and obsess over women.

#Imdone

He's a skirt chaser. Don't know how anyone would gain anything else from watching Pokemon.

 

[RM8]

There were no gays before the mid 90s. Also Japan is basically a homosexual nation.