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[BRocknRolla]

Huh... Well, I played a hell of a lot of Pokemon as a kid and didn't end up gay. I mean, my name is even Brock... A few of my close friends weren't so lucky, and now I know why.

It really makes you wonder, you know? I probably would have turned out as some kind of super macho, adrenaline fueled, mega-alpha, straight-prime otherwise. Thanks for balancing me out Pokemon!

 

[Veritigo_X]

I don't know, the way they dress some of the girls, like her for example make me more straight than gay. They look like something out of a victoria secret magazine or something.

...

Aren't Pokemon trainers like 10?

 

[kamineko]

holy shit I'm saving this

 

[Anura]

I'm Trans and I love boobs... Yet bulbasaur is my favorite gen one starter...

What does it all mean!?

 

[hydragonwarrior]

Uh, if anything most young kids were always drooling over Misty...

 

[roknin]

He's a skirt chaser. Don't know how anyone would gain anything else from watching Pokemon.

Ironically, this was the thing about him that a lot of people watching the show felt got really old later in the series. XD

Personally I always found it funny, especially when Croagunk started pelting him in the stomach and dragging him off whenever he got out of hand lol.

 

[ghostjoke]

Next up he'll explain how this little slut

created a generation of promiscuous interspecies sex fiends.

 

[BRocknRolla]

I'm Trans and I love boobs... Yet bulbasaur is my favorite gen one starter...

What does it all mean!?

Boobs are great. I don't know why anyone wouldn't like them (Regardless of gender or sexual preference)! And knucks on Bulbasaur. It's a plant and a dinosaur, which basically encompasses two of my favorite things. So I guess it pretty much backfired if the intent was to make me dislike it.

 

[arab]

I chose squirtle as my starter and ive been gargling dicks ever since

 

[NeonZ]

...

Aren't Pokemon trainers like 10?

In the games, they've been aged up since Black/White, although I don't think there's any official number for their age now, they just said they were "older" than before while revealing the Black/White designs. The anime kept XY's female protagonist younger looking though.

 

[Barristan Selmy]

1996 actually.

Thanks, didn't notice teh typo.

Pokemon also makes people dumb confirmed.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Creflo sounds like a Pokémon name.

 

[Plasmid]

This would make sense ONLY if children took the message that you should be / believe in yourself and form you own ideas, which is a major message of children's cartoons.

Overall, this is idiocy.

 

[akidnamededdy]

I'm Trans and I love boobs... Yet bulbasaur is my favorite gen one starter...

What does it all mean!?

There's some kind of gay double negative algebra going on here, I'm sure Pastor Dollar can lay it all down for us.

 

[ArchedThunder]

In the games, they've been aged up since Black/White, although I don't think there's any official number for their age now, they just said they were "older" than before while revealing the Black/White designs. The anime kept XY's female protagonist younger looking though.

I believe the official wording used in BW was "Not children", or something to that effect. In XY a 16 year old girl calls you sir if you are male (I don't know what she says if you are female) so I'm gonna guess 16-18.

There's some kind of gay double negative algebra going on here, I'm sure Pastor Dollar can lay it all down for us.

Maybe it's like dividing by zero and if he does the equation he'll be come gay too!

 

[shandy706]

I can't get past the guys name.

Is that a stage name or his real name?

 

[GiantBreadbug]

I'm offensive and I find this gay

or

Man this guy must be running a Serene Grace Togekiss cause reading that made me flinch

or

something something Metapod used Harden

(It has never been a better time for me to be a gay Pokémon fan than right just now)

 

[Three]

Poke-a-man, right?

I charge for its use Creflo Dollar. At least then you would have had a silly pun instead of that ridiculous article.

 

[DoktorEvil]

I can't get past the guys name.

Is that a stage name or his real name?

It's a Pastor name. He's basically a Persona.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creflo_Dollar

 

[psylah]

 

[parasky]

Apparently it's 1999 again and everyone is bending over backwards to make theories about how Pokémon is satanic/racist/supports the gay agenda.

 

[Nickle]

God knows what Digimon has done to this generation.

 

[CTLance]

Man, and I thought fanfic writers were delusional.

 

[ArchedThunder]

God knows what Digimon has done to this generation.

Clearly it taught kids about Internet porn, why else would they be digital monsters?

 

[akidnamededdy]

Maybe it's like dividing by zero and if he does the equation he'll be come gay too!

Oh my god we did it

we discovered gayometry

 

[Trojita]

First time I saw this guy I looked to the person on my right and asked them "That's not his real name right?"

I'd never trust a pastor named Dollar. It wasn't surprising to find out he was taking large amounts of donations from poor people to pay for expensive houses, expensive cars, and a fucking jet.

 

[PhoenixDark]

I remember one day when I was a kid at church, our Sunday school teacher walked in and asked us to name as many Pokemon as we could. This was during the height of the Pokemon craze so naturally everyone was shouting out name after name. I remained quiet and watched the other kids dig their own grave - I knew what was coming next. Then he asked us how many Bible verses we could name. Silence. This prompted a sermon about the ills of the distractions of the world.

Nearly every major craze or fad gets this treatment from churches. Anything that takes people's attention away from God is a problem. And anything that kids go crazy over instead of Jesus is a bigger problem.

 

[sturgboski]

I laughed way too hard at this.

 

[Red Liquorice]

"Creflo Dollar" ? That name made me gay.

 

[lolosgolos]

Someone should ask Crerflo where he the thinks the origin of crooked pastors that tie tithing to heaven began.

Damn

 

[GiantBreadbug]

Apparently it's 1999 again and everyone is bending over backwards to make theories about how Pokémon is satanic/racist/supports the gay agenda.

 

[shandy706]

It's a Pastor name. He's basically a Persona.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creflo_Dollar

Reading that, his name seems pretty accurate.

He should change it to Creflo $$$$

 

[JohnnyHustler]

He chose the name Creflo Dollar because Creflo Ka-Ching gave away his real intentions too easily.

 

[ArchedThunder]

Oh my god we did it

we discovered gayometry

We will be awarded the Nobel Prizes for math and gayness.

 

[Soi-Fong]

This is comedy right here folks..

 

[Trojita]

His name should have been Klepto Dollar.

 

[Overside]

That is genuinely creepy. That man needs a hobby.

 

[GiantBreadbug]

We will be awarded the Nobel Prizes for math and gayness.

There's a discrete math joke in here somewhere that also involves Pokémon and when I discover it I will ascend to the skies

 

[Sirim]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a Pastor would look at a Pokemon and see genitalia.

 

[injurai]

I'm pretty sure it's actually why people are atheist, because of it's evolutionary biology agenda.

I remember one day when I was a kid at church, our Sunday school teacher walked in and asked us to name as many Pokemon as we could. This was during the height of the Pokemon craze so naturally everyone was shouting out name after name. I remained quiet and watched the other kids dig their own grave - I knew what was coming next. Then he asked us how many Bible verses we could name. Silence. This prompted a sermon about the ills of the distractions of the world.

Nearly every major craze or fad gets this treatment from churches. Anything that takes people's attention away from God is a problem. And anything that kids go crazy over instead of Jesus is a bigger problem.

Similar thing happened to me. I felt like the church was digging it's own grave with all the crazy.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Nearly every major craze or fad gets this treatment from churches. Anything that takes people's attention away from God is a problem. And anything that kids go crazy over instead of Jesus is a bigger problem.

And the more these churches shun it, the popular it becomes.

I don't know how anyone teaching Sunday School could ever grasp the idea that talking about things like the Resurrection or Mary Magdalene about to be stoned or even Jesus being caned were somehow less age appropriate than fucking imaginary collectable monsters.

 

[Man Called Aerodynamics]

This Pokémon named Charmander, never stops to caress his tail in all his appearances.

Don't straight guys also like to 'caress' their own 'tails'? Maybe I've been doing it wrong.

 

[petran79]

True men watch and play Digimon

 

[TheSlySoul]

The article is stupid, but this thread is great.

 

[Mizerman]

Wow...there's so much stretching that even Reed Richards and Dhalsim would be impressed.

 

[disco]

I was never really that into Pokemon, but I do think liking Nintendo all my life has added to my gayness. I warm to Nintendo's softer aesthetic designs and value their design mechanics in a way a non-liberal person wouldn't care about.

 

[AbsolutBro]

God knows what Digimon has done to this generation.

Furries. Renamon...

 

[Ladekabel]

But the Pokemon Day Care showed me that there can only be new life when males and females are together!

Spoiler

Or with a Ditto...

 

[Pizza Luigi]

If anything it made me more straight. I mean goddamn.

 

[TAJ]

I mean, it's right in the title

Pokemon

Poke a mon

Poke a MAN

On a TV comedy series called Strip Mall they were shooting a porn movie called "Poke-Me-Mon". One of the characters in the porno was called Prickachu.