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[Sölf]

The Mortal Kombat Theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLyaqxpZ5-I

I am German, and if you have no idea what this theme is actually about or from what game it is, instead of "Mortal Kombat" I always understood "Müll einsammeln", which, translated into english, means "Trash collecting".

 

[RickGhastly]

"Papa Kool-Aid!".

 

[Sword Familiar]

Im trying but i cant hear it

I think you can only hear it if you smoke weed.

 

[Tetra-9]

Anyone know what the Mystal Ninja with Goemon on N64 characters are actually saying when you switch them? I love it when Ebismaru says something that sounds like "ee-kee-mah-sha-kaw", makes me laugh every time.

 

[Bandersnatch1]

Anyone know what the Mystal Ninja with Goemon on N64 characters are actually saying when you switch them? I love it when Ebismaru says something that sounds like "ee-kee-mah-sha-kaw", makes me laugh every time.

Ikimashouka = Shall we go?

 

[Summer Haze]

Akuma's ultra combo in Street Fighter 4 - "I want sausages"

XD

 

[itchyass86]

In Monster Hunter 3 U, when talking to the Blacksmith he shall respond with, "Here's my wife!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bolmS0xSlUo

Sony's a shit in our mouths

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPSl6YS-UI&t=2m25s

Ahaha! Now I'm spreading this video to some folk...

 

[Dimitri LH]

In the darkstalker games, me and a friend used to think Morrigan said "Zombie!" When she used Soul Fist.

A less funny one. I used to think Lilith said "Soul Crush!" Instead of Soul Flash. I like Soul Crush better.

 

[TranceKuja]

The merchant in Dragon's Dogma who says, "They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!"

The way he puts emphasis on certain words threw me off and I kept hearing something like "The master works on, something something..."

Actually took me half the game to figure out what he was actually saying. But then I was like oooooooooooooh.

 

[Zareka]

Wait, did anyone post this yet?

Misheard lyrics: Persona 4 Opening

The Persona games are full of this stuff.

 

[Lurch666]

Indiana Jones and the temple of doom arcade.
After the mine cart level Indiana would say something like 'we talk a tier'.
Only when watching the film years after I realized it was 'we walk from here'

My wife used to play megalomania on the Megadrive and whenever the game said 'you are running out of elements' her kids thought it was 'you are running out of elephants'

https://youtu.be/tzxwhTRTuT4?t=14m1s

 

[Sesha]

PIRATES OF OLD, DEFEND OUR CARS!

"Pointless fury!"

 

[SoulUnison]

"The winner is... DA CUNT!"

 

[-Eddman-]

1080° Snowboarding intro is a classic.

 

[Jonneh3003]

When you get to the castle in Resident Evil 4 I swear the monks chant "hail Hitler, hail Hitler"

Sometimes they also say "mostly STDs, mostly STDs!"

 

[Soriku]

Persona 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsKXIBpYG7k&app=desktop

dick warm dick warm

 

[The Hermit]

"So long, gay Bowser!"

Oh shit, thats hilarious

 

[MrBadger]

The Blue Dragon boss theme is full of shit like this

 

[Jawmuncher]

I still hear regular eels munitions pools in MGS, but he's saying return to positions or something like that.

 

[StayDead]

Burt come fix my garage!

I think this made me laugh way more than anything else for some reason. Maybe it's because he's asking it so often in games.

 

[Pikma]

This thread, it's killing me

 

[Zombine]

"Papa Kool-Aid!".

I always heard that as "Water Kool-Aid!"

Battlefield Bad Company 2 has some of the funniest:

http://youtu.be/ApKVAhciwn4

 

[Spinosaurus]

In Smash, when Ness uses PK Flash, it always sounded to me like he's yelling "PK Pulse!" instead.

 

[Thud]

In RE4 there is that part near the castle walls where there is a villager I think is shouting "Laad haar hol" which is Dutch for "Load her hole".

The Persona 1 Battle theme Lone Prayer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPHJJY8GhMY


It's full of misheard stuff, but one thing stands out and that is "All my whities"

And something which is just awesome is Luigi saying "Luigi Kart 8", which I first thought to be misheard.

 

[DesuNe]

Played Warframe a bit when it came to Steam. One of the bosses, Vor, would continually say a line that sounded like "FOR SEAGULL".

 

[Sciz]

I have absolutely no idea how Sonic Rush Adventure's boss theme made it to retail while sounding like it says fuck every two seconds.

 

[Despera]

I have absolutely no idea how Sonic Rush Adventure's boss theme made it to retail while sounding like it says fuck every two seconds.

"beat kicks beat... that's the fuckin'!"

 

[Dunkley]

Hitmonlee, Hitmonlee, Hitmonlee's a motherfucker.

 

[Spinosaurus]

I have absolutely no idea how Sonic Rush Adventure's boss theme made it to retail while sounding like it says fuck every two seconds.

I love this track so much because of this

 

[Robottiimu2000]

I remember back in the days we were having a LAN party and I stayed up whole night playing Red Alert, and around 8 am in the morning the units started speaking some kind of gibberish finnish in my ears, instead of the normal feedback things they said, especially I remember the "commando" unit saying the funniest things.... After a while laughing to myself I decided it was time sleep a little

 

[zhixson]

The very last line spoken by

Spoiler

Krelian

in the Xenogears' ending I initially heard as:

"In fact, I am the A-Team."

Needless to say, I was a bit confused.

 

[Apathy]

Rocket lawn chair from metal slugs

 

[Spinosaurus]

FIYAH EMBLEH
HE CAN SEE THE PENIS

 

[Shadow_Lord]

I can never unhear now lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLJuT8zPmvA

 

[A-V-B]

What does the Mask in Crash Bandicoot say when you pick it up?

I've always understood it to be "HOONA MAGA!"

 

[Spinosaurus]

I can never unhear now lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLJuT8zPmvA

I'm crying

 

[DirgeExtinction]

Up until like a couple years ago I was completely certain in Mortal Kombat when the Dev appears he says "Whoopsie!" It was like the end of an era when I found out I was wrong.

Wait, he doesn't!?

 

[LeleSocho]

When i was a kiddo i always heard Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku as "aw-eh-tz-ah-splugghen"

 

[Mahmutti]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8CXRu415c

Let's tostitos, Alison.

Supposedly he's saying "Let's teach these dogs a lesson", but it just sounds like gibberish to me.

 

[retroman]

Has this been posted yet?

Mortal Kombat gibberish

EDIT: Yep, page 2 :-(

 

[Ivan 3414]

Yep, this thread delivered. I demand an official answer from Naughty Dog. But I'm on the OOGA BOOGA side.

I'm sure there's like, one guy from the original Crash Bandicoot team that's still employed at Naughty Dog lol.

 

[Americanmushroom]

Apparently, Wario is actually a nazi, because when you select him in Mario Kart 8 he reacts by shouting "Sieg Heil!"

Check it out for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X6p17i-_l0

I hear 'Cigar!'

 

[drugstore_cowboy]

Japanese Street Fighter 1's hadouken sounded like 'chocolate' iirc.

 

[Lady Siara]

Persona 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsKXIBpYG7k&app=desktop

dick warm dick warm

SPREAD THE GOOD WORD ABOUT DICK WARM

Spoiler

I'm so sad I didn't get to post this one

This sucks...weina, WEINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Jesus Christ!

Thai food.

There is no butter on this plane.

 

[Chip N Chance]

Mario 64 when he says "lets go!" I always heard it as "Lets tickle!"

 

[slash000]

Everyone keeps posting the Star Fox Gibberish, but what I want to know is what the hell the english voice over at the take-off cinematic is actually saying (after "emergency"):

Youtube link:
https://youtu.be/A7TF5evojYA?t=21

"Emergency Emergency... Emergency Emergency...

aenythe enthy fighters, prepare for launch"

What is that phrase? After the emergencies, before fighters.

 

[Correctomundo]

Everyone keeps posting the Star Fox Gibberish, but what I want to know is what the hell the english voice over at the take-off cinematic is actually saying (after "emergency"):

Youtube link:
https://youtu.be/A7TF5evojYA?t=21

"Emergency Emergency... Emergency Emergency...

aenythe enthy fighters, prepare for launch"

What is that phrase? After the emergencies, before fighters.

Incoming enemy fighters.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Fighting Vipers

Everything Bahn says sounds like an engrish insult to someone's mother

 

[slash000]

Incoming enemy fighters.

Oh thank you, ughh that has been bothering since the game came out. The words "incoming enemy" are muttered and then the audio/compression on the SNES made it incomprehensible to me. But yeah that's gotta be it. Thanks!

 

[MetatronM]

Has this been posted yet?

Mortal Kombat gibberish

EDIT: Yep, page 2 :-(

In my house, Raiden's superman move was always "IneedmoreMAYONNAISE!"