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[Brazil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfJeK0E6_aQ
From Project Diva 2nd. The song Love List Koushinchuu?
Though Miku is saying "Love list koushin", first time I heard it, I thought she was saying "Fuck this bullshit".

This is good.

 

[mclem]

As kids we heard it as "Don't bite my verruca". Made sense since he was shoving his feet in people's faces. Of course the instruction manuals taught us it was TATSU-MAKI-SEN-PUU-KYAKU.

I know it's that in principle, but I've never quite worked out *how* you say "TATSU-MAKI-SEN-PUU-KYAKU" in a way that sounds like the voice sample. There's just too many syllables!

 

[timothyonfire]

That goblin who says "who let the dogs out" in Dragon's Dogma.


http://youtu.be/Mfh6KClkr3o?t=30s

 

[HabeeNo]

Persona 4 - "Heartbeat, Heartbreak"

Tell me why you're dirty, electric phone in the butt
Tell me why you're dirty out to the corners
Still like it, still like it, oh! Baby, I need Jello
Looking so different, bloody streetlight
Happy, happy, taking some pounding
Heartbreak, heartbreak, you tell me koopa

Can't unhear LOL

 

[Shaanyboi]

So what does the announcer say when you select a level in Mario 64? "Rough pickle!"

 

[TheGreatDirector]

SHIT, ROCK, YEAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8WeIXwT0mo

Lol this is the one right here.

 

[stuminus3]

The announcer in F-Zero GX pronounces "retired" as "retard" which is not only offensive it's extremely annoying to hear after falling from the same part of the track for the 5th time.

 

[eso76]

How are youuu, ken ?
Soo how are you ken ?

Attattabruken !

Sorry, there's just no way they actually say tatsumakisenpukiaku. We should ask a native Japanese speaker and have this mistery solved once and for all.

Also, in soul calibur kilik had moves that sounded like my language equivalent of "m'lady" and "tuna fish".

 

[NuttSack]

The announcer in F-Zero GX pronounces "retired" as "retard" which is not only offensive it's extremely annoying to hear after falling from the same part of the track for the 5th time.

I believe he says "RESTART"or "RESTORE", why in the hell would he say retard?

 

[mclem]

I believe he says "RESTART"or "RESTORE", why in the hell would he say retard?

He doesn't, he says "Retired". The person you're quoting said that. It just *sounded* like the other.

 

[funkypie]

What does Axel say when he does the forward fire uppercut.

 

[Randam]

Are you Ken?

Sure, you're Ken.

http://i.imgur.com/rYWOtgk.gif

 

[KooopaKid]

Persona 4 - "Heartbeat, Heartbreak"

Tell me why you're dirty, electric phone in the butt
Tell me why you're dirty out to the corners
Still like it, still like it, oh! Baby, I need Jello
Looking so different, bloody streetlight
Happy, happy, taking some pounding
Heartbreak, heartbreak, you tell me koopa

This is brilliant. Did you hear it yourself?

 

[Ikon]

I forgot to quote but the Sazh vs. chocobo clip literally brought me to tears! Been a loooong time since I laughed that hard!

Blasted fuckball!

 

[Jazzy Network]

 

[Amedo310]

Guile's "Shit Kaboom" (Sonic Boom) in Street Fighter EX 3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrhsnuPkZqA#t=121

Also, Sagat's "Tiger Brawl" (Tiger Uppercut) in the same game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAJIFxjsJQA#t=25

 

[sugarless]

I know it's that in principle, but I've never quite worked out *how* you say "TATSU-MAKI-SEN-PUU-KYAKU" in a way that sounds like the voice sample. There's just too many syllables!

They've had to clip each word to reduce file size or whatever, and the pronunciation trails off final vowels. So it's like:

TATS-MAK-SEN-PUU-KYAK

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

I, to this day, thought Mario was saying "Here we go".

I just now realized that's probably not right....is it? LOL

You're close. I'm pretty sure he's saying "Let's-a go!" Don't quote me on it, though.

 

[MrCunningham]

Persona 4 - "Heartbeat, Heartbreak"

Tell me why you're dirty, electric phone in the butt
Tell me why you're dirty out to the corners
Still like it, still like it, oh! Baby, I need Jello
Looking so different, bloody streetlight
Happy, happy, taking some pounding
Heartbreak, heartbreak, you tell me koopa

It's impossible for me to hear the lyrics any other way.

 

[Übermatik]

I have no idea what Odolwa is chanting in Majora's Mask.

But it sounds awesome.

Hell yes!

Also, there are scores of misheard DOTA 2 lines, but the most infamous for me is "'Av I got jizz on me chin?" from Pudge.

Spoiler

He says gibs' as far as I know... as in giblets?

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

What does the Mask in Crash Bandicoot say when you pick it up?

BOOGALA

Oo-bi-da-gah

"POO GA DAH"

Or something

OOGA BOOGA!

Yep, this thread delivered. I demand an official answer from Naughty Dog. But I'm on the OOGA BOOGA side.

 

[cooljeanius]

I don't speak Japanese (at least not really), so when a game slips some Gratuitous Japanese snippets in, I'll probably mishear most of them...

 

[B-Genius]

"I'll stain my house... with your blood."

Spoiler

I know it's supposed to be "hands", but this is far more menacing.

PREDICTABO

 

[typist]

Sony's a shit in our mouths

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPSl6YS-UI&t=2m25s

 

[MrBadger]

#TeamOogaBooga

 

[DeaviL]

BOOGALA

The only correct answer.

 

[Jotamide]

Persona 4 - "Heartbeat, Heartbreak"

Tell me why you're dirty, electric phone in the butt
Tell me why you're dirty out to the corners
Still like it, still like it, oh! Baby, I need Jello
Looking so different, bloody streetlight
Happy, happy, taking some pounding
Heartbreak, heartbreak, you tell me koopa

Amazing.

 

[Sword Familiar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU#t=66

...

Nah.

 

[Godcannon]

The Persona song is hilarious, as is Sephiroth. Raiden and Ryu are my other favs.

Aku Aku definitely says BOODAH BAH GAH!

 

["D"]

What does Axel say when he does the forward fire uppercut.

He's actually saying Grand Uppah (upper)

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Sagat's "Tiger up yer butt!"

My best friend got a nickname out of Mario's "Letsa go!"

He heard "Mint Pickle!"

So that has been his nickname since 96.

 

[Salmonax]

"I'm-a Luigi, now marijuana!"

Don't mind if I do, Weeg.

 

[Xenus]

This part of Tales of Destiny PSX that was gibberish mostly is glorious.

http://youtu.be/p0VGE2eTrwU?t=29m

 

[Annubis]

This part of Tales of Destiny PSX that was gibberish mostly is glorious.

http://youtu.be/p0VGE2eTrwU?t=29m

And this is the most gibberish of Xillia (albeit it is supposed to be gibber)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sv-PjpKbSs

 

[ResidentDante]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU#t=66

I'm dying here! That's all I can hear now!

 

[stuminus3]

I believe he says "RESTART"or "RESTORE", why in the hell would he say retard?

I didn't say he says "retard". That would be silly. He says "retired". It even comes up in great big letters on the screen, "RETIRED". But what he says sounds like "retard".

http://youtu.be/CIo-JAbp7zE

 

[TheSlySoul]

SHIT, ROCK, YEAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8WeIXwT0mo

Yep, Knuckles in Sonic Heroes easily.

 

[Lionheart1827]

This music :

Baten Kaitos : Chaotic Dance.

Just some weird words thrown together to sound great.

At 1:36 my friends and I thought the woman was singing "Feeling gay" over and over again.

What is she actually singing though?

 

["D"]

Losing the Aku Aku mask powerup in Crash Bandicoot makes him say "Oh my cornholio"

 

[SweetJohnnyCage]

Anything the German soldiers say in Day of Defeat.

 

[NZerker12]

In Capcom vs Snk 2, Whenever Geese would use Deadly Rave, I always thought he used to say:

VICTORY LANE!!

Also in his intro I thought he used to say:

"You cannot escape long death"

 

[farisr]

Psycho Cholesterol

The ultimate delayed kill move.

 

[ctothej]

This Lightning Returns trailer.

lol, I thought this had to be fake until I saw the number of views.

 

[Sword Familiar]

Psycho Cholesterol

The ultimate delayed kill move.

That'll kill you alright. lol

 

[Hero of Legend]

Star Fox Adventures. Peppy, shame on you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coe...ts=1421914688&feature=player_detailpage#t=806

The man himself doubts it:

https://twitter.com/conkerhimself/status/445612634998865921

I dunno, sounds too close.

 

[Small Mailman]

'Habrikahbrukus!'

 

["D"]

In Capcom vs Snk 2, Whenever Geese would use Deadly Rave, I always thought he used to say:

VICTORY LANE!!

Also in his intro I thought he used to say:

"You cannot escape long death"

A friend of mine says he heard the same thing....and also yep cause a short death would not suffice

 

[lowhighkang_LHK]

When Phantom from DMC1 dies (gets impaled on the statue) I swear he says:

"Arggh, Ugh...aahhh, Mother Fucker..."

listen from 5 seconds to 8 seconds, i swear he says mother fucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmJzmO0JeMM

 

[SugarDave]

What shouting Russians in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 sound like to an American:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApKVAhciwn4

My sides hurt after "Who loves spaghetti?!"

 

[sappyday]

"I'm-a Luigi, now marijuana!"

Don't mind if I do, Weeg.

Im trying but i cant hear it