Does a chicken dinner count if you get it on the Asia server? I think I'm a pretty decent player (of the 11 solo games on NA since the stats were wiped, I've placed final 10 seven times, including 2nd and 3rd-place finishes). I heard the Asia server was really easy and I wanted to check, and on my first game there...
The plane practically flew over the military base, and only one other guy jumped out with me (I was planning to just practice my shooting, and expected to die quickly). So I killed him, kitted up with a KAR and Scar-L, got the first crate (ghillie), and then went to town with my 8x. I then found an SKS and was unstoppable.
I get the feeling it doesn't count, then.