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[Meus Renaissance]

Personally, I believe the OP. I've PM'd asking for more information on what he's learnt.

 

[Cyan]

Personally, I believe the OP. I've PM'd asking for more information on what he's learnt.

You are probably the only person on this forum who could say this without everyone assuming you were being sarcastic.

 

[Jarnet87]

I stopped reading at Lathan Devers, good luck to you OP.

 

[jett]

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:lol Loving the pen name.

 

[MThanded]

I'll keep my internet detective results to myself. Need to see how this plays out.

 

[Wilbur]

Personally, I believe the OP. I've PM'd asking for more information on what he's learnt.

No surprises there

 

[Enco]

Pls release the PentaGOD ™

Thread of the year.

If PentaGOD is released, thread of the decade.

 

[Jocchan]

I would kickstart PentaGod.

 

[Frank the Great]

Guys, he hasn't posted in a while. I'm becoming seriously concerned that he has been silenced.

 

[Batigol]

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Holy shit :lol

 

[Sickboy007]

I'll keep my internet detective results to myself. Need to see how this plays out.

The OP is actually a collective of danish media & marketing students on a guerilla marketing project...I knew it!

 

[Quote]

Pentagon Science!!!

 

[Meus Renaissance]

You are probably the only person on this forum who could say this without everyone assuming you were being sarcastic.

True. Too many sheep here

I kid

 

[Mr. Poolman]

This is asking for a poster:

The Pentagon was looking for God...
On December 16, 2009 at precisely 4:00am...
They found something...

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

OP why would the pentagon make a pro pentagod movie (priest) using a korean manga from 1998 as the source material?

Why not? It barely matter in what year the source material was created. That's like saying that Romeo Must Die is not influenced by modern agendas because of its Shakespearean origin.

 

[JDSN]

You fuckers, I went to sleep before reading this thread and I dreamt about thus movie and its two lead were shirtless History Aliens guy and Alex Jones. It was the best dream ever.

 

[Carcetti]

It's like a gaf thread where the original poster is a Warren Ellis character. Amazing stuff.

 

[Blake'sGrave]

OP, the glory you will achieve for leaking your PentaGod knowledge here on GAF is greater than anything you will ever achieve in real life.

You have created the greatest thread ever.

Leak the documents. Finish the fight.

 

[Pastry]

You're waiting until 4:00 AM to deploy the document, right?

 

[3Sixty]

I do not endorse this message.

 

[crazygambit]

These kinds of situations never end well. Either the OP will never post the document and continue to tease us or he will reveal the document and it ends up being lackluster

PROVE ME WRONG!!

How could it possibly be lackluster? There's no way it won't deliver

Spoiler

the lulz that is

 

[Dongs Macabre]

It's like the plot of a Dan Brown novel.

 

[Sickboy007]

What if what they discovered...wasn't God?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Evilore should close this thread before the government closes NeoGAF. If he does not comply there could be severe consequences, he could soon find himself living in the Ecuadorian embassy with Assange and that is if he's lucky to escape in time. The OP? Nothing can save him.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

This is what Dr Daniel Jackson must have felt like when giving his lectures on the origin of Ancient Egyptian society

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Evilore should close this thread before the government closes NeoGAF. If he does not comply there could be severe consequences, he could soon find himself living in the Ecuadorian embassy with Assange and that is if he's lucky to escape in time. The OP? Nothing can save him.

The Government is too smart for that. They already contacted Mr. Malka to gain access to the OP account in order to post a faux document that will discredit the whole ordeal.

 

[Dongs Macabre]

What if what they discovered...wasn't God?

And the streets of Washington make a pentagram, too!

PentaGODgram

A novel by Dan Brown

 

[Mesoian]

Wait.

So this is a fictitious story right? This isn't some...odd attempt at a documentary right?

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

How does this jive with Obama being a lizardman?

David Icke is coming for you

 

[beat]

All this "PentaGod" stuff reminds me of an ancient Penny Arcade strip: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/04/28 wherein Tycho says his Pentium III tower is like a "tiny god".

 

[Orbis Tabula]

This one is brilliant. The addition of "Complex" at the end really just makes it genius.

 

[flippedb]

I'm a PentaGod believer.

But what's the name of the 13th month?!

 

[i-Lo]

Why is the original post dated back to 2009?

 

[Necrovex]

Why is the original post dated back to 2009?

It's not. You're seeing the OP's new tag.

 

[i-Lo]

It's not. You're seeing the OP's new tag.

Oh wow. Thanks.

 

[flippedb]

Why is the original post dated back to 2009?

That's his tag. The date in which the ballet dancing robo Pentagon discovered the stars like flashes being planets on...PentaGod's realm. Or something like that.

 

[King Allant]

And the streets of Washington make a pentagram, too!

PentaGODgram

A novel by Dan Brown

Holy shit I think you guy are on to something

 

[Tawpgun]

Orange Blue Pentagod advert wins.

Need to add some flying sparks to make it better

 

[Charoncaori]

I just saw Triforce post some chemtrail nonsense on my Facebook yesterday, and decided not to pick a fight, but this thread is on another level entirely. OP, you need help.

I'm laughing so hard at Pentagod right now.

 

[Dongs Macabre]

Orange Blue Pentagod advert wins.

Need to add some flying sparks to make it better

And Korean

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

And Korean

OP is actually Gaben, and we already failed to fund HL3.

 

[OrlanisWorks]

Event A) OP releases document.


Event B) Government denies it.


Event C) Pentagod fades into an inside GAF joke.



This is my favorite thread ever. Definitely in my top 10 loves for existence of the internet.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

I'm on my phone, someone please make me a cover with

PENTAGOD IDEA
IN PRIEST FILM 2011
RESURRECT SUPERHUMAN
ON PLANET KICKSTARTER

 

[Goldrush]

Going off topic, but I think the OP kickstarter breaks the no fund my life and the no items not produced by the project rules.

 

[Noirulus]

Imagine you're a bad writer. Imagine you've been trying to shop around a scifi screenplay for the better part of a decade. Imagine you started a Kickstarter campaign asking for one thousand five hundred pounds and you're (sic) sole purpose is to get this movie made.

Now if you're the bad writer and you discover or come across information and comments which indicate that you probably have no chance of succeeding at all what would you do? Would you immediately go on NeoGAF and post a thread? Yes, you would.

thats deep man

 

[Quote]

Tell me about the laboratories at the Pentagon. Do they have beeeeeaaaakers?

 

[Shagwell]

Why hasn't the document been released yet?!

 

[dyergram]

Dude add 4:00 Am to that date stat!

 

[MetatronM]

OP is in too deep. At this point his position is already compromised, the Pentagon has to be on to him from his previous posts in this thread. It's a race to get those documents out in the open before they're silenced forever!

Spoiler

C'mon OP, I want to be entertained!

 

[GK86]

OP probably never thought he would be asked to release it, so now he is writing a master thesis.