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[BlackBanditSho]

were you in jail?

I don't even--wha? Was that an EMPIRE reference?

 

[BlackBanditSho]

Okay, Terrance. Sure.

Just curious...why is that so hard to believe?

 

[akira28]

Just curious...why is that so hard to believe?

I wouldnt' believe Marvel Entertainment LLC. farther then I could throw them, and since they're a part of Disney, they can't really be thrown at all.

so I don't know why it's hard to believe that they would have screwed T Howard over money, or that he could have helped introduce someone to someone else and 6 degrees of separation intro'd Downey to casting.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Terrence Howard is actually Jaden Smith that came back from the future. He didn't know his all father Will Smith placed a time lock on his memories of else you would have heard of this theory before now.

 

[LCGeek]

This shit is fucking crazy to me. Cheadle is far and away the better actor and has better chemistry with RDJ. Dude has range for days while Howard plays the same fucking role every time.

Just saw avengers two and the club scene about the joke proves your point. I thought howard was a total ass in IM1.

 

[MattyG]

This thread is straight comedy gold.

His craziness reminds me a bit of Will i am.

Terrance Howard explains how he Grows Diamonds

http://thegrio.com/2013/03/04/why-terrence-howard-might-quit-acting-to-grow-diamonds/

Ok...

Oh my god, I can't take all this fucking pseudointellectualism/pseudoscience. It hurts.

They said "Terry, the new movie will be called Iron Man 2" and he said "That's ridiculous. It's literally the same title as before. How will people know the difference?"

 

[The Beard]

I wouldnt' believe Marvel Entertainment LLC. farther then I could throw them, and since they're a part of Disney, they can't really be thrown at all.

so I don't know why it's hard to believe that they would have screwed T Howard over money, or that he could have helped introduce someone to someone else and 6 degrees of separation intro'd Downey to casting.

So, they cast Howard before casting the star of the film? Howard's crazy ass had enough pull to convince them who to cast? Lol Do you think he convinced them to cast RDJ before or after teaching them that 1x1=2?

 

[Fusebox]

This shit is fucking crazy to me. Cheadle is far and away the better actor and has better chemistry with RDJ. Dude has range for days while Howard plays the same fucking role every time.

Yeah, but every role Howard plays is Rhodey. Cheadle looked like he was auditioning for Droopy the Dog.

 

[Switch Back 9]

That Will I Am bit was more sad than funny. Dude seems mentally wrecked, not just kooky or weird.

 

[RibMan]

Twenty years from now, they'll know that one times one equals two.

Tears in my eyes from reading this thread.

 

[bishoptl]

fuck this crazy abusive asshole. i really hope this leads to him being cut from Empire so i can finally watch it.

He's basically playing a toned down version of himself on that show. I doubt he ever gets cut unless he actually murders someone in RL.

 

[akira28]

So, they cast Howard before casting the star of the film? Howard's crazy ass had enough pull to convince them who to cast? Lol Do you think he convinced them to cast RDJ before or after teaching them that 1x1=2?

after. it's actually what put them over the top. but also later contributed to them taking his 8 million dollars and multiplying it down to 1 million.

 

[Bad_Boy]

jaden gets too much hate. that kid is the future.

 

[DonMigs85]

Makes you wonder what adult Jaden Smith is gonna start spewing

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

I love reading the thoughts of nutty celebs

 

[Bad_Boy]

Makes you wonder what adult Jaden Smith is gonna start spewing

celestial truths.

 

[danthefan]

Guys, I've worked out a way to prove him wrong using his logic:

4 = 2*2 = (1+1)*(1+1) = (1*1) + (1*1) + (1*1) +(1*1) = 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 8.

Unless he believes 4 = 8.

Your entire post is based on him being a rational human being which he clearly isn't.

 

[akira28]

its just a matter of time before something comes along to make 4 = 8. No one knows what it would be, but probably a 2. Life is nothing if not an x-factor. The one with strong guy, and before polaris started hanging out.

 

[Window]

He's basically playing a toned down version of himself on that show. I doubt he ever gets cut unless he actually murders someone in RL.

Considering what the character on the show is like...this is kinda scary.

 

[Ben Morales]

The audio doesn't lie (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=6W1F8BHRAaU

Her head game sound strong tho

 

[Trojita]

Jamie Foxx on Terrence Howard

OMG

"It's a good game Ray Ray".

 

[Spladam]

"Since I was a child of three or four," he says, "I was always wondering, you know, why does a bubble take the shape of a ball? Why not a triangle or a square? I figured it out. If Pythagoras was here to see it, he would lose his mind. Einstein, too! Tesla!"

I like how at the end of his antidote he just adds Tesla's name to the list like he's just trying to remember the names of smart people. Also: Tesla.

 

[2real4tv]

This thread is straight comedy gold.

His craziness reminds me a bit of Will i am.

WTH did I watch?

 

[Discotheque]

WTH did I watch?

i clicked on 0.5 speed like the comments suggested and lmao, funniest video i've seen in a while.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Tears in my eyes from reading this thread.

airlines new coach class seats.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Good work. Makes for a nice visual proof, too.

What have you done!

 

[Giever]

couldn't someone just, like, explain to him that one instance of one is one

no, no, i guess not

 

[Chuckie]

Dude has issues, like his 2nd wife beating him and hurling racist slurs at his kids

His wife beat him? I thought he beat his wife.

 

[Ben Morales]

Good work. Makes for a nice visual proof, too.

Common Core

 

[YoungFa]

It says in the article that he has actual brain damage. And yall keep making fun of him. Shame on you.

 

[gogosox82]

Jamie Foxx on Terrence Howard

Was getting ready to post this. Dude is a great actor but he is a crazy person.

 

[Aselith]

The audio doesn't lie (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=6W1F8BHRAaU

Jamie Foxx is going to far with that impersonation!

Here's him following up after the first interview that is slaying everyone with an even better impersonation

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4WGktVDkaA

 

[SapientWolf]

It says in the article that he has actual brain damage. And yall keep making fun of him. Shame on you.

Bell's Palsy is nerve damage. But I can understand the confusion.

 

[m3k]

Didn't he also claim to have a phd just last year or something... Claimed to got it from a university

Research was done and it was found out he dropped out of a degree

Dudes a compulsive liar... I fully expect him to be a coke head, probably started after iron man 1 or hustle and flow

 

[2real4tv]

i clicked on 0.5 speed like the comments suggested and lmao, funniest video i've seen in a while.

.5 speed is pure comedy these guys got to be high.

 

[old manatee]

Makes you wonder what adult Jaden Smith is gonna start spewing

hot heat

 

[brainchild]

WTH did I watch?

A human example of the concept of entropy.

 

[yogloo]

If one multiplies one time the result is two.
If two multiplies twice the result is six.
If three multiplies three times the result is twelve.

Hence

1x1 = 2
2x2 = 6
3x3 = 12

 

[Aselith]

If one multiplies one time the result is two.
If two multiplies twice the result is six.
If three multiplies three times the result is nine.

Hence

1x1 = 2
2x2 = 6
3x3 = 9

Seems legit

 

[Sojgat]

"How can it equal one?" he said. "If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be."

What the fuck am I reading?

 

[brainchild]

If one multiplies one time the result is two.
If two multiplies twice the result is six.
If three multiplies three times the result is nine.

Hence

1x1 = 2
2x2 = 6
3x3 = 9

 

[Kyzer]

"You see, its rare an intellect such as mine will grace this puny universe with its terrible math that I knew since before I could do math was wrong, but here I am, ready to change the world. Man Einstein would get a kick out of thi-" *sees steak is slightly undercooked "Bitch I told you medium!" *slaps wife and finishes his bottle of liquor, ordering another. "And I swear to god if you release those pornos we did I'll kill you....anyways, yes as I was saying. Hahaha your math is primitive that's y I dropped out"

Bro. One times one (the number one, one time) is one you retard.

 

[CPS2]

I looked up some videos of that company Scio that grows diamonds, they make it seem like they're a real business that actually does something. I kept waiting for Terrence to wander into the shot and start ranting about alchemy but it didn't happen =[

 

[brochiller]

i clicked on 0.5 speed like the comments suggested and lmao, funniest video i've seen in a while.

I'm at work and I couldn't get passed 10 seconds at 0.5 speed. I'm still laughing too hard.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

He's basically playing a toned down version of himself on that show. I doubt he ever gets cut unless he actually murders someone in RL.

I wonder if he'll make it 5 seasons

 

[karmaforgotme]

Jamie Foxx is going to far with that impersonation!

Here's him following up after the first interview that is slaying everyone with an even better impersonation

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J4WGktVDkaA

This is funny, but man at times there are like 15 people talking at the same time.

 

[Poona]

I don't understand why he got replaced in the Iron Man franchise.

I wish he wasn't. That or they held onto him instead of getting Cheadle.

It really jars when you watch the first Iron Man and then in the later films Cheadle is there instead. Many don't know they're meant to be the same character, and just think the character that was in the first film was a one film event.

 

[99hertz]

Oh my God, he's perfect in Wayward Pines. This blows my mind.

 

[Arkeband]

That Will I Am bit was more sad than funny. Dude seems mentally wrecked, not just kooky or weird.

There's a recurring bit on Mega64 Podcast called Will.I.Am, Idiot.He.Is and they go through all of the utterly ridiculous things he says and the opportunities he's given.

 

[JDSN]

This thread is straight comedy gold.

His craziness reminds me a bit of Will i am.

Bruh...