nor the heights of your high expectations
at least reality will be turn out much better than my expectations.
nor the heights of your high expectations
Reggie is awesome. Except for his 2008 and 2011 performance.
at least reality will be turn out much better than my expectations.
Seriously. Even if it's just 3D Donkey Kong or something. 2D Overload in this gen...
Now let's hate on the other Satoru!
I don't see 3D platformers really becoming popular again until they can figure out how to make sure that it doesn't turn into a collect-a-thon. Nintendo is really the only developer that's figured out how to avoid that. I still believe that the collect-a-thon aspect is what killed 3D platformers after the 32bit generation. Nearly all of them had you running around having to collect a ridiculous amount of shit in order to progress. And there was no greater example of that than Donkey Kong 64.
It would be both hilarious and depressing if nothing from Retro showed up.
It would be both hilarious and depressing if nothing from Retro showed up.
retro fans would still eat it up.
I think Retro on something like Starfox or Dr Mario 2 would be infinitely more depressing.
Hahaha, amazing.Might as well share too...
I also had a dream about wii u. I somehow ended up in the offices or factory at Nintendo. I found myself in this one corner of the building witnessing 6-8 Japanese men and women assembling the wii u by hand. It was at a couple of small wooden tables. They were wearing those white all body nylon covers. I got the impression that they were making prototypes for dev kits and not actual production models. At one point it seemed they were also planning how to piece the together the wii u for the final production process. I also saw some detailed blueprints of the hardware and tried to sneak some photos with my iPhone. I didn't get a chance though as I felt I'd be spotted and was too nervous to be that brash. One impression I got from the workers is that they were somewhat depressed. I wondered, was it because the GPU was underpowered?
Also, a weird but unimportant detail, their were factory shelves all around with general home furnishings, lamps and curtains, reminding me of a Bed Bath & Beyond.
What if Retro are working on Slim Shady Presents Acid Ghost and EAD Tokyo are on Dr. Mario Galaxy?I know I would. Well, maybe not Dr. Mario lol
Hahaha, amazing.
What if Retro are working on Slim Shady Presents Acid Ghost and EAD Tokyo are on Dr. Mario Galaxy?
It would be both hilarious and depressing if nothing from Retro showed up.
It would be both hilarious and depressing if nothing from Retro showed up.
It's very possible, Nintendo may hold it back for next E3 as their big surprise.. Who knows..
I'm trying to imagine Dr. Mario with gravity changes, but my mind can't handle it.Holy shit! Dr. Mario Galaxy? That's like...Tetrisphere on Acid. Ghost acid.
Yeah, Nintendo generally try to make a splash at a console's unveiling and show off a ton of games, even if they're not releasing for a long time. See Wii 2006, or DS 2010, where a game yet to be released was shown.I think we'll see Retro's game. I just don't know if it'll release at launch.
The crunch this year is probably to scrape a trailer together.The recent Retro timeline:
August 2007: Retro releases Metroid Prime 3: Corruption.
*three years of key staff departures and development hell*
November 2010: Donkey Kong Country Returns released.
December 2011: Mario Kart 7 released. Retro designed and developed a multitude of tracks.
June 2012: LOL WUT
The recent Retro timeline:
August 2007: Retro releases Metroid Prime 3: Corruption.
*three years of key staff departures and development hell*
November 2010: Donkey Kong Country Returns released.
December 2011: Mario Kart 7 released. Retro designed and developed a multitude of tracks.
June 2012: LOL WUT
It's very possible, Nintendo may hold it back for next E3 as their big surprise.. Who knows..
Holy shit! Dr. Mario Galaxy? That's like...Tetrisphere on Acid. Ghost acid.
It's very possible, Nintendo may hold it back for next E3 as their big surprise.. Who knows..
WHERE ARE YOU NEIL VOSS?
I'm gonna binge eat regardless! For the last twenty days, I'm going on something of a diet so that I don't feel too guilty when I pig-out like a madman during E3 Week, haha!I would get depressed and start binge eating. Many children will be consumed.
Oh I can write. Now if only someone would hire me I'd actually make some money.what? lol, u guys should be writers i swear
The recent Retro timeline:
August 2007: Retro releases Metroid Prime 3: Corruption.
*three years of key staff departures and development hell*
November 2010: Donkey Kong Country Returns released.
December 2011: Mario Kart 7 released. Retro designed and developed a multitude of tracks.
June 2012: LOL WUT
You're really trying to prepare yourself for this conference being as bad as last year, aren't you?The recent Retro timeline:
August 2007: Retro releases Metroid Prime 3: Corruption.
*three years of key staff departures and development hell*
November 2010: Donkey Kong Country Returns released.
December 2011: Mario Kart 7 released. Retro designed and developed a multitude of tracks.
June 2012: LOL WUT
Retro has taken over Rare's old duty
EatChildren going the only possible route: expecations set to zero. Which is a good stance.The recent Retro timeline:
August 2007: Retro releases Metroid Prime 3: Corruption.
*three years of key staff departures and development hell*
November 2010: Donkey Kong Country Returns released.
December 2011: Mario Kart 7 released. Retro designed and developed a multitude of tracks.
June 2012: LOL WUT
EatChildren going the only possible route: expecations set to zero. Which is a good stance.
I'm hoping I'll be surprised![]()
EatChildren going the only possible route: expecations set to zero. Which is a good stance.
Yep. Expecting disappointment still means you'll be disappointed.No, it's an impossible route. You might think that you can lower your expectations, but at your heart... you're already hyped. Everyone here is, it's unstoppable.
I hyperboled it a bit there, it's the internet. It's what we doNo he said it'd be hilarious and depressing if nothing from Retro showed up. That's certainly not setting expectations to zero.
Oh but I'm hyped allright. The thing is... I don't know, I'm prepared for dissapointing shit as well. As much as I like Nintendo, they always have something which makes you go all "come on guys, what the hell were you thinking!?" and have some internet hissy fit. Not me though, I'll just laugh and shake my head for about thirty seconds.No, it's an impossible route. You might think that you can lower your expectations, but at your heart... you're already hyped. Everyone here is, it's unstoppable.
You can start stockpiling SDHCs then : )I would love if wii u games were on flash carts of some kind.
E3 2012 Nintendo Press Conference |OT| What starts with Wii ends with U.
Thr fewer moving parts that can eventually break-down, the better. I am a freak about hardware longevity, and relying on a CD drive always bothers me a little bit, almost like there's an expiration date on my console. Meanwhile, my cart-based Atari and NES are both working quite well..I would love if wii u games were on flash carts of some kind.
Always? Their GameCube coming out party at E3-01 was pretty much perfect. I don't remember anyone complaining.I hyperboled it a bit there, it's the internet. It's what we do
Oh but I'm hyped allright. The thing is... I don't know, I'm prepared for dissapointing shit as well. As much as I like Nintendo, they always have something which makes you go all "come on guys, what the hell were you thinking!?" and have some internet hissy fit. Not me though, I'll just laugh and shake my head for about thirty seconds.
On the other hand, if their show is awesome like the 2010 one, I'll react like a kid in a candystore.
That's what I was thinking. The GameCube E3 went really well, as did the Wii E3.Always? Their GameCube coming out party at E3-01 was pretty much perfect. I don't remember anyone complaining.
Didn't see that tbh. The GC reveal happened in my no-internet-at-home timeAlways? Their GameCube coming out party at E3-01 was pretty much perfect. I don't remember anyone complaining.
Didn't see that tbh. The GC reveal happened in my no-internet-at-home time![]()
TechTv? I'm from Europe you know![]()
Did you have TechTv on cable? Could have watched it there.
First Unreal Engine 4 images are out.
Speaking of, do we know if Spike or G4 or any network will be covering the Sony and Nintendo conferences? I know Spike is covering Microsoft's show, but I haven't heard anything about the others.
Without ue4 on them i doubt anyone would say this is above anything we have seen so far in current genFirst Unreal Engine 4 images are out.