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[dyergram]

Tell him to put it in his bum instead did anyone suggest that yet.

 

[Tesseract]

let's be honest op, you're the one who wants to swallow it.

 

[Tc91]

Hahahaha.

 

[Professor Beef]

OP, you DESPERATELY need a new friend.

 

[cyberheater]

For some reason. It doesn't surprise me at all that your 'friend' is a Nintendo fanboy. Is your 'friend' into Hentai as well?

 

[Septimius]

Just make sure it's not a used cartridge.

Yeah, that's another part I forgot. Saved games will actually be broken down to a toxin if digested. Be sure to wipe the saves first. Then all should be safe.

 

[jcm]

I think it's too big to swallow. It's probably safest to blend it into a smoothie or something. The blender shouldn't hurt the code, because bits are very small.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Isn't there a small battery in the cart still? That can't be good to digest....

Sure it isn't healthy, but neither is McDonalds. Still taste good though, right?

 

[AlucardGV]

he loves zelda so much that he wants to shit it? (if the cartridge will reach the end, of course)

 

[Roflobear]

Tell your imaginary friend that you made up for a funny thread to eat a biology textbook instead so he can learn its secrets and then when he doesn't learn anything he'll feel stupid

Oh damn, we've been bamboozled

 

[Onion_Relish]

It's not even safe to ingest multiple kinds of foods that humans already eat. This is not food that humans actually eat.

 

[alr1ght]

Will said cartridge end up as new at Gamestop in a few weeks?

 

[The Grim Heaper]

Get a new friend.

 

[Terbinator]

So this is how natural selection works.

Darwin does what Nintendont?

 

[legacyzero]

What an idiot, Majora's Mask is way better.

Yep

 

[XOMTOR]

Wow, prior to clicking on the thread, I was thinking this was going to be about a dog swallowing a cart but a supposedly grown adult. Yikes, Idon'twanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

Anyway best of luck to your friend.

 

[Mdk7]

Probably better than shoving a Bluray up your arse.

Ahahah, awesome!

Disturbing read anyway.

 

[Sword Familiar]

OP, you DESPERATELY need a new friend.

Well, he'll soon get rid of at least one of his friends.

 

[Boogybro]

For some reason. It doesn't surprise me at all that your friend is a Nintendo fanboy.

You're a bit of a party-pooper no matter what thread, aren't ya?

 

[EmCeeGramr]

The USDA/FDA/NSA/ATF does NOT want you to know SECRET OF GAME CODE NUTRIENT !!

I have Personally consumed 12 Nintendo 64 Game Paks, 27 Nintendo DS Game Cards, 3 PlayStation CD-ROMs, and 1 hard disc drive (HDD) loaded up with "Doom" WADs and Worlds of War Craft... my metabolism is better than ever - my sex drive is threw the roof - my muscles are strongere - m,y morgellons are gone!!

WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT HIDE SECRET OF CODE FOOD!?

Governemtn/ZOG/Rigelians knows that COde Food is secret to ETERNAL MAN-ENERGY, by which masculine electronic forces counteract feminine somatic forces inside man's aura, transmitting all forms of bio-code into chi centers and strengthening us... flushes out mind control toxins (flouride, vaccines, vitamins, etc....) and improves brain mass.

DO NOT FALL FOR EDUCATION LIES: GAME CODE DIET IS REAL DIET!!

 

[Holy Order Sol]

You need to suplex some sense into this idiot.

 

[Joqu]

I fear the cartridge might stop working.

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holy shit

 

[Garcia]

I'd be more worried about the nutritional value of both. Tell your friend to look that up.

 

[Broder Salsa]

The USDA/FDA/NSA/ATF does NOT want you to know SECRET OF GAME CODE NUTRIENT !!

I have Personally consumed 12 Nintendo 64 Game Paks, 27 Nintendo DS Game Cards, 3 PlayStation CD-ROMs, and 1 hard disc drive (HDD) loaded up with "Doom" WADs and Worlds of War Craft... my metabolism is better than ever - my sex drive is threw the roof - my muscles are strongere - m,y morgellons are gone!!

WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT HIDE SECRET OF CODE FOOD!?

Governemtn/ZOG/Rigelians knows that COde Food is secret to ETERNAL MAN-ENERGY, by which masculine electronic forces counteract feminine somatic forces inside man's aura, transmitting all forms of bio-code into chi centers and strengthening us... flushes out mind control toxins (flouride, vaccines, vitamins, etc....) and improves brain mass.

DO NOT FALL FOR EDUCATION LIES: GAME CODE DIET IS REAL DIET!!

Fuck man.

Is this the sequel to PentaGod?

 

[Dawg]

Tell him to burn it, put the remains in a pill and then swallow the pill

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Does this person take some medication?

 

[Cbajd5]

okay this is the best i could find

 

[Flarin]

"Are you serious?"

 

[kasane]

ok wat. this deserves to go on the archives

 

[trinest]

What if he does get the triforce fused into him or whatever the thing was. Then what, wouldn't you look silly.

 

[kittens]

chock full of vitamin Z, I'm sure

 

[KaYotiX]

So this is how natural selection works.

Fin.

 

[Freaky Fred]

The USDA/FDA/NSA/ATF does NOT want you to know SECRET OF GAME CODE NUTRIENT !!

I have Personally consumed 12 Nintendo 64 Game Paks, 27 Nintendo DS Game Cards, 3 PlayStation CD-ROMs, and 1 hard disc drive (HDD) loaded up with "Doom" WADs and Worlds of War Craft... my metabolism is better than ever - my sex drive is threw the roof - my muscles are strongere - m,y morgellons are gone!!

WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT HIDE SECRET OF CODE FOOD!?

Governemtn/ZOG/Rigelians knows that COde Food is secret to ETERNAL MAN-ENERGY, by which masculine electronic forces counteract feminine somatic forces inside man's aura, transmitting all forms of bio-code into chi centers and strengthening us... flushes out mind control toxins (flouride, vaccines, vitamins, etc....) and improves brain mass.

DO NOT FALL FOR EDUCATION LIES: GAME CODE DIET IS REAL DIET!!

Game companies hate him.

Learn how to absorb a game's source code with this simple trick

 

[friskykillface]

haha thats amazing, its not safe but it sounds amazing

but nah, stop him

 

[RK9039]

The USDA/FDA/NSA/ATF does NOT want you to know SECRET OF GAME CODE NUTRIENT !!

I have Personally consumed 12 Nintendo 64 Game Paks, 27 Nintendo DS Game Cards, 3 PlayStation CD-ROMs, and 1 hard disc drive (HDD) loaded up with "Doom" WADs and Worlds of War Craft... my metabolism is better than ever - my sex drive is threw the roof - my muscles are strongere - m,y morgellons are gone!!

WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT HIDE SECRET OF CODE FOOD!?

Governemtn/ZOG/Rigelians knows that COde Food is secret to ETERNAL MAN-ENERGY, by which masculine electronic forces counteract feminine somatic forces inside man's aura, transmitting all forms of bio-code into chi centers and strengthening us... flushes out mind control toxins (flouride, vaccines, vitamins, etc....) and improves brain mass.

DO NOT FALL FOR EDUCATION LIES: GAME CODE DIET IS REAL DIET!!

I think NeoGaf is down.

 

[cyberheater]

You're a bit of a party-pooper no matter what thread, aren't ya?

Trying to eat a game cartridge is a pretty stupid idea. Doesn't sound like much of a party to me.

 

[CrazyDude]

 

[8-Bit Beast]

Best thing your friend can expect is a brief run at the top in the Darwin Awards

 

[Frolow]

For some reason. It doesn't surprise me at all that your 'friend' is a Nintendo fanboy. Is your 'friend' into Hentai as well?

I feel like I should know this reference.

 

[Urko]

You're a bit of a party-pooper no matter what thread, aren't ya?

Na, he mostly just likes to take shits in Nintendo threads.

 

[whitehawk]

We should study him.

 

[Dug]

It recently came to my attention that somebody I know is planning on swallowing his copy of Ocarina of Time for the 3DS.


He told me it will be a fitting tribute to a game series he loves so much, to have it always be "inside" of him. I told him that's not how digestion works and that the cartridge would pass through his body within a day or two, but he argued that since our bodies extract nutrients from food there would be some type of infusion taking place, where he would absorb some of the coding from the game into fat reserves or bone marrow or something else.

Apparently he originally wanted to do it with the gold cartridge of the N64 original, but he thought that breaking it apart and eating it in pieces would reduce the chance of anything coming from it.

 

[Thezez]

You won't believe what happens next!

 

[L Thammy]

I am suddenly reminded of the message board wherein the members believe that Digimon are real.

I feel like I should know this reference.

Apparently Wii users mostly search for hentai while they are browsing for porn.

 

[Coloress_Kafka]

This is the most bizarre breeding fan fiction I've ever read.

 

[level44]

Fucking stupid idiot.

And also he wants it to be part of him? The fuck??

 

[btrboyev]

Who's dumber here, the swallower or the OP asking if it's safe?

 

[BluePigGanon]

I'm assuming this has all been covered, but:

1. Your friend is an idiot,
2. He's unlikely to "digest" any of that, and
3. It will probably guarantee him a trip to the ER, and maybe even surgery. I think there are really good odds the cart would just hung up in some narrow passage (probably not even leave the stomach) and cause him incredible amounts of pain, and maybe injury.

 

[jadedm17]

He what now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ_JOBCLF-I#t=2m35s

 

[LyleLanley]

This is one of the stupidest ideas I've heard in a while, I say go for it.