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Some people on here say "I need it in my veins". Isn't it just another, more effective way of achieving this?
There you go.
There you go.
Please don't take me serious.
From what I hear about drugs, sticking the cartridge up his ass COULD help him absorb more of the code.
Have you tried suggesting this to him?
So this is how natural selection works.
Does he understand that his body is constantly destroying and renewing cells? .
I can't believe what I'm reading.
There are people already making better comedy responses than Ican so I'm gonna say this shit straight:
No.
Seriously,
If your friend actually exists and isn't joking and this isn't a thing you made up for entertainment, link him to this thread.
He needs the thorough self-esteem crushing so that he can appreciate how hard he has failed to understand the basics of biology, physics, and basically every other branch of science.
Tell him that code is not a liquid or a vitamin or something like that, it is information stored on computer memory. He may very well digest the metals in the catridge but that would not achieve anything. Any portion of code he digests will have its code destroyed.
Tell him even if plastics can be pooped safely, metals can harm you very badly.
Tell him he is overestimating the durability of his innards.
Tell him that he is so dumb or mentally disturbed that hundreds of strangers are convinced that he cannot actually exist.
If he is too spiritually invested in Zelda to listen to reason then he should either seek mental health consultation or a better outlet for his passion.
if you made this up you are rather creative, op.
Tell him to do it right and shove it up his ass.
He told me it will be a fitting tribute to a game series he loves so much, to have it always be "inside" of him.
There are people already making better comedy responses than Ican .
So this is how natural selection works.
I honestly thought this was going to be another nephew topic.
I'm so happy it's not.
It's not LSD, why on earth would you boof a video game?
I'm going to print out this thread and eat it so it will always be inside of me.
21+K views, 400+ posts.
I'll let that sink.
A new candidate for the Darwin Award I see.