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*UNMARKED SPOILERS ALL BOOKS* Game of Thrones |OT| - Season 6 Offseason Thread
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WaffleTaco
Wants to outlaw technological innovation.
Something about one of the mods I remember.
demosthenes
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Method poster. Just getting into his role as Jon Snow. Will be reborn on his alt.
Cesare Borgia
Banned
Speaking of rebirths, I wonder what episode will Jon be revived in? Episode 4s tend to have big moments in the series, I'd bet on that one.
ToyMachine228
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They won't take longer than an episode or two. Jon's story will be one of the most important and we know he has to make it all the way to Wintefell to participate in a big battle, likely in episode 9. So they need time to build that. They can't wait long.
demosthenes
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I think this.
I say he opens his eyes at the end of episode 2
BobTheFork
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I think Jon will 'come back' in the first episode, but Davos will have to defend him for 10 minutes while Jon's haki re-fills. Those 10 minutes will take until ep 6.
The Tower of Joy sequence will culminate in Jon rising up.
The Castlevania 2 crawl will read "What a terrible night to be a Targaryen."
Melisandre will literally melt into a puddle of tits.
The top of Aliser Thorne's head will serve as a board for Whitewalker checkers, with Olly's officiating.
The Castlevania 2 crawl will read "What a terrible night to be a Targaryen."
Melisandre will literally melt into a puddle of tits.
The top of Aliser Thorne's head will serve as a board for Whitewalker checkers, with Olly's officiating.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Honestly...I'm tired. I just want the show to be over. Let Arya be happy. Get Sansa a new dog and a new husband that isn't a creep. Let Bran permanently upload himself to the Tree Internet and live out the rest of his days as a piece of wood. And, for the love of god, please take Dany to Westeros.
Let my suffering end, it's been so long.
Let my suffering end, it's been so long.
"He looked at what the Dornish called a 'burrito'. It was minced meat wrapped in some light, flat bread, which seemed to be grilled. Taking a whiff, he could make out the strong scent of onion and Dornish peppers. Intrigued, he took a bite. The crumbliness of the meat, mixed with the juices of the peppers having softened the bread, caused the contraption come apart almost instantly. He chewed, feeling the oily texture of the stuffing slither down his throat like a snake made of fat, while the spices overpowered his senses, nearly bringing tears to his eyes. As his Dornish host looked upon his guest with concern, he swallowed, and coughed, but gave a thumbs up to signal his host that he was fine.
Little did he know that whenever something goes in, it would also have to come out..."
There should be melted butter mentioned somewhere, and the conclusion needs to include grease running down his chin.
Who knows. I know he said he's dropped other projects, but he also lost any incentive he had to finish it as soon as possible. Without a doubt, the TV show will end before Dream of Spring is out. So what's the point in rushing? It could come out in 2018 for all we know.
Wait, we know this? How?
Red Arremer
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Steelyuhas
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Are we sure of that? Does the identity of Jon's parents really matter? I'm not sure you can say for sure at this point.
Don't get me wrong, I'm very excited to see it, but I think it's a little much to say a season of TV hinges on a flashback scene that likely confirms a parentage that many have already assumed.
Basileus777
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It's mere existence in the show despite 5 seasons passing since it was in the source material confirms that it matters. They wouldn't bother with all of this if it was just a cool flashback. And Jon's parentage is important enough that it was the first thing GRRM asked D&D about when they met to make a TV series.
Does the season hinge on that one scene? Probably not, but it's difficult to make a compelling argument that Jon's parentage is unimportant.
Atraveller
Banned
I expect nothing less.
Not a chance. If anything Sansa will absorb part of LSH because she is a sponge character now.
Do we know for certain that he will return? (I am sorry if this is confirmed haven't followed GoT news)
I would greatly prefer that if you could make that make sense. But I can't imagine her killing anyone any time soon looking at how she ended the season, much less being like LSH.
I want Arthur Dayne to be amazingspectacular but sadly I think it'll just be a dull fusion of Dayne and Hightower with Arthur's name attatched.
This year, believe
bengraven
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Atraveller
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I thought the series was about how the quest for power ultimately destroys humanity.
Things get progressively worse for everyone until the Whitewalkers kill everyone or the humans just barely kill them. Pleasant dreams.
Well I'm talking more about the plotlines honestly, she took Jeane Poole's story but she didn't really become Jeanne Poole, whatever importance LSH has in the overall plot she will fill those gaps.
I'm not saying it will happen for sure only that it is a possibility.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
The Starks are gonna band together and unite their magical powers together to stop the Night's King.
Captain Planet style.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
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their direwolves are going to physically merge with each other to form a wolfy voltron - except because Lady and Grey Wind are dead, it'll be missing two of its limbs
Red Arremer
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their direwolves are going to physically merge with each other to form a wolfy voltron - except because Lady and Grey Wind are dead, it'll be missing two of its limbs
So THAT is why they have different colours. It all makes sense now.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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their direwolves are going to physically merge with each other to form a wolfy voltron - except because Lady and Grey Wind are dead, it'll be missing two of its limbs
It's two limbs will be dragons. Fire and ice.
I used to follow that account but after a while it just depressed me every day.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Too early
Peter Ian Staker
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They couldn't undo that but the tried to diminish the effects of it.
Almost worked. Those tits momentarily distracted me from the awfulness of that subplot.
Red Arremer
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Dorne really felt like they had no idea what GRRM was gonna do with in the novels, so they decided to just be like "Hey guys, Dorne exists too! Have some tits and bad pussy and poison because that's what the Dornish do! kk cya."
These few seconds are the perfect summary of the Dorne plot in the show.
Also I'm still upset that the intro sequence said "Dorne" and not "Sunspear".
These few seconds are the perfect summary of the Dorne plot in the show.
Also I'm still upset that the intro sequence said "Dorne" and not "Sunspear".
Dorne really felt like they had no idea what GRRM was gonna do with in the novels, so they decided to just be like "Hey guys, Dorne exists too! Have some tits and bad pussy and poison because that's what the Dornish do! kk cya."
These few seconds are the perfect summary of the Dorne plot in the show.
I'm still upset that the intro sequence said "Dorne" and not "Sunspear".
What's hilarious about this is that the handkerchief had to be inserted via CG because it didn't move they way they wanted it to... and the shot is still pathetic.
Red Arremer
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Hahaha oh my god. That makes it even funnier. Even the CG handkerchief is an absolute failure. What a fitting metaphor for this entire part of season 5.
Cornballer
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EW continuing in their series of hyperbolic article titles:
- EW: Game of Thrones staged TV's biggest battle ever for season 6
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- EW: Game of Thrones staged TV's biggest battle ever for season 6
I'll delete a few posts and tidy it up.
For those of you that aren't clear on the rules, please read the OP again. Thanks.
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