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[silver]

Good argument, well made points.

Let's see:

- Neither will harm you.
- One is gross 'cos you're tasting urine, the other is gross 'cos because you can feel someone's balls on your neck

Nope, one is gross because urine stinks and probably doesn't taste good.

I won't taste or smell balls on my neck.

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

Where's the nearest mod? Someone needs to give Silver a new tag.

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read, and the best part is Silver defending himself so vigorously! :lol

 

[shpankey]

There's a reason taking your balls out and putting it on someone's neck is illiegal (2 laws i believe) and putting your hand on someone's neck isn't.

In Silvers world, all the kids would run around slappin balls on necks as a greating cause its 'cool'. :lol

 

[silver]

Because it's true. Why would I mind balls on my neck? It's funny and not disgusting at all.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Nope, one is gross because urine stinks and probably doesn't taste good.

I won't taste or smell balls on my neck.

What, touch is eliminated? That isn't a sense that can cause disgust? I think you'll find it is, have someone reach into a load of hidden boxes with different substances and see how they react to something gooey.

 

[Papi]

Silver, do you think wang shaft is disgusting?

 

[silver]

There's a reason taking your balls out and putting it on someone's neck is illiegal (2 laws i believe) and putting your hand on someone's neck isn't.

Indeed. Because those parts are considered private and that act is considered unwanted sexual contact.

What, touch is eliminated? That isn't a sense that can cause disgust? I think you'll find it is, have someone reach into a load of hidden boxes with different substances and see how they react to something gooey.

Well that's really something different. It's just some skin on your neck.

 

[shpankey]

Indeed. Because those parts are considered private and that act is considered unwanted sexual contact.

Is it then such a stretch for you to understand why someone would consider it disgusting then?

 

[Mama Smurf]

Well that's really something different. It's just some skin on your neck.

It's BALLS on your neck!

Oh and thank you for such an entertaining thread.

 

[silver]

Is it then such a stretch for you to understand why someone would consider it disgusting then?

I'm quite sure that's not the reason for these people to say that it's disgusting. I'm sure you agree.

It's BALLS on your neck!

So what?

 

[kablooey]

lmao :lol :lol :lol @ thread

I love you silver.

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

At this point it should be obvious I think that silver is not going to concede defeat no matter how stupid he's made himself look.

You still havent responded to my earlier post though. If you were eating finger food...ignoring any sortof social weirdness, would you think twice if someone told you to rub the food all over your balls before you ate it?

 

[Litigation Manuel]

I'm sorry, but if someone's hand was right next to their penis and touching it throughout the majority of the day, I'd be wary of shaking their hand. You say we're disgusted by testicles from association with the penis, and I think I might agree, yes, they're right next to and touching the penis, which is only used for ridding the body of waste and sexing things up. There's something gross about something that spends all it's time touching the body part which pees and ejaculates.

This is comedy at its finest.

 

[Mama Smurf]

So the touch of balls on your neck compared to the touch of a hand on your neck could feel disgusting.

How about if someone only pissed a little bit into a strong drink? So you can't taste it or smell it. Then you drink it and everyone pisses themselves going "Ahahaha, you drank his piss!" You'd go "Ohoho, good one mate!"?

 

[silver]

At this point it should be obvious I think that silver is not going to concede defeat no matter how stupid he's made himself look.

You still havent responded to my earlier post though. If you were eating finger food...ignoring any sortof social weirdness, would you think twice if someone told you to rub the food all over your balls before you ate it?

I don't mind. They're my balls, they're clean, I'd do it.

 

[silver]

So the touch of balls on your neck compared to the touch of a hand on your neck could feel disgusting.

How about if someone only pissed a little bit into a strong drink? So you can't taste it or smell it. Then you drink it and everyone pisses themselves going "Ahahaha, you drank his piss!" You'd go "Ohoho, good one mate!"?

If I wouldn't taste or smell it and wouldn't have noticed it if they hadn't told me, I wouldn't mind that much.

You can tell me all the gross details about how they make chicken McNuggets, I'll still eat them. Yummy.

 

[dem]

Ofcourse its gross you dumbfucks..

THATS WHY ITS FUNNY

 

[silver]

Ofcourse its gross you dumbfucks..

THATS WHY ITS FUNNY

It's funny because it's weird.

 

[Mama Smurf]

:lol Man, that's fucked up.

Wish I knew you in real life though. I'm sure I could think of lots of things to do to you that are disgusting to everyone else but ok with you, and I couldn't lose! Either you'd be disgusted by it and I'd be like "AHA!" or you'd be ok with it and everyone could keep doing stuff to you and it'd be funny as hell.

 

[dem]

Oh yeah.. Theres nothing gross about a sweaty roman soldier helmet :lol

 

[Ferrio]

Ok, what if I placed my testicals on the back of your girlfriends/wife's neck? It's just a joke right?

 

[Azure Dream]

Well, if you had money like Ben Affleck, they wouldn't be so disgusting if you followed Lewis Black's advice... hiring your own personal ball washer.

"Because I'm an important CEO, and my nuts need to be clean!"


Still, though, I'm going to vote for anything starting less than one inch away from something you regularly excrete liquid waste product from, and kept in the same small piece of cloth as the place you excrete solid waste from as regularly more disgusting than digits designed for touching other people and things and regularly washed. There are some nasty hands out there, but really, if they don't wash their hands well, you think their ballsack is going to be much cleaner?

Plus it's a societal thing. They're "private parts," you aren't even supposed to take them out in a working environment, let alone touch them against unsuspecting people. That's not something people should be subjected to in a professional production environment, unless they're on-screen actors in a porno.

 

[silver]

:lol Man, that's fucked up.

Wish I knew you in real life though. I'm sure I could think of lots of things to do to you that are disgusting to everyone else but ok with you, and I couldn't lose! Either you'd be disgusted by it and I'd be like "AHA!" or you'd be ok with it and everyone could keep doing stuff to you and it'd be funny as hell.

It depends on if it's really disgusting. You see, to me, shit is disgusting. Balls are not. Puke is disgusting. Balls are not.

 

[silver]

Ok, what if I placed my testicals on the back of your girlfriends/wife's neck? It's just a joke right?

It wouldn't be disgusting. It would be rude and I would kick your ass.

 

[Ferrio]

It wouldn't be disgusting. It would be rude and I would kick your ass.

So whatever the reason, let's just go with putting your balls on someone's neck that doesn't care to have them there is WRONG.

 

[silver]

So whatever the reason, let's just go with putting your balls on someone's neck that doesn't care to have them there is WRONG.

That's really not the issue here.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

This thread ends here :lol

 

[Blackace]

So whatever the reason, let's just go with putting your balls on someone's neck that doesn't care to have them there is WRONG.

it is bad when Ferrio is the voice of reason in a thread...

 

[shpankey]

I don't mind. They're my balls, they're clean, I'd do it.

Prove it... do it right now. Rub some food all over your balls and eat it... report back after the deed.

:lol Man, that's fucked up.

Wish I knew you in real life though. I'm sure I could think of lots of things to do to you that are disgusting to everyone else but ok with you, and I couldn't lose! Either you'd be disgusted by it and I'd be like "AHA!" or you'd be ok with it and everyone could keep doing stuff to you and it'd be funny as hell.

:lol :lol :lol funniest post in here :lol :lol :lol that 'AHA' line :lol :lol :lol

 

[silver]

I'll do it, I don't mind, but there's no way to prove I did it though.

 

[shpankey]

Your word is enough for me. Just do it right now.

 

[Belfast]

You guys act like you've never heard of a fucking TEABAG before. Damn. Quit being prudes. It may be awkward and weird, but its not disgusting or harmful. No need to punch somebody over it.

 

[shpankey]

Teabagging is funny because it's a videogame.

 

[silver]

You guys act like you've never heard of a fucking TEABAG before. Damn. Quit being prudes. It may be awkward and weird, but its not disgusting or harmful. No need to punch somebody over it.

YOU ARE CORRECT

Your word is enough for me. Just do it right now.

Ok no prob.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

You guys act like you've never heard of a fucking TEABAG before. Damn. Quit being prudes. It may be awkward and weird, but its not disgusting or harmful. No need to punch somebody over it.

Teabagging down here is putting them someones mouth, isn't it?

 

[olimario]

The only way to prove I'm not a homophobe is to have somebody place their balls on my neck without me getting upset. If I get grossed out I clearly hate gays...

Is that right, Silver?

 

[silver]

The only way to prove I'm not a homophobe is to have somebody place their balls on my neck without me getting upset. If I get grossed out I clearly hate gays...

Is that right, Silver?

Could be.

But really. You're much better at making threads about your dad's profession.

 

[Loki]

If you put numbers in front of each sentence, it kind of reads like Leviticus.

:lol

 

[olimario]

Could be.

But really. You're much better at making threads about your dad's profession.

I'd rather not talk about that right now. His disgusting boss has been teabaggin' people.

 

[human5892]

You guys act like you've never heard of a fucking TEABAG before. Damn. Quit being prudes. It may be awkward and weird, but its not disgusting or harmful. No need to punch somebody over it.

Well sure, I've heard of it. But that wouldn't make me any less likely to hit Ben Affleck in the face if he put his balls on the back of my neck. Also, it actually is one of those things that could probably be classified as disgusting.

I just don't get it...do you and Silver live in parts of the country where a standard friendly greeting consists of slapping each other with your balls? And wouldn't girls feel left out?

 

[silver]

We don't. The discussion was about whether or not balls are disgusting. I think they're not.

 

[ohamsie]

I think it is the wrinkly skin of the scrotum in addition to the pubes that is what disgusts me, as well as the ball sweat.

Thoughts?

 

[olimario]

We don't. The discussion was about whether or not balls are disgusting. I think they're not.

I'm glad you think they're not, but you're never going to convince the rest of us to think the way you do. You're view is what we like to call minority. And it's not like a 49/51 minority, it's more like a 1/99 minority.

 

[human5892]

I think it is the wrinkly skin of the scrotum in addition to the pubes that is what disgusts me, as well as the ball sweat.

Thoughts?

I'd generally agree with that, although the aforementioned urine residue is more of a factor for me than the skin.

Let's start a degree program at a university in Ballology. Ben Affleck can give a speech at graduation, which would mostly just consist of him sitting his nuts on the microphone for a while.

 

[Bildocube]

so my question to you silver and belfast. is shaking someone's balls the same as shaking someone's hand. forget the 7 year old boy. just a normal person who you would shake hands and greet with. as far as disgusting is concerned. a normal person you would meet, shaking balls = shaking hands? no social acceptability, lets just say shaking balls is acceptable. what do you think now

 

[Dilbert]

(phone rings)
[Woman] "Hello?"
[Thug] "Whassup."
[Woman] "Hello, what you doin?"
[Thug] "Nuthin, just kickin it."
[Woman] "You all done?"
[Thug] "Naw, what you gonna do today?:
[Woman] "Um, pick up my clothes from the cleaners, I'm gonna get my nails
done --"
[Thug] "Hey, did what's his name get at you yesterday?"
[Woman] "Who?"
[Thug] "Deeeeeezzz Nutsss!"
[Woman] "Aw, shut up nigga."

 

[Teknopathetic]

+1 Affleck.

 

[silver]

I'm glad you think they're not, but you're never going to convince the rest of us to think the way you do. You're view is what we like to call minority. And it's not like a 49/51 minority, it's more like a 1/99 minority.

I'm fine with that.

so my question to you silver and belfast. is shaking someone's balls the same as shaking someone's hand. forget the 7 year old boy. just a normal person who you would shake hands and greet with. as far as disgusting is concerned. a normal person you would meet, shaking balls = shaking hands? no social acceptability, lets just say shaking balls is acceptable. what do you think now

What do I think? In a world where it's socially acceptable, it would probably also be quite commonly done. So if they would want me to shake their balls I'd shake their balls. What do I care.

 

[shpankey]

I'd generally agree with that, although the aforementioned urine residue is more of a factor for me than the skin.

Let's start a degree program at a university in Ballology. Ben Affleck can give a speech at graduation, which would mostly just consist of him sitting his nuts on the microphone for a while.

:lol @ 'Ballology'

::cough::

where do i sign up?

 

[Dilbert]

Let's start a degree program at a university in Ballology. Ben Affleck can give a speech at graduation, which would mostly just consist of him sitting his nuts on the microphone for a while.

I would propose that this class be taught at Ball State!