Only two envelopes left...
5x15 - Granite State ; Events set in motion long ago move toward a conclusion. [PROMO VID]
WADSWORTH: Allow me.
MYSTERY #1: Are Hank and Gomez recovered?
This is second-hand hearsay, but REPORTEDLY, REPORTEDLY the crew shot scenes in a church back in December. However, filming for "Granite State" took place in March, and I haven't heard of any scenes being shot in advance this season--although few were shot in reverse.
The only thing that makes me want to believe this "funeral rumor" is that Hank and Gomez, in all likelihood, are going to be found. Their grave is the money pit, so Walt only has to send someone the coordinates. In fact, I reckon he may have already done it:
The note he left on Holly is several pages thick
[OBJECTION], so it may give more info than just her name and address.
But to poke a hole in my own theory, Saul reminds Walt in the 5x15 promo,
"Two DEA agents missing, presumed dead..." Unless this conversation occurs before Walt gets in the van (doesn't look it), or unless Walt corrects Saul afterward, it means that he hasn't given the coordinates in the Holly Note. An oversight he'll correct eventually, I think.
MYSTERY #2: Does 5x15 have the "time jump"?
Here's Marie leaving the White house in her black jumpsuit, telling us that 5x15 begins around where 5x14 left off--probably with the return of Holly.
But here's a promo pic of Jesse with a few months of hair
[OBJECTION] possibly confirming our predictions that 5x15 speeds us forward.
Nazi generosity strikes again when Jesse gets a pissy bucket.
ACCUSATION: Jesse in the Future with the Pissy Bucket
MYSTERY #3: Who's stalking Skyler?
Someone's staking out the White residence in the promo, and Skyler peers through the curtain at him. Given her unfazed demeanor, it's probably just the feds. Here she is
looking a bit more perturbed, possibly under questioning.
Also, she's either
smoking around the kids again, or they've been taken into protective custody.
MYSTERY #4: Does Gretchen return next week?
Charlie Rose has a guest appearance in "Granite State," presumably to interview someone. Gretchen is the safest bet, not only because she's high profile (Rose often interviews millionaires), but because this might be the best way to learn more about Walt's past and tie up loose ends.
Gretchen's actor
confirmed her return, but didn't say for which episode. At "the very end" is all we know. 5x15 is near enough, I think.
ACCUSATION: Grey Matter.
MYSTERY #5: What's happening with Lydia and Todd?
Lydia and Todd
share a scene at a restaurant called "The Grove." I don't think Todd got all dressed up just to tell Lydia that her meth is a shit-ton bluer. That may be part of it, but I think he's also there to tell her about Jesse's confession tape, which implicates them both.
In the scene where Todd pulls Jesse out of the cell, Jesse screams about the tape and Todd tells him, "We're on it." Hank and Marie's address should be on the SUV's registration, so... what happens when they get there?
Let's Play Clue!
- Suggestion A: The tape is already in evidence [REJECTED]
- Suggestion B: The Nazis got it, or will get it [CONSIDERED]
- Suggestion C: Whether the Nazis get it or not, they'll kill anyone they think might've seen it [ACCEPTED]
Vince Gilligan described Lydia this season as "Darth Vader in Louboutins." I don't think she's lived up to that title yet, so there's a good chance she'll want to cover her tracks by killing anyone close to that tape, including the rest of Walt's family. Lydia's already known to Skyler via the spat at the car wash.
Also, I've heard it related that Todd and Lydia's "relationship" will continue (and that Todd's feelings for Lydia are possibly reciprocated), but I can't source it. In any case, that's probably the real reason Todd is all dressed up.
ACCUSATION: Meth, murder, amour.
MYSTERY #6: Walt was picked up by the vacuum guy. How does he meet with Saul?
The promo vid shows Walt meeting with Saul, but it's unclear how that happens. Walt has already been picked up by the incredibly unbudging vanishing guy.
Some people think this is a flashback, but that'd be messy in an episode that speeds several months FORWARD (not to mention that Walt has a change of clothes). So how does Walt meet Saul?
Let's Play Clue!
- Suggestion A: The vacuum guy takes Walt to Saul. [REJECTED]
- Suggestion B: They meet at the vacuum guy's temporary safe house [CONSIDERED]. Maybe Saul is disappearing too.
- Suggestion C: Saul is the Vacuum Guy. Search your feelings, bitch. We've never seen the man. We've never heard him either, and Saul called him for Jesse. And Saul, somehow, breaks the vanisher's crazy defenses to meet with Walt. Obviously, Saul isn't driving the van since Walt would've reacted to him, but maybe he owns the vacuum business itself or launders money through it. Also, if that's Saul standing across from Walt in the promo, he looks like very much at home and almost like an authority figure. And while I don't think the writers are above a cheesy little twist, NO, I'm not buying my own bullshit here. Maybe somebody else will!
Further evidence: Saul may have one final trick up his sleeve--
Bob Odenkirk: One of the things you think when you watch him, in the fifth season, is that he knows he’s in trouble, so why doesn’t he get the hell out of there? Can’t he figure a way to get away? You’re right to think that he would be thinking that. That’s all I can say.
ACCUSATION: Walt and Saul meet at the safe house before Walt vanishes. Saul isn't the vanisher, but is maybe vanishing too.
FINAL MYSTERY: Who does Walt return to Albuquerque "to protect" in the finale?
Walt returns to ABQ to protect someone, per Rolling Stone.
A year ago, I predicted that Jesse would be kidnapped when Todd failed as a cook, and that Walt would return to save him. I've stuck by it since, only now I think that Walt saving Jesse will be the side-effect of coming back to defend his family against Lydia.
That is, if Lydia doesn't kill Walt's family first, in which case Walt would either be coming back for revenge, or for Jesse specifically (if he finds out the blue meth is back on the streets, he might figure that Jesse is alive).
ACCUSATION: Walt returns to protect/avenge his family, thereby saving Jesse as a side-effect. Jesse thanks Walt by killing him.
WADSWORTH: AH, FUCK!