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[Hot Coldman]

Let's hear your beats then.

Yeah, I'm curious now too

Spoiler

that pun was not intentional I swear

 

[deli2000]

Kanye West is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking SpecDrum when I was 11.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

I know more than my fair share about music production and Kanye is one of the best producers of all time.

 

[DietRob]

Kanye West is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking SpecDrum when I was 11.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

It's so humble of you to still grace our presence here on GAF considering you've obviously gotten so rich off those dope beats you made when you were 11.

I for one am grateful to be able to say I'm posting in your presence.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

He's in Mexico working on it so hopefully in August



Probably a new single at the VMAs or Made in America

I hope he goes back to pre-MBDTF music. Late Registration, College Dropout, and Graduation are his best.

 

[Various Artists]

I hope he goes back to pre-MBDTF music. Late Registration, College Dropout, and Graduation are his best.

Kanye ranking thread just commenced...

 

[Tesseract]

Kanye West is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking SpecDrum when I was 11.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

kanye da moron, west da clown
my beats is da best
i should go ly dow

 

[Data West]

I like Biggie's street corner freestyle better

Biggie would freestyle anywhere though.

 

[LeeRoyBrown]

Sounded like shit to me.

What the fuck was he saying somewhere in the middle about his grandchildren?

Isnt he like under 20 there?

 

[sixteen-bit]

Sounded like shit to me.

What the fuck was he saying somewhere in the middle about his grandchildren?

Isnt he like under 20 there?

he's talking about time travel so he learns from his future grandkids

 

[Ionic]

Sounded like shit to me.

What the fuck was he saying somewhere in the middle about his grandchildren?

Isnt he like under 20 there?

If you listen to the two lines before that, he says he got his style from the future via his grandchildren. Hopefully that removed all your confusion.

 

[Einhander]

I'm not a Kanye fan, but that was decent.

Check out this Percee P freestyle.

Percee P vs Lord Finesse 1989 battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7URLSd-xkXc

 

[Dali]

Kanye West is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking SpecDrum when I was 11.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

Holy shit this is hands down the saltiest post I've ever read here. It's so random and appeared so quickly in the thread it reminds me of that odd vitriolic post someone made describing very graphically the things he'd do to the OP'S wife in a Pokémon thread or something.

 

[coldvein]

why it say freestyling in the title

 

[jaypah]

Holy shit this is hands down the saltiest post I've ever read here. It's so random and appeared so quickly in the thread it reminds me of that odd vitriolic post someone made describing very graphically the things he'd do to the OP'S wife in a Pokémon thread or something.

Nintendogs and holy shit, that was crazy. Yeah, bruh bruh sounds mad salty tho.

why it say freestyling in the title

Coldvein no plz

 

[FairyD]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

 

[besada]

Kanye West is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking SpecDrum when I was 11.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

I am eager as shit to hear your magnificent beats now, man. Do not disappoint me.

 

[Technosteve]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

Man i'm transported to the 90's

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Percee P vs Lord Finesse 1989 battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7URLSd-xkXc

Man this shit is classic.

Looks like Complex Mag put together a list of the best Freestyles in the booth with Big Tigger on BET's The Basement. I remember watching quite a few of these as they aired. I don't know if I'd call these "the best" but it's a nice nostalgia sampler plate

They tried to cut out as many writtens as possible (which is why Kanye isn't on here - I guess his appearance on the Basement was just him stitching two different songs together) but some of 'em sneak through anyway.

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

Everything is Planet Rock. Except for when it's Looking for the Perfect Beat.

 

[coldvein]

Coldvein no plz

k byah

 

[Kraftwerk]

Kanye West is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking SpecDrum when I was 11.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

lmao

 

[DietRob]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

LOL.. Everyone of these tracks sound nearly identical.

Sorry DJMicLuv you gotta hold this L now.

 

[EloquentM]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

Nooo nooooooooooooo hahahaha I died.

 

[jaypah]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

World Class Wrecking Crew called from a big ass cellphone...

k byah

Lol only because that conversation already happened.

 

[coldvein]

atmosphere better freestyles

 

[deli2000]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

DJMicLuv is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking Fruity Loops when I was 10.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

 

[jaypah]

Let's let's let's let's dance!

Man I am fucking JAMMIN at work.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

DJMicLuv is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking Fruity Loops when I was 10.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

I'm an even BETTER programmer than these two morans. I was making beats with a 4 track mixer and a tape deck when I was 5.

Also, lmao of the freestyle mix on that soundcloud, took me back.

 

[Dali]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

This might not be his soundcloud guys and even if it is its not all that bad. I especially like the one that uses the planet rock sample. But my fav hands down is the one that uses the planet rock sample. Actually it's probably a tie between the one that uses planet rock and the planet rock one.

 

[harSon]

I miss 90s flow so much

 

[Syphon Filter]

beast mode. shit was fiyah.

 

[Dali]

I miss 90s flow so much

Really? It was so basic in its rhythm. I miss some of the content (like it was less about extreme opulence and more just general bragadocia) but I'm glad the flow has evolved.

 

[Thursday War]

kanye da moron, west da clown
my beats is da best
i should go ly dow

LMFAO

 

[deli2000]

I like the beat he's freestyling over.

 

[CrankyJay]

I know this has been posted 100 times already, but I really love this Biggie freetyle;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hbwdAOogBw

It' has so much power. You can feel him punching you.

Love it. Wish he was still around. =(

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

Ahhhahaha. I can't if true.

 

[Aim_Ed]

That's damn nice, especially for a teenager.

 

[CountBlack]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

 

[Tom Penny]

Shit is wack compared to Drake and Weezy freestyles.

 

[Red_Man]

 

[Nibel]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

Woooooooooooooow

Detective GAF is nuts. I must say though MicLuv's stuff doesn't sound bad for what it's supposed to be, but I wouldn't put him above him above Kanye.

 

[Hercules]

Kanye West is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking SpecDrum when I was 11.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

troll post?

 

[Red_Man]

Kanye West is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking SpecDrum when I was 11.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

You're right, Lou Reed is definitely a moron.

 

[DJMicLuv]

My bass drums samples are all under 20hz and my hi hats are over 30k, that's how fucking futuristic they are. You aren't ready. None of you are ready for beats as fucking brutal as mine. They're fucking hilarious. I swear, they stink like your mums gusset. Fat like butter, spreadable like Dairylee. They are beyond reproach. Devious and ill-mannered. Imagine a thousand mosquitos simultaneously stinging your ear drums. Now imagine those mosquitos are doing that at over 200 bpm. That, my friends, is just the start. Now imagine your in the pits at a formula one race and there's a crash on the track and one of the super-softs bounces over the pit wall and hits you straight in the fucking gut, breaking 3 ribs and puncturing a lung, causing a 3-4 inch cut to your temple as you tumble to the ground holding on to your balls for dear life. Imagine that. That's about half as majestic as a single one of my dirty kick drum beats. My hi hats are at 2000bpm, my bass drums at 69.5bpm and the snare is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND because with shit this funky a snare drum would only be taking the piss. I use a fucking WACK clap sound I sampled from an old Casio PT-30 which I routinely feed through a Leslie Rotary speaker, back into a mic, out to a reverb chamber of over 1000sq ft, into the desk, back into the carpark, and then directly injected into the willing arseholes of over a million funky idiots who all hanker for rhythms unheard. They are not disappointed and nor should they be. My beats are heartbreakingly effective.

If you think Kanye West is a talented musician you're either a fucking moron or on his pay roll.

 

[botty]

he's so bad now.

 

[Kraftwerk]

My bass drums samples are all under 20hz and my hi hats are over 30k, that's how fucking futuristic they are. You aren't ready. None of you are ready for beats as fucking brutal as mine. They're fucking hilarious. I swear, they stink like your mums gusset. Fat like butter, spreadable like Dairylee. They are beyond reproach. Devious and ill-mannered. Imagine a thousand mosquitos simultaneously stinging your ear drums. Now imagine those mosquitos are doing that at over 200 bpm. That, my friends, is just the start. Now imagine your in the pits at a formula one race and there's a crash on the track and one of the super-softs bounces over the pit wall and hits you straight in the fucking gut, breaking 3 ribs and puncturing a lung, causing a 3-4 inch cut to your temple as you tumble to the ground holding on to your balls for dear life. Imagine that. That's about half as majestic as a single one of my dirty kick drum beats. My hi hats are at 2000bpm, my bass drums at 69.5bpm and the snare is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND because with shit this funky a snare drum would only be taking the piss. I use a fucking WACK clap sound I sampled from an old Casio PT-30 which I routinely feed through a Leslie Rotary speaker, back into a mic, out to a reverb chamber of over 1000sq ft, into the desk, back into the carpark, and then directly injected into the willing arseholes of over a million funky idiots who all hanker for rhythms unheard. They are not disappointed and nor should they be. My beats are heartbreakingly effective.

If you think Kanye West is a talented musician you're either a fucking moron or on his pay roll.

 

[Juz]

Good shit

 

[flamingotripod]

My bass drums samples are all under 20hz and my hi hats are over 30k, that's how fucking futuristic they are. You aren't ready. None of you are ready for beats as fucking brutal as mine. They're fucking hilarious. I swear, they stink like your mums gusset. Fat like butter, spreadable like Dairylee. They are beyond reproach. Devious and ill-mannered. Imagine a thousand mosquitos simultaneously stinging your ear drums. Now imagine those mosquitos are doing that at over 200 bpm. That, my friends, is just the start. Now imagine your in the pits at a formula one race and there's a crash on the track and one of the super-softs bounces over the pit wall and hits you straight in the fucking gut, breaking 3 ribs and puncturing a lung, causing a 3-4 inch cut to your temple as you tumble to the ground holding on to your balls for dear life. Imagine that. That's about half as majestic as a single one of my dirty kick drum beats. My hi hats are at 2000bpm, my bass drums at 69.5bpm and the snare is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND because with shit this funky a snare drum would only be taking the piss. I use a fucking WACK clap sound I sampled from an old Casio PT-30 which I routinely feed through a Leslie Rotary speaker, back into a mic, out to a reverb chamber of over 1000sq ft, into the desk, back into the carpark, and then directly injected into the willing arseholes of over a million funky idiots who all hanker for rhythms unheard. They are not disappointed and nor should they be. My beats are heartbreakingly effective.

If you think Kanye West is a talented musician you're either a fucking moron or on his pay roll.

https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv

These beats are very brutal

 

[IrishNinja]

Kanye West is, was and shall always be a fucking moron.
I was programming better beats than him on fucking SpecDrum when I was 11.
To other morons he's a genius but to anyone who knows anything about music composition and production he's a fucking clown.

i made blueprint when i was 9
step ya game up

Shit is wack compared to Drake and Weezy freestyles.

no one asked for receipts
think about that

 

[EnVy_CaLiBeR]

Kanye ranking thread just commenced...

Graduation>Late Registration=MBDTW>College Dropout>808s>>>Yeezus

 

[Zombine]

Are these his beats? https://soundcloud.com/djmicluv