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[jett]

This is hilarious and sad at the same time. He's clearly demented.

 

[liquidtmd]

Yeah, dude's nuts. I actually saw him once at a grocery store.

I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

You did a Good Job, Bob

 

[Fotheringay]

One day the Milky Way copypasta will be considered trite and no one will take the bait. But it is not this day.

 

[riotous]

Drugs are a powerful drug.

 

[Alienous]

He'll make diamonds from our ashes, take us into battle with him.

 

[NastyBook]

Let's all piss on his demo.

 

[theSlacker]

This is the best story I think I've ever read. Bwahahahaha

I'm loving this guy right now.

 

[pokeystaples]

fuck this crazy abusive asshole. i really hope this leads to him being cut from Empire so i can finally watch it.

 

[akira28]

One day the Milky Way copypasta will be considered trite and no one will take the bait. But it is not this day.

first time it seems actually conceivable.

 

[andycapps]

Jamie Foxx on Terrence Howard

Haha wow

 

[Femmeworth]

Definitely must have mental health issues. Yikes.

 

[Mass Effect]

This adds a whole new dimension to Empire now.

Okay, Terrance. Sure.

Is this man serious? You know, at first, I was annoyed that Terrance didn't just take the paycut to stay as Rodey, but now I'm glad he was replaced. He's clearly living on another planet.

I wonder what Downey's reaction was to all those phone calls and that message?

 

[Vorheez]

You're making the connection between his bizarre statements in other areas and his alleged physical abuse of his partners.

Lots of mentally ill people aren't violent and lots of violent people aren't mentally ill. There's no basis for your conclusion.

You did the same thing when you reserved your sympathy by concluding that they weren't connected.

I'm also tempted to have sympathy for him, but then I read the stuff about domestic abuse.

I'm arguing for the possibility that they may be connected, and not to just dismiss this man's issues because he does something you don't personally agree with. That's why I asked, where do we draw the line? Should we stop feeling sympathy for someone who is mentally ill when they do something we don't agree with? Without considering that it could be caused by that same illness?

I know these are big questions, and I hope you don't feel as if im singling you out or criticizing you, because that's not my intention. It's all in good fun!

 

[yukonrye]

I kinda wish Jamie Foxx would play War Machine.

 

[highrider]

He's like Steve Harvey but with more pure crazy.

 

[KingGondo]

I'm arguing for the possibility that they may be connected, and not to just dismiss this man's issues because he does something you don't personally agree with. That's why I asked, where do we draw the line? Should we stop feeling sympathy for someone who is mentally ill when they do something we don't agree with? Without considering that it could be caused by that same illness?

I know these are big questions, and I hope you don't feel as if im singling you out or criticizing you.

No worries. I always enjoy a spirited discussion.

I feel sympathy for his mental illness, if that's what this is.

At the same time, this guy needs to be separated from society whether or not his violence was caused by mental illness. If that was the cause, he needs to be treated. If not, he needs to be in jail.

 

[ISWThunder]

 

[Angelus Errare]

In 2013, he got married again, to an L.A. restaurateur named Mira Pak, and the two would spend up to 17 hours a day cutting shapes out of the plastic and joining them together into various objects meant to demonstrate not only his one-times-one theory but many others as well.

Slayven read that and teared up wondering why can't he have that. Why do the bad boys get the good girls.

 

[jmood88]

Jamie Foxx on Terrence Howard

The Foxxhole episode where he talks about running into him after this was fucking hilarious.

 

[Pie and Beans]

I was so pleased when he haggled himself out of Iron Man 2. He was an utterly shit Rhodey, and seems he's a huge tool as well!

 

[VeryGooster]

He thought HE was the star of Iron Man.

So, sure.

 

[liquidtmd]

I wonder what Downey's reaction was to all those phone calls and that message?

 

[LCGeek]

This is nuts even for my own posts on the subject.

I merely played with zero and gave new ideas he literally broke the rules of processing.

 

[Sou Da]

Slayven read that and teared up wondering why can't he have that. Why do the bad boys get the good girls.

Saved.

 

[PeskyToaster]

Slayven read that and teared up wondering why can't he have that. Why do the bad boys get the good girls.

I just wonder what the ex-wife was thinking throughout all this. It had to go from "Wow, Terrance Howard! And he likes me! He must be normal." to "What in the name of all things is...what...one times what? Why?" real fast.

 

[The Beard]

I have this funny idea that he's on this whole 1x1=2 thing because he hasn't realized that addition is already an operation that exists, and he's going to spend the rest of his life reproving the foundational basics of mathematics just to reinvent addition.

When he invents addition, he gonna lose his fucking mind. His smug factor will multiply by 10x.

 

[OrlanisWorks]

1 x 1 = 2

2 x 2 = 4

3 x 3 = 6

He's a screwball alright.

 

[akira28]

He thought HE was the star of Iron Man.

So, sure.

that's amusing for the outside, but great, wonderful for movie dynamic. The kind of acting you can work out of a ham like that, it was really a shame that they had an actual fucking comic book character already in their movie and they let him go for Don "Just standing there" Cheadle.

 

[watershed]

He sounds like he really went off the deep end. Has he always been this way?

 

[LakeEarth]

NASA shot a camera into space which whipped it around Jupiter, became one of the fastest man-made objects ever created, and it successfully passed by Pluto exactly when they calculated it would. But no Terrence, I'm sure you're right, 1x1 = 2.

 

[karmaforgotme]

Jamie Foxx on Terrence Howard

The zoot suit story made me laugh my ass off. That said it led me to a video of him telling Sway that '...the age of steel is dead, that diamonds will replace steel.'

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Now I feel bad supporting by watching Boardwalk Empire all those times. Fuck this guy.

 

[msdstc]

Now I feel bad supporting by watching Boardwalk Empire all those times. Fuck this guy.

Boardwalk empire?

 

[spindashing]

I'm loving this guy right now.

This is the best story I think I've ever read. Bwahahahaha

lol

 

[- J - D -]

Now I feel bad supporting by watching Boardwalk Empire all those times. Fuck this guy.

"Nucky what's going on with you mane?"

 

[Angelus Errare]

Now I feel bad supporting by watching Boardwalk Empire all those times. Fuck this guy.

 

[JadedWriter]

Jamie Foxx on Terrence Howard

God damn, Terrence can't even get out of character after he leaves the set. I hope nobody ever casts him as the first black Dr. Doom.

 

[spindashing]

The zoot suit story made me laugh my ass off. That said it led me to a video of him telling Sway that '...the age of steel is dead, that diamonds will replace steel.'

Oh man, you have to link it. DYING.

 

[Stinkles]

He's like evil Jaden Smith.


Explains why iron man dumped him so hard. Shame because he's a talented actor.

 

[BossLackey]

Has he been hanging out with Will Smith and his family?

 

[More_Badass]

Oh man, you have to link it. DYING.

Now that's science

....Selling $60 diamonds for a million dollars a piece? Damn, I need to get into this field.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Oh man, you have to link it. DYING.

I got 10 seconds into this shit and was like nah. Started off completely fine.

Terrence: "diamonds are just carbon"
Me: "Can't argue that, though he forgot heat and pressure but meh"
Terrence: "carbon lifeforms attract each other"
Me: "whelp..."

edit: watched more, I see what he was saying about black dudes in a room...sad but so true. Like the Dave Chapelle skit about two black dudes on a plane during a hijacking lol.

 

[Kinyou]

Oh boy, no one tell him about the whole don't divide by 0 thing.

 

[Window]

Look at him doing a Cruise missile impersonation

This guy looks so fun to hang out with

Yeah Jamie Foxx is too cool. That Terrence Howard impersonation is hilarious.

 

[More_Badass]

Oh boy, no one tell him about the whole don't divide by 0 thing.

But I always thought 1 x 0 = 1...

It's 1 and nothing, so there's still 1

But if 1 x 1 = 2 and 1 x 0 = 1

Then does 1 x 2 = 3?

 

[LCGeek]

Oh boy, no one tell him about the whole don't divide by 0 thing.

Yet all our machines can do so. Maybe its time to rethink its place or how numbers can work in various ways besides obvious linearity.

I earned this title you can divide by zero and without zero or it's various properties math really doesn't work as well as it should.

 

[Infurino]

Well that escalated quickly.

The audio doesn't lie (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=6W1F8BHRAaU

 

[Cels]

http://www.latimes.com/entertainmen...ns-divorce-support-ruling-20150824-story.html

Fun fact, I work with this judge. Didn't work on this case though.

 

[Kinyou]

But I always thought 1 x 0 = 1...

It's 1 and nothing, so there's still 1

But if 1 x 1 = 2 and 1 x 0 = 1

Then does 1 x 2 = 3?

You might be onto something. If you look closely is x actually just a tipped over +

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Boardwalk empire?

He was great as Mrs. Schroeder.