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[KarneeKarnay]

Weird, never happened to me.


But I lost a condom inside my GF once :/

Actually happened to me once. Not in your GF ofcourse and i did find mine. Just a bit up there.

 

[CadetMahoney]

Averages should be always be segregated to countries when it comes to condom manufacturing.

Why should a condom manufacturer care about the global average when there is a clear difference per country? Might be funny to point and laugh but the average condom will not be a one size fits all deal. Sure it might "fit" but it has an increase chance of tearing or being too loose.

 

[Ashodin]

If Mangum XL's are too small for your dick then how is it fitting inside a woman? That just sounds painful.

Slow and steady.

 

[Woz]

Actually happened to me once. Not in your GF ofcourse and i did find mine. Just a bit up there.

Eh, mine was just at finger's reach, it was a weird rescue mission

 

[kirblar]

Averages should be always be segregated to countries when it comes to condom manufacturing.

Why should a condom manufacturer care about the global average when there is a clear difference per country? Might be funny to point and laugh but the average condom will not be a one size fits all deal. Sure it might "fit" but it has an increase chance of tearing or being too loose.

In the US, the massive amount of diversity means there's a gigantic range of average sizes in the male population.

 

[Idba]

Im an expert on scandinavian penises. 1 in 3 men have a penis at 7,5 inches or larger

1 in 3 have a penis of 6-7.5 inches
1 in 3 have a smaller than 6 inches

Where did you get that from?

EDIT; http://www.penisforlenger.no/html/penis_lengder.html (Lengde:Lenght, Omkrets:Girth, numbers are in cm.)

Are korean penises really that small? (List is prob bullshit tho)

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Nothing a rubber band can't fix.


Oh, condoms too small? Never mind.

 

[IchigoSharingan]

Thank god for Magnum XLs.

yes and no.

I still find them to be a tight fit and it gives me a little anxiety every time i use them.

i can never go at full speed/thrust comfortably. always gotta fucking hold back. might as well just go for another kid.

 

[marrec]

yes and no.

I still find them to be a tight fit and it gives me a little anxiety every time i use them.

That's because they aren't actually wider than the Magnums (just longer) and the Magnum line is actually average in width compared to other condoms.

 

[Idba]

That's because they aren't actually wider than the Magnums (just longer) and the Magnum line is actually average in width compared to other condoms.

Well there goes his extra confidence

 

[IchigoSharingan]

That's because they aren't actually wider than the Magnums (just longer) and the Magnum line is actually average in width compared to other condoms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKJDAV5GJdM

 

[Peltz]

It's about marketing, not size.

Durex condoms feel the best in my opinion. Has nothing to do with the size. I just think they feel the best.

 

[FLAguy954]

Thank god for Magnum XLs.

I assume you can only order these on line? I currently use Magnums and they tend to break often :/.

Edit: Never mind, if the XL's are just longer but don't provide more girth than whatever.

 

[User 73706]

suggestion: just get more girth and that shit never falls off

 

[Duplolas]

suggestion: just get more girth and that shit never falls off

Thats not how it works. If you have too much girth, the condom slides up your dick some. This is because, as I have said before, your dick is bigger at the base and narrower at the head.

If the condom doesn't stay at the bottom of your dick, the friction of sex will slowly cause it to completely slide off.

 

[marrec]

I assume you can only order these on line? I currently use Magnums and they tend to break often :/.

Edit: Never mind, if the XL's are just longer but don't provide more girth than whatever.

Try Durex LOVE, they're a bit wider (56mm instead of 54mm). Anything wider than that and you'll have to go black market.

 

[Barzul]

Regular condoms bar magnums, can often kill my erection because they are way too tight. I had never really tried magnums until recently. World of difference. I used to think something was wrong with me and it's not like I'm very large.

 

[Skull_Splosion]

Man, condoms in the U.S. Are BS. I swear the "Magnums" here are like other country's mediums. I gave up on using condoms as a teen after too many broke and A few pregnancy scares. Luckily I'm married now and I don't have to use them. My wife's got this little birth control thing they injected in to her arm that lasts 3-4 years so that's just swell I don't need any kids at the moment. It would just leech off of my wallet and I'd be even more stretched for cash lol.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

There is, its just illegal for those living in the United States to use it.

http://www.mysize-condoms.com/measuring/

^ Is the site

mind blown, OT GAF best GAF

 

[uncredited male]

So what actually is the chance of it breaking?

 

[Violence Jack]

I assume you can only order these on line? I currently use Magnums and they tend to break often :/.

Edit: Never mind, if the XL's are just longer but don't provide more girth than whatever.

It's weird. I used Magnums, took me forever to finish, and my penis felt like it was suffocating. My girlfriend at the time noticed this, and bought me some XLs. Haven't had a problem since.

 

[Eighty Deuce]

30 years of being a pullout master, never had to worry about a condom

 

[User 73706]

Thats not how it works. If you have too much girth, the condom slides up your dick some. This is because, as I have said before, your dick is bigger at the base and narrower at the head.

If the condom doesn't stay at the bottom of your dick, the friction of sex will slowly cause it to completely slide off.

 

[Dali]

My girl said smaller is better therefore my tiny dick is the best. /wimp lo

 

[Stinkles]

Came in to protest the ridiculous use of the word "legal" in the title, saw it was EU, backed out, chagrined.

 

[Duplolas]

I dont understand why you posted this...

So what actually is the chance of it breaking?

Each additional centimeter of penile circumference increased the risk of condom breakage by 50-100%. This finding suggests a need to increase either the range of condom sizes available or the lateral extension of currently available condoms." So by the FDA not allowing the production of larger condoms or the sale of European ones; men with larger dicks have an increased chance of condom breakage by 200% or more

 

[Angry Grimace]

They didn't account for NeoGAF Dick when they made the regulations, obviously.

If a condom can't fit comfortably over a tallboy and last for 45 minutes of friction, its trash.

 

[……forgetit]

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Allowing the sale of condoms that have been approved by the regulatory agencies of comparably developed countries seems like common sense governance.

This seems like a legitimate, if minor issue that MRAs should be promoting. Are they?

 

[marrec]

Allowing the sale of condoms that have been approved by the regulatory agencies of comparably developed countries seems like common sense governance.

This seems like a legitimate, if minor issue that MRAs should be promoting. Are they?

It doesn't have anything to do with being misogynists so no, they aren't.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Allowing the sale of condoms that have been approved by the regulatory agencies of comparably developed countries seems like common sense governance.

This seems like a legitimate, if minor issue that MRAs should be promoting. Are they?

Fuck no. I would never want those people to speak on behalf of men's sexual health.

 

[User 73706]

This seems like a legitimate, if minor issue that MRAs should be promoting. Are they?

"turns out it wasn't our fault for the condom breaking after all, you dumb bitches"

 

[Android18a]

I like to buy Japanese ones because they're a closer fit. Normal ones are generally oversized for me... (European here)

 

[……forgetit]

I like to buy Japanese ones because they're a closer fit. Normal ones are generally oversized for me... (European here)

I don't know if I would have told that.....

 

[Kevyt]

My friend is average sized and he tells me that he breaks his condoms regularly... So maybe, um more lube?

 

[jwk94]

How do you know if a condom is too tight? I've only ever used one kind.

 

[Engell]

I use these
http://www.gocondom.com/Worlds-Best/King-Size/

I would recommend them to all with a large slong, most comfortable i have tried, didnt have any issues with them.
Other condoms where uncomfy, irritated me and even had some other brands break on me.

 

[Palmer_v1]

My friend is average sized and he tells me that he breaks his condoms regularly... So maybe, um more lube?

Fewer water balloon fights?

 

[uncredited male]

So what actually is the chance of it breaking?

Each additional centimeter of penile circumference increased the risk of condom breakage by 50-100%. This finding suggests a need to increase either the range of condom sizes available or the lateral extension of currently available condoms." So by the FDA not allowing the production of larger condoms or the sale of European ones; men with larger dicks have an increased chance of condom breakage by 200% or more

That doesn't answer my question. It is only a percent with no baseline.

According to the 4th source provided it is 1.34% for everyone in the test group.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

It doesn't have anything to do with being misogynists so no, they aren't.

Misogyny is endemic among men's rights activists, no question - fundamental, even, to many of their positions - but there are kernels of real problems and concerns, both political and psychoemotional, interspersed throughout the movement, itself. They're always looking for more legitimacy to get their message out and expand their ranks, like all fringe movements, so you'd think that they'd pounce on easy and agreeable things like this.

I dunno, was just a stray thought.

 

[marrec]

Misogyny is endemic among men's rights activists, no question - fundamental, even, to many of their positions - but there are kernels of real problems and concerns, both political and psychoemotional, interspersed throughout the movement, itself. They're always looking for more legitimacy to get their message out and expand their ranks, like all fringe movements, so you'd think that they'd pounce on easy and agreeable things like this.

I dunno, was just a stray thought.

The problem is they can only position their movement as a mirror to feminism because despite having some legitimate issues to raise awareness of they really just don't like women and all the of issues they've ever seemed to coalesce behind are filtered through this twisted ideology.

I agree, there is proper shit that we need to do as men to improve the lives of men. A lot of that has to do with dismantling the patriarchy and removing the stigma of toxic masculinity, but some of if is unrelated. MRAs will never, ever, be the group to politically take up that yoke though because they're shitlords who're more interested in sabotaging feminism.

 

[kingwingin]

Big dick threads make me sad.

If you cut 2 inches off my dick I'd have a scar on my ass.

 

[IchigoSharingan]

I like to buy Japanese ones because they're a closer fit. Normal ones are generally oversized for me... (European here)

Good sir,

Your manhood may be quarksized, but for your candor, you are a bigger man than I am.

 

[Ishida]

Oh hai guise! I'm just entering this thread to see if I read something that makes me feel better about my di....

I use these
http://www.gocondom.com/Worlds-Best/King-Size/

I would recommend them to all with a large slong, most comfortable i have tried, didnt have any issues with them.
Other condoms where uncomfy, irritated me and even had some other brands break on me.

=(

 

[CaptainSlow]

I've never broken a condom because it was too small but I know the pains men with a large girth have.

Every condom I've ever bought is so tight that it cuts off circulation at the bottom. It got so bad my wife went on the pill because I simply couldn't last long without the condom pinching me and causing a lack of blood flow. it would look like when you tie a string around your finger and cut off the circulation.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

The problem is they can only position their movement as a mirror to feminism because despite having some legitimate issues to raise awareness of they really just don't like women and all the of issues they've ever seemed to coalesce behind are filtered through this twisted ideology.

I agree, there is proper shit that we need to do as men to improve the lives of men. A lot of that has to do with dismantling the patriarchy and removing the stigma of toxic masculinity, but some of if is unrelated. MRAs will never, ever, be the group to politically take up that yoke though because they're shitlords who're more interested in sabotaging feminism.

I think the reason I was thinking about it is that focusing more on stuff like this would see an influx of more moderate types into the MRA sphere, which would force the group as a whole to moderate somewhat and lay the groundwork for something like a legitimate, respectable men's movement - one with its own identity, not a mere reapplication of feminist theory and jargon - to rise, someday.

Plus, they're always so focused on their dicks, you'd think they'd wanna focus on something that would protect them from "lying, diseased sluts" or whatever hateful garbage they spew.

 

[Engell]

Where did you get that from?

EDIT; http://www.penisforlenger.no/html/penis_lengder.html (Lengde:Lenght, Omkrets:Girth, numbers are in cm.)

Are korean penises really that small? (List is prob bullshit tho)

 

[BennyBlanco]

That suction effect right before a condom breaks is one of the worst feels I've ever felt.

 

[Engell]

That suction effect right before a condom breaks is one of the worst feels I've ever felt.

tell her not to bite it ;-)

Spoiler

but usually suction feels good

 

[AlucardGV]

so the only extra large things you can find in america are at mcdonald