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AltHero, the alt-right's new favorite superhero comic

Briarios

Member
"Alt★Hero is a world not too terribly different than our own."

Goes on to describe a world terribly different from our own lol
 

Mr-Joker

Banned
Oh I have heard about this delusional idiot, he actually believes that the legendary Jack Kirby would be jumping to work with him despite the fact that Jack Kirby fought against the Nazi in World War 2.
 
She'll be fighting mainly antifa I guess.
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That and BLM members.
She'll probably discuss the importance of free speech while Nazis March.
 

NeOak

Member
This has prolly been said already but this is another sign of how sexually frustrated the Alt-Right is. They literally created a big titty fantasy supermodel woman who believes that they're heroes for being racist. Who will be her arch-nemesis? A therapist?
ROFL

/dead
 

Makonero

Member
Lol this will fail so fast

Comics are a dying medium as it is, this kind of niche nazi bullshit will just be a fart in the wind
 

Haunted

Member
Very excited for this
so we can make fun of it.


The cringeworthiness will be off the charts.


Can't wait for the scene where she stands while the national anthem plays and beats up an NFL player.
 

Ogodei

Member
Okay well



hold on



fucking lol at the stupid "clean wehrmact" myth right in the synopsis. way to tip your hand on the "actually most of the nazis were good, it was just hitler was rude" shit from the getgo

Yeah. There were tensions between the Wehrmacht leadership and Hitler, but they never disagreed on the goals of National Socialist Germany. They just saw the Nazi leadership as commoner rabble who might not be leadership material (as most of the generals were from the Juncker class of military-landlords from old Prussia). If they weren't anti-semites, they were at least willing to turn a blind eye towards genocide if it meant Germany winning a world war.
 
I find it to be quite a handy term, if somebody uses it unironically then I know instantly that they're a fucking idiot and I should never to listen to anything they have to say.

That is true but thankfully I don't use facebook and I only follow people I consider decent on twitter and news accounts and such as well as gaf is pretty progressive so thankfully my exposure to those types of people is limited.
 

Mr Swine

Banned
This has prolly been said already but this is another sign of how sexually frustrated the Alt-Right is. They literally created a big titty fantasy supermodel woman who believes that they're heroes for being racist. Who will be her arch-nemesis? A therapist?

Nah, a female liberal with small boobs perhaps?
 

platocplx

Member
This has prolly been said already but this is another sign of how sexually frustrated the Alt-Right is. They literally created a big titty fantasy supermodel woman who believes that they're heroes for being racist. Who will be her arch-nemesis? A therapist?

Lmao. Its really a lot of sexually frustrated white dudes who think they are temporarily embarrassed debonair millionaires down on their luck.

Its their delusions that make them so unbearable and filled with hatred to the point they think its just hating white people when is that they are so deluded in a fantasy world where no injustice exists but their own that pisses everyone off.
 

DrArchon

Member
"when they feature absurdities like... a black lesbian"

Yes, everyone knows that LGBT black people can't exist. Might as well be fucking unicorns and mermaids.
 

Eylos

Banned
My bet of plot:

"- after the fall of URSS, comunists hided in secret in organizations like BLM, democrats, cnn etc. The shadow organization league of comunists leaded by the evil bearded man Mark. Their plan IS working with the rise of SJW, antifa and fake news, now only the alt-heroes can save America from the red menace!"

Mark:
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SpaceWolf

Banned
"when they feature absurdities like... a black lesbian"

Yes, everyone knows that LGBT black people can't exist. Might as well be fucking unicorns and mermaids.

It's honestly kind of pathetic how Marvel are inventing concepts like gay black people and forcing them onto sensible non-liberals like ourselves.
 

Stinkles

Clothed, sober, cooperative
I love how their alternate future relies on a bunch of shit that didn't happen plus a bonus "see? no Hitler! We're reasonable" easter egg.
 

Morrigan Stark

Arrogant Smirk
Reminder about Vox Day through a few choice quotes:

Homosexuality is a birth defect from every relevant secular, material, and sociological perspective...[we must] help them achieve sexual normality.
The challenge is how to protect some semblance of free speech while strictly limiting, if not banning outright, the exercise of all non-Christian religions in Christendom.
It is absurd to imagine that there is absolutely no link between race and intelligence.
There is no reason a white father should hesitate to tell his daughters what sort of young men are approved and what sort are not, regardless of what his criteria might be... If you're not okay with it, then it is your duty as her father to tell her that you're not okay with it, even if her reaction is to denounce you as a racist, sexist, transphobic bigot while filming herself being urinated on by an African rapper with a sub-80 IQ.
Ironically, in light of the strong correlation between female education and demographic decline, a purely empirical perspective on Malala Yousafzai, the poster girl for global female education, may indicate that the Taliban's attempt to silence her was perfectly rational and scientifically justifiable.
”a few acid-burned faces is a small price to pay for lasting marriages, stable families, legitimate children, low levels of debt, strong currencies, affordable housing, homogenous populations, low levels of crime, and demographic stability.
Because they are the intellectual driving force of humanity, men will be fine... It is written that women ruin everything.
I noticed that the number of fake reviews of my books on Amazon declined considerably after I tracked down the woman from Minnesota and posted her address on this blog.
I don't believe I could recommend this as a strategy for most men, but it is surely educational to learn that raping and killing a woman is demonstrably more attractive to women than behaving like a gentleman. And women, before all the inevitable snowflaking commences, please note that there is absolutely nothing to argue about here. It is an established empirical fact.
First, there is no such thing as marital rape. Once consent is formally given in public ceremony, it cannot be revoked... If a woman believes in the concept of marital rape, absolutely do not marry her!
If the definition of rape is stretched so far to include women who have not given consent, then I am absolutely a serial rapist. So, too, is every man I know. And if that makes me a rapist, I shall endeavor to somehow survive with that upon my conscience.

More here.

So bassicaly it will be toned down Uber? :D
Uber11_wrap-600x4631.jpg

Pffft that woman isn't sexualized enough.
 

4Tran

Member
This sounds like Freedom Force, except stupid.

Reminder about Vox Day through a few choice quotes:
You should also include his useful definition of what Alt-Right is:

  1. The Alt Right is of the political right in both the American and the European sense of the term. Socialists are not Alt Right. Progressives are not Alt Right. Liberals are not Alt Right. Communists, Marxists, Marxians, cultural Marxists, and neocons are not Alt Right. National Socialists are not Alt Right.
  2. The Alt Right is an ALTERNATIVE to the mainstream conservative movement in the USA that is nominally encapsulated by Russel Kirk's 10 Conservative Principles, but in reality has devolved towards progressivism. It is also an alternative to libertarianism.
  3. The Alt Right is not a defensive attitude and rejects the concept of noble and principled defeat. It is a forward-thinking philosophy of offense, in every sense of that term. The Alt Right believes in victory through persistence and remaining in harmony with science, reality, cultural tradition, and the lessons of history.
  4. The Alt Right believes Western civilization is the pinnacle of human achievement and supports its three foundational pillars: Christianity, the European nations, and the Graeco-Roman legacy.
  5. The Alt Right is openly and avowedly nationalist. It supports all nationalisms and the right of all nations to exist, homogeneous and unadulterated by foreign invasion and immigration.
  6. The Alt Right is anti-globalist. It opposes all groups who work for globalist ideals or globalist objectives.
  7. The Alt Right is anti-equalitarian. It rejects the idea of equality for the same reason it rejects the ideas of unicorns and leprechauns, noting that human equality does not exist in any observable scientific, legal, material, intellectual, sexual, or spiritual form.
  8. The Alt Right is scientodific. It presumptively accepts the current conclusions of the scientific method (scientody), while understanding a) these conclusions are liable to future revision, b) that scientistry is susceptible to corruption, and c) that the so-called scientific consensus is not based on scientody, but democracy, and is therefore intrinsically unscientific.
  9. The Alt Right believes identity > culture > politics.
  10. The Alt Right is opposed to the rule or domination of any native ethnic group by another, particularly in the sovereign homelands of the dominated peoples. The Alt Right is opposed to any non-native ethnic group obtaining excessive influence in any society through nepotism, tribalism, or any other means.
  11. The Alt Right understands that diversity + proximity = war.
  12. The Alt Right doesn't care what you think of it.
  13. The Alt Right rejects international free trade and the free movement of peoples that free trade requires. The benefits of intranational free trade is not evidence for the benefits of international free trade.
  14. The Alt Right believes we must secure the existence of white people and a future for white children.
  15. The Alt Right does not believe in the general supremacy of any race, nation, people, or sub-species. Every race, nation, people, and human sub-species has its own unique strengths and weaknesses, and possesses the sovereign right to dwell unmolested in the native culture it prefers.
  16. The Alt Right is a philosophy that values peace among the various nations of the world and opposes wars to impose the values of one nation upon another as well as efforts to exterminate individual nations through war, genocide, immigration, or genetic assimilation.
It's amazing how, in trying to make it sound palatable, Vox Day helps to expose how horrible the whole thing is. The bolded is especially noteworthy in that they are the Fourteen Words, THE popular white supremacist slogan.
 
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