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famousmortimer: Xbox One OS and Xbox Live issues bouncing about as we approach launch

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Shots fired. CBOAT you need to defend your honor. You have my sword.
Please don't give this scumbag attention.
 

ViciousDS

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I say that because people thought there was another bomb to drop, and many people are assuming this OS stuff posted in the OP is it. Tweet suggests this crazy ride isn't over yet though even with this thread out there.

It doesn't imply WHAT the info is. It DOES imply that there is more info beyond this thread and the 720p thread to come.


oh ffs



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alr1ght

bish gets all the credit :)
Carnival of stupid levels are being reached. None of those "devs" are real. No chance. This nonsense is insane, it's all fear mothering and cryptic bs, well find out in 2 weeks.

nobody fucking believes those "dev" posts. are you dense?
 

SuperD77

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I have an Xbox1 on pre-order, but I'm starting to think paying $500 for the privilege of being a beta tester may not be the smartest thing I can do with my money (getting a PS4 as well when some of the Sony exclusives hit, likely when The Order drops). I still like a lot of the ideas behind the Xbox1, but its starting to sound like every division in Microsoft saw the Xbox Live and 360 installed user based and decided they wanted their piece of that sweet, sweet incremental services revenue.

  • Hey you guys have voice chat right, lets use Skype instead
  • Well we've built out Azure for cloud services, lets integrate that for...stuff
  • Entertainment division - Well we're already selling movies like iTunes, what if we could integrate with the TV services they are already hooked up to, then we could integrate web ad tracking with tv ad tracking
  • Why build a dedicated OS when we already have Metro for Windows 8?
  • What if we could use Kinect to sell conference call services to businesses?
  • etc...

I'm half surprised that we haven't heard that they are adding keyboard and mouse support so that they can sell Office 365 subscriptions for people's Xbox's, they seem to be just about the only division that isn't a stakeholder in this thing.

The idea behind a lot of this stuff is cool, but they seem to have lost the plot that at the end of the day this is supposed to be a games console, and if you're going to do all this incremental stuff you don't let it out of the oven until you have both the core function and user experience nailed. It's something that Apple inherently gets (at least for the last 10 years or so with a few notable exceptions...cough...Maps...cough...MobileMe), but Microsoft doesn't, and is why the 360 experience was their one consumer hardware success story over the last several years.

I'm reserving judgement until the console actually releases but right now the result is looking a lot closer to "The Homer" (when Homer tried to design a car for "the everyman") then the iPhone.

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MThanded

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
You know when there is a guy you have to call to get in touch with the next guy and that next guy has to call to get in touch with the next next guy.

Matt is the guy next next next guy and you can't call a guy to get in touch with him. He just calls you.
 
No it doesn't. FUD needs to stop.

We have no proof of anything.

Yup. In another response he says "it's possible unfortunately" to a tweet that used Mixtermedia as its source. This is the headline in the link provided by the tweeter: "Sony try fake PS4 reviews. Only trusted and paid journos got retail PS4 as it keeps overheating".
 
Carnival of stupid levels are being reached. None of those "devs" are real. No chance. This nonsense is insane, it's all fear mothering and cryptic bs, well find out in 2 weeks.

You are avoiding Gaf insiders and focusing on the devs that we all know are total BS.

I agree though it's not an issue unless shit is still broken at launch.
 

Dragon

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Carnival of stupid levels are being reached. None of those "devs" are real. No chance. This nonsense is insane, it's all fear mothering and cryptic bs, well find out in 2 weeks.

You're right about one thing, I'll give you that.

Edit: Actually no, you're wrong, the Xbone is out on the 22nd. So carry on.
 

njean777

Member
Carnival of stupid levels are being reached. None of those "devs" are real. No chance. This nonsense is insane, it's all fear mothering and cryptic bs, well find out in 2 weeks.

The devs on the blog is stupid, but when we have insiders on gaf saying things are bad then I wouldn't totally ignore that there are going to be big problems.
 

Vire

Member
You know when there is a guy you have to call to get in touch with the next guy and that next guy has to call to get in touch with the next next guy.

Matt is the guy next next next guy and you can't call a guy to get in touch with him. He just calls you.

This is the best post in this entire thread.
 

Rich!

Member
You know when there is a guy you have to call to get in touch with the next guy and that next guy has to call to get in touch with the next next guy.

Matt is the guy next next next guy and you can't call a guy to get in touch with him. He just calls you.

so Matt is Gus Fring? That makes CBOAT...uh, Saul Goodman? Or is he Mike?

Is famousmortimer Heisenberg? I'm guessing Ben Kuchera is that Ken dude who got his car blown up.
 

Resilient

Member
You know when there is a guy you have to call to get in touch with the next guy and that next guy has to call to get in touch with the next next guy.

Matt is the guy next next next guy and you can't call a guy to get in touch with him. He just calls you.

best post so far, well done son.
 

Smokey

Member
You know when there is a guy you have to call to get in touch with the next guy and that next guy has to call to get in touch with the next next guy.

Matt is the guy next next next guy and you can't call a guy to get in touch with him. He just calls you.

what has he done in the past to warrant this
 

x-drake

Neo Member
Who's this clown and why people so quick to believe this? See him everywhere now, with everything anti microsoft and arguing with Penello.

This is huge and I doubt Microsoft, can slip up on something they already had.
 
What's the name of that big online thing that worked at launch?

Oh right, it almost never happens. And that's why I'm not getting either system this year.
 

njean777

Member
Who's this clown and why people so quick to believe this? See him everywhere now, with everything anti microsoft and arguing with Penello.

This is huge and I doubt Microsoft, can slip up on something they already had.

Oh lord, you have some reading to do young one.
 

todd360

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lol we need threads to educate us newer members on the big names of neogaf. I didn't even think beyond cboat level was possible.
 
Who's this clown and why people so quick to believe this? See him everywhere now, with everything anti microsoft and arguing with Penello.

This is huge and I doubt Microsoft, can slip up on something they already had.

Wow perhaps mortimer should get a small bidet and put it next to cboats?

All dat salt
 

Loudninja

Member
Who's this clown and why people so quick to believe this? See him everywhere now, with everything anti microsoft and arguing with Penello.

This is huge and I doubt Microsoft, can slip up on something they already had.
What do you expect is goign to happen when you start off a post calling someone a clown?
 

Milennia

Member
Who's this clown and why people so quick to believe this? See him everywhere now, with everything anti microsoft and arguing with Penello.

This is huge and I doubt Microsoft, can slip up on something they already had.

Damn son, he's actually a mod confirmed insider thats been around for years.
 
I don't understand, two consoles are launching within a week of each other (nearly a decade since the last ones), people are in a frenzy lusting for news, and this guy career is dependent upon clicks to the site he works at and he just wants it to be over and done with. What!? I don't understand why gaming press has such a hard time acting just a little enthused about such a fun and entertainment driven medium. Cover these stories, dig up some news, investigate something, act like you care about the thing you cover.

I listen to sports radio a lot and those guys do 200 something shows a year 3-4 hours each talking sports, and then sometimes do other sports related events, and yet when it comes to the big events you think they get jaded and upset about the coverage? NO! They revel in it. So here we are 3 weeks out from new consoles and nobody in the gaming media seems to care.

It's clear as day that Brad is leaving gaming.
 
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