raYne said:The term you're looking for is teabagger.
silver said:What are you, 9 years old?
Or do you suffer from severe hyperhidrosis of the balls?
I pissed on some guy, he just laughed cause he knows urine is sterile.
Yeah, the MIB thing and that South Park episode with Butters' chinballs were the first thing that came to mind. Still, teabagger is more appropriate. :lolRlan said:Actually I'm making reference to one of the very few half-funny bits of Men in Black II, but that too
If you put numbers in front of each sentence, it kind of reads like Leviticus.silver said:Kissing a man is not disgusting.
Someone rubbing their armpit in your face is, it's the sweatiest area of the body.
Someone fucking you up the ass is disgusting because up the ass is shit.
Balls are no sweatier than hands you shake everyday. Your scrotum is just some skin with underneath two balls.
muncheese said:You want you balls to get nasty?
Imagine them CONTAINED for hours on end in the same piece of cloth as your dick. Combine a little sweat,a little pee, that's bound to be "leftover" urine that seeps out after putting it in your pants. Your ballsack is touching the very same cloth. The sweat that is absorbed helps to give it a litle bit of flavor to it.
Now, do you mind someone putting balls on your neck midway through a workday? Especially someone that works under HOT SWEATY lights?
silver said:Doesn't beat shit leftovers on your hands with WHICH YOU EAT, given to you by people that don't wash their hands when they come from the toilet.
Jesus, you people are some sad mofos.
silver said:And the fact that you still don't see the difference between the amount of sweat coming from under your arms and your balls makes you look like a dumbfuck.
Mama Smurf said:Oooooh I am! That's what I've been misunderstanding see. Guess it was all these people saying you're making yourself look stupid and no one but you saying it to me.
But hey, they're all wrong! And homophobes. You're the only one who's right *claps*
silver said:Doesn't beat shit leftovers on your hands with WHICH YOU EAT, given to you by people that don't wash their hands when they come from the toilet.
Jesus, you people are some sad mofos.
silver said:Since when does the majority decide who is the dumbfuck? I think you're the dumbfuck.
Actually, I'm sure a little bit of sweat runs down the asscrack and soils your precious clean nuts with a little bit of ass juice.
You know, the village idiot can think everyone else are the idiots, but it's not going to change the facts or either lot's opinion.
They're fucking BALLS for God's sake. Balls. Even that soccer team that crashed in the Andies and had to eat each other for survivial didn't eat the balls. That alone should tell you something.silver said:No, these people are making fools of themselves. It saddens me that I am the only person who sees that balls are no more disgusting than hands. People think they are disgusting by association.
silver said:Give me some proof man
silver said:Give me some proof, man.
Fact: balls are no more disgusting than hands.
Fact: people think balls are disgusting by association.
Fact: if I believe balls aren't disgusting, I'm not an idiot.
Bildocube said:Don't you ever exercise?
Mama Smurf said:That looks fun.
Give me some proof, man.
Give me some proof, man.
Give me some proof, man.
Nah, it wasn't as fun as I'd hoped.
BTW, somethign I don't think has been mentioned is what would it even matter if it was disgusting by association. It'd still be disgusting! What, things can only be disgusting if they can harm you? Not according to any definition I've ever read.
silver said:You don't touch anything during the day?
Bildocube said:Yeah I touch things during the day, but when it comes to touching my own genitalia I always wash my hands afterwards. I don't see your point.
Silver...heres an idea. Next time you're eating any sort of finger food, rub em all over your balls before you eat them.silver said:Yet in a lot of countries, balls from an animal are high-society food.
silver said:I'm stating that in fact balls are not as disgusting as everybody thinks.
THERE IS NOTHING DISGUSTING ABOUT BALLS.
silver said:A lot of people don't wash their hands.
Mermandala said:Silver, if you had to do it or you would be murdered, would you rather:
1) Lick my Balls?
-or -
2) Lick my Hand?
Both are freshly showered BTW.
And you know this for a fact? Do you wash your hands? All my friends and family wash their hands. I will concede some people don't wash their hands, but a lot? Whereas the balls universally remains unwashed except in the shower.
What about hairy balls Silver? Wouldnt hairy sweaty pube balls rubbing against your neck gross you out?
Bildocube said:silver. seriously. if the hands and balls had the same level of disgustingness. at least people wash their hands on average more than they do their balls, ferrio is right. i will shit if the next time i go to the bathroom there is a personal ball washer. but still, raw balls > small residue on hands
silver said:Maybe if you're attractive I would lick your balls.
silver said:You're such a baby.
That is completely different.
Mermandala said:I'm ok. but my balls are IMMACULATE!
next question...
1) Shake 7 yr old boy's hand?
-or-
2) Shake 7 yr old boy's balls?
THEY ARE THE SAME!!!