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And after the screen fades to black, at the end of the movie, words fade in that say "There are people who actually believe this"
Some believe that the fossils were planted by God to test our faith. Not kidding.
Jurassic Ark.
And after the screen fades to black, at the end of the movie, words fade in that say "There are people who actually believe this"
Wait people seriously believe in Noah's Ark? I'm pretty sure my Sunday school teachers explicitly told us that it was allegorical or something when I was like...eight.
I guess it makes sense that Young Earther's believe in that, but on some mental level I guess I didn't think they took things that far.
I don't meant to sound like a dick, but maybe because they are dinosaurs. I donno about you, but I would not want to be in a closed ark with a T-Rex.
Hah, at my fundie school, every year we were told that "this might be the year that we finally uncover Noah's arc on Mt Aratat". God, we watched documentaries about that shit constantly.
I don't meant to sound like a dick, but maybe because they are dinosaurs. I donno about you, but I would not want to be in a closed ark with a T-Rex.
Wait people seriously believe in Noah's Ark? I'm pretty sure my Sunday school teachers explicitly told us that it was allegorical or something when I was like...eight.
Really the perfect gif!
You don't have to find it, it's right here.
Reminds me of the Crusader Comics by Jack Chick
Also full of batshit insane conspiracy theories and pseudoscience.
There are people devoting their lives to finding the remains of Noah's Ark.
I agree, title this thing Jurrasic Ark and make it into a movie, Hollywood. Pay the author handsome royalties because he is clearly a genius.
I fucking love Chick tracts. Not only was the art really good most of the time, but the pure hatred for anyone who wasn't an evangelical Christian was something straight out of a Sasha Baren Cohen skit.
Seven is a number that often appears in the bible.
I found this book in a school library. Comedy gold down to 15 foot human beings and cave men being punished by God with devolution due to their sins. It would be hard to come up with more wacky theories than are found in every page of this book.
When I was a kid, I loved going around on Sundays and picking up all the Chick comics that littered the ground.
Holy shit this is awesome. Also, a verifiable scientific FACT! Take that, science!
Is it too late to include this sequence in the Aronofsky Noah movie? I really hope that he's using this book as a source of inspiration.The author proposes that Noah's Ark was most likely attacked by the dinosaurs (in their final dying moments) in the early moments of the Great Flood, It gets better. He also believes that not only did they attack Noah's immense vessel, but they did so because fallen angels, bitterly angry at God, were driving them to attack the Ark in an attempt to end humanity forever!!! And the only reason the Ark survived the dinosaur and fallen angel onslaught was because the devout angels still faithful to God fought them off in an epic battle!
That's fantastically AWESOME. I'd seriously LOVE for someone to make a Hollywood movie out of this. The movie could start out with Noah (played by Chris Hemsworth) building his ark and the rest of the community making fun of him. Then the mid act would be Noah collecting all of the pairs of animals from all over the world and herding them back to the Ark. And the last act would be the start of the Great Flood, with Noah setting sail and rebuking the frantic rest of humanity as they beg and plead with him to take them along, of course followed by the epic Angel and dinosaur battle as the movie's Grand Climax.
Fuck, I'd pay to see that movie!!!!!
Does the fight take place before or during the flood according to the author?
True Story:
While I was a student at 7th Day Adventist international school in Thailand, a bunch of American volunteers (and their preacher) came to the school. We gathered in auditorium (school weekly activities period), and they gave all of us ziploc bags with Lego blocks in it, told us to shake and shake and shake.
In one of the before-school meetings for the Mormon Church I had, the lady teaching it tried to demonstrate the silliness of the big bang by clapping her hands together (they might have had clay or something, I forget) and yelling "BANG!"This is hilarious.
Creationist why you so crazy?
If dinosaurs died during the flood, how could Jesus ride one in all the pictures?
You'd think these creationists would be consistent atleast...
Fuck, I'd pray to see that movie!!!!!
There are people devoting their lives to finding the remains of Noah's Ark.
Fuck logic, I want to believe in this!I guess it makes sense that Young Earther's believe in that, but on some mental level I guess I didn't think they took things that far.
Wait people seriously believe in Noah's Ark? I'm pretty sure my Sunday school teachers explicitly told us that it was allegorical or something when I was like...eight.
Matthew 24: 37-39 said:As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away.
Jurrasic Park 4