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[hullostranger]

Wow, a game had more sex than me.

/dead

Aside, really excited for this. Witcher2 was amazing.

 

[patapuf]

It feels unnecessary to me and seems like resources that could go into the game itself in a meaningful way are being wasted on fluff. The impact of a sex or love making scene could be great, but it depends on how it is presented and the frequency. From the little I've seen of the Witcher series it doesn't exactly handle this well though. It could be done great this time for all I know, have emotional resonance and be meaningful character and story development, but almost every example of this I've seen from gaming, to most movies, sex is treated in a very pandering and porny way so I don't have confidence they can deliver anything above that.

of course the sex isn't very meaningful if you skip the part where the character development occurs....

 

[Gaz_RB]

How could anyone resist that??

 

[Gattsu25]

Speaking of entertainment you don't want to experience in front of parents, or aunts, or younger female cousins...

Rented that in '98 from a local Family Video. I had absolutely no idea what I was getting myself into. My aunt was actually laughing though, so that helped.

What is this?

 

[BRocknRolla]

Luther was excellent from Start to finish, end of.

I know it's OT, but yeah, I wish I agreed. That last season just seemed mediocre by comparison to how excellent the rest of it was. I'm glad it did it for you though.

 

[cakely]

That's like having sex 480 times.

 

[dragonbane]

If you can't visualize it, here is how that looks like:

 

[FluxWaveZ]

If you can't visualize it, here is how that looks like:

This must be very awkward.

 

[Aces&Eights]

Aaaaand my day is now ruined.

 

[ironcreed]

My only take away from this is that the game is absolutely massive. And it's just sex, which is a natural part of life. No biggie.

 

[NumberThree]

If you can't visualize it, here is how that looks like:

Is this a cutscene from the new Mass Effect?

 

[Dawg]

If you can't visualize it, here is how that looks like:

looks fun + you get paid to do it

win-win

 

[Corto]

If you can't visualize it, here is how that looks like:

HOT

 

[ironcreed]

If you can't visualize it, here is how that looks like:

LOL. How can they resist each other in those sexy mo-cap suits?

 

[ChamplooJones]

It feels unnecessary to me and seems like resources that could go into the game itself in a meaningful way are being wasted on fluff. The impact of a sex or love making scene could be great, but it depends on how it is presented and the frequency. From the little I've seen of the Witcher series it doesn't exactly handle this well though. It could be done great this time for all I know, have emotional resonance and be meaningful character and story development, but almost every example of this I've seen from gaming, to most movies, sex is treated in a very pandering and porny way so I don't have confidence they can deliver anything above that.

Like all sex has emotional resonance and character development. Come on now.

 

[Krusenstern]

Totaly forgot you can plough all kinds of human and elven wenches in these games.
Hopefully there is a reward for ploughing 'em all.

 

[Auto-Reply]

If you can't visualize it, here is how that looks like:

Why are they so childish, giggling around not taking their job seriously... where is the director to smack some professionalism into them, where is Stanley Kubrick?

 

[| Praxis |]

What is this?

It's a perverted anime where schoolgirls get raped by demons disguised as nurses, a guy cuts his own penis off and a hospital gets destroyed by a cock so large, it would probably leave Godzilla with an anal fissure.

Oh, and nose bleeds.

 

[The Last One]

If you can't visualize it, here is how that looks like:

That's how people from the '80s imagined us having sex today.

 

[Karl Hawk]

It's a perverted anime where schoolgirls get raped by demons disguised as nurses, a guy cuts his own penis off and a hospital gets destroyed by a cock so large, it would probably leave Godzilla with an anal fissure.

Oh, and nose bleeds.

......

 

[ironcreed]

Totaly forgot you can plough all kinds of human and elven wenches in these games.
Hopefully there is a reward for ploughing 'em all.

Achievement Unlocked - Playa - 50G

 

[injurai]

If you can't visualize it, here is how that looks like:

"Your balls are on my chin."

 

[Caronte]

It's a perverted anime where schoolgirls get raped by demons disguised as nurses, a guy cuts his own penis off and a hospital gets destroyed by a cock so large, it would probably leave Godzilla with an anal fissure.

Oh, and nose bleeds.

Oh, Japan. Never change.

 

[sueil]

I'm bothered by Geralts lack of body hair they clearly cut corners here.

 

[Ahasverus]

There was this thread in OT called "why won't movies show real sex?" it seems like the OP is just looking on the wrong medium.

 

[Virdix]

im ready.

 

[Journey]

LOL. How can they resist each other in those sexy mo-cap suits?

That's why they're cracking up, it's so damn ridiculous lol.

 

[IvorB]

There was this thread in OT called "why won't movies show real sex?" it seems like the OP is just looking on the wrong medium.

Some do. Lars von Trier's Antichrist has a very interesting first scene in that regard.

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

It's a perverted anime where schoolgirls get raped by demons disguised as nurses, a guy cuts his own penis off and a hospital gets destroyed by a cock so large, it would probably leave Godzilla with an anal fissure.

Oh, and nose bleeds.

Sounds like something Yoshiaki Kawajiri would have made in the 90s.

 

[IvorB]

How could anyone resist that??

Looks alright but that ponytail + mullet combo really has to go.