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[zeopower6]

This thread is incredible ;_______;

 

[brainchild]

Came in here ready to empathize with the OP. After reading the OP, I have to say, I have zero empathy for your situation.

You had plenty of opportunities to change your name to something more appropriate FOR FREE and you squandered it.

Pay up.

 

[ViciousDS]

Holy shit at this thread. Greatest backfire I've seen lol

 

[brainchild]

So the OP's username was changed?! Hahahaha

 

[...Scatter...]

Served. Jesus. Amazing. Butternuts!

 

[a.wd]

Sometimes the universe answers prayers

 

[SUPERJEM94]

Read the whole thread, best thing I've done today. Holy fuck this gif, I'M WEAK 😂😂

 

[Kydd BlaZe]

This is probably the funniest fucking thread I've read in a long time. Omg

 

[Defect]

Oh my god that gif.

 

[Dicktatorship]

Same thing happened with my old GT Dicktatorship. I have the word Dick in my last name so it's not like it was a pun about dicks or anything. Fucking corporate fascists don't like Dicks I guess.

 

[BosSin]

Fucking excellent

 

[TechOne]

Hahahaha this thread has me in tears.

 

[oni-link]

Same thing happened with my old GT Dicktatorship. I have the word Dick in my last name so it's not like it was a pun about dicks or anything. Fucking corporate fascists don't like Dicks I guess.

Did you change it to Dicktatorshipp?

 

[Kawngi]

This is a wonderful topic and one of the reasons I love coming to GAF

 

[FaintColt388301]

Came in here ready to empathize with the OP. After reading the OP, I have to say, I have zero empathy for your situation.

You had plenty of opportunities to change your name to something more appropriate FOR FREE and you squandered it.

Pay up.

Pay up? I'm gonna trademark faintcolt and get paid every time it's said in here. O

Joke is on yall.

 

[Dicktatorship]

Did you change it to Dicktatorshipp?

No, it was xXDicktatorship99ProxX

Spoiler

Nah I just gave up and changed it to something that couldn't be considered offensive.

 

[The Flash]

Pay up? I'm gonna trademark faint colt and get paid every time it's said in here. O

Joke is on yall.

lol

 

[Voysa Reezun]

Sell your 360/XB1, buy a PS4/WiiU, and spend your time going on review sites and downvoting the XB1, sharing your story each time and vowing that you will let others know so that Microsoft will feel the pain from changing your name and screwing you over.

Or, like, just pay the ten bucks and don't change it to ButtSmasherrrr when you do.

 

[oni-link]

Pay up? I'm gonna trademark faint colt and get paid every time it's said in here. O

Joke is on yall.

Glad you're taking it well, most people only have a gamertag, you my friend, have a story

You woke up today a butt smasher

Spoiler

rr

but will go to sleep tonight as the Faintest of Colts

Spoiler

388301

 

[FaintColt388301]

No, it was xXDicktatorship99ProxX

Spoiler

Nah I just gave up and changed it to something that couldn't be considered offensive.

You're a better man than I am. You're the real hero.

 

[eizarus]

I truly pray a mod will change your GAF user name to FaintColt388301.

edit: Our prayers have been answered. Hallelujah!

Times like these really make me love neogaf.

 

[Daingurse]

You should have become the Bun Master.

 

[Skilotonn]

Oh wow.

 

[BumRush]

Wow, GAF really has pretty cool mods...lol

 

[Alo0oy]

Damn, GAFers work fast.

 

[watership]

I spit my drink out because of the name change. I love you all.

 

[Sitris]

I haven't laughed this hard in ages, holy hell this is just perfect! GAF moves at lightning speed once again!

 

[KeyChainDude]

OH MY GOD

 

[Luigiv]

 

[Syrus]

God this thread is amazing

 

[Grisby]

Damn fine work.

 

[N30RYU]

You don't like FaintColt388301? Then just add some Rrrrs

 

[KazenY2J]

Mods are savage.

 

[JaggedSac]

Incredible thread, lol

 

[Lucky Seven]

This is the best thread i've seen in a while. My smile is too big.

 

[Xamtheking]

One does not simply accidentally become GAF legend

 

[bishoptl]

My wife opined that perhaps "Buttsmasher" has a long, cherished history in OP's family. So I took it upon myself to create a Game of Thrones-style banner for him;


But since the name has changed, I thought an update would be appropriate;

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[GHG]

This thread is hilarious hahaha.

Its 6:30am here and I'm cracking up hahaha.

 

[mrpeabody]

I can understand that my name might have been inappropriate and why they would make me change it but to have to pay $10 in order to do so is pretty dumb. Is there anything I can do ot has anybody else had the same problem?

The number of people who are dumb enough to want a name like that AND dumb enough to flip MS the bird in their own house AND ALSO dumb enough to post about it in a self-righteous fury like it's anybody's fault but their own is actually surprisingly large.

 

[Kolma]

This is gold.
Mods need to add a link to this thread under his name.

 

[BassForever]

LOL oh my goodness this thread is pretty amazing

 

[Cels]

My favorite thread since "Wtf my god of war 3 is glitched"

 

[FaintColt388301]

The number of people who are dumb enough to want names like that AND dumb enough to flip MS the bird in their own house AND ALSO dumb enough to post about it in a self-righteous fury like it's anybody's fault but their own is actually surprisingly large.

If you're referring to my OP as a post of a self-righteous fury then the GAF hyperbole talk is real. The righteous reactions in this thread have almost been as funny as the GIFs and images that have been created.

It's all been in good fun. I'm not trying to make MS out to be some evil corporation over this.

 

[Jotamide]

Holy shit.

 

[Hibiki Kurosawa]

lol! This is fantastic!

Sorry OP, no sympathy, but thank you for the entertaining thread!

 

[Hawkian]

So the OP's username was changed?! Hahahaha

I can't be certain, but I don't think so. As far as I can tell, his name has always been, and will always be FaintColt388301.

 

[CraZed]

I truly pray a mod will change your GAF user name to FaintColt388301.

edit: Our prayers have been answered. Hallelujah!

LOL. Brilliante!

 

[IceBringer]

FaintColt388301 got his butt smashed by mods. Amazing thread

 

[PirateKing]

This sealed it for me damn good thread

 

[LegendX48]

man, this is great XD