Back in my day, we didn't even use charts and graphs. That was some new-fangled technology no one but some yahoos in North Korea knew about. We used the moon and the stars to make predictions of our console sales. Every day I would wake up the morning and sacrifice a bit of virgin lamb's blood and pray to the console gods so my NPD points would be high, and my predictions would be just right without going over. It was a simpler life back then, me and my buddies dominated the charts. Then these damn charts came about, and the game was cheapened. Now anyone older than 10 could make a reasonable prediction nowadays. Some days, when nothing seems to work, I look back at the glittering stars, and yearn from the days I could get Xbox sales within the nearest 10,000th.
One day...
One day...