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UpDownLeftRight · Oct 12, 2017

The amount of people in the world that consider the best form of entertainment available to them is to try piss off other people continues to amaze.

Brandon F said:
I'm actually surprised they even have female superheroes.

Oh she's only female so they can objectify her.

Paskil · Oct 12, 2017

I'm assuming the climax of one issue will have her fighting off a horde of immigrants on top of the enormous Golden wall at the border.

R0ckman · Oct 12, 2017

Zaru said:
That has to be a record

Hahahaha can't believe I missed this. Thanks for the good laugh, cleared my lungs.

Phoenix RISING · Oct 12, 2017

The premise is of course problematic, but if you think the artwork that has been posted thus far is bad, I don't know how you survived Gen 13.

caliph95 · Oct 12, 2017

Brandon F said:
I'm actually surprised they even have female superheroes.

The problem they had with the big two females is that they are not sexy enough especially when marvel changed the costume (for the better imo) and too sjw and diverse

This fixes that

Korigama · Oct 12, 2017

I was thinking, "wait, isn't he that dipshit who was pissy about the Hugo Awards?", turns out I was right.

Morrigan Stark said:
Reminder about Vox Day through a few choice quotes:

I'm surprised Trump hasn't already offered him a job.

NHarmonic. · Oct 12, 2017

This is probably the lamest shit i've ever seen, lol.

Ithil · Oct 12, 2017

I gotta laugh at how they are supposedly against "politics" in comics, and are claiming to be about "storylines"...yet all they can come up with is literally EU-Man vs Alt-Right-Man or something.

I'm sure they'll have a villain just called "Islamic Immigrant" and a love interest called "Submissive Female".

This is what I meant about how they are completely unable to separate their shallow and repetitive politics from anything else in their life. Their whole state of being revolves around their politics. Yet they have the self-delusion to claim they are standing against political agendas and "pandering", while the truth is all they actually want is for them to be pandered to in the most simplistic manner possible.

FoneBone · Oct 12, 2017

Alcotholic said:
Oh geez. I wonder what he thinks rape means to him.

Most of the MRA types believe it's only "really" rape if it's committed by a stranger at knife or gunpoint, and even then they'd probably find ways to put at least some of the blame on the victim.

ElBoxyBrown · Oct 12, 2017

The Technomancer said:
oh my god

Oh hey, it's a less cooler version of Aiden Pearce, who was already not that cool.

Phoenix RISING said:
The premise is of course problematic, but if you think the artwork that has been posted thus far is bad, I don't know how you survived Gen 13.

The point is we're past this style of art. If this is what sells then why isn't Zenescope selling as well as Marvel and DC?

Baron von Loathsome · Oct 12, 2017

ElBoxyBrown said:
The point is we're past this style of art. If this is what sells then why isn't Zenescope selling as well as Marvel and DC?

Because they don't have busty Confederate redheads protecting defenseless statues? That just might do the trick.

NHarmonic. · Oct 12, 2017

The Technomancer said:
Oh my god

Seems like it's written by a pissed 12 year old trying to be edgy.

Can't believe this is grown ass men.

Waddle Dee · Oct 12, 2017

This is hilariously pathetic. Holy shit this looks like a parody of what alt-right people want except it's not a parody!

HP_Wuvcraft · Oct 12, 2017

Alcotholic said:
"Hey, Nazis had some pretty good ideas if you think about it. Hitler just had a bad approach. And the Holocaust didnt happen."

Yeah, this. I expected this but reading it in reality is somehow worse.

Bets on the rogues gallery?

EDIT: Of course they think they are going to overthrow Marvel and DC.

wandering · Oct 12, 2017

Whats funny is that a lot of comic book superheroes are literally social justice warriors.

Slayven said:
Wall Jumper- The illegal Immigrant that always gets in

T.H.U.G.G.- His genetics set him on a life of crime, science made him better at it

Sappho- A woman empowered by evil gods to cause women to stray from good white men

Let me stop, I am scaring myself by how good I am at this

You forgot Jihad, the Muslim with explosive powers on a crusade to destroy Christianity, and Chong, the Chinese billionaire whose sights are set on taking over Americas economy.

Slayven · Oct 12, 2017

HP_Wuvcraft said:
Yeah, this. I expected this but reading it in reality is somehow worse.

Bets on the rogues gallery?

Wall Jumper- The illegal Immigrant that always gets in

T.H.U.G.G.- His genetics set him on a life of crime, science made him better at it

Sappho- A woman empowered by evil gods to cause women to stray from good white men

Let me stop, I am scaring myself by how good I am at this

mclem · Oct 12, 2017

CoolestSpot said:
I personally think it was when we came down from the trees things got messy.

Even the trees were a bad move, we should never have left the oceans.

RedHoodedOwl · Oct 12, 2017

Slayven said:
Wall Jumper- The illegal Immigrant that always gets in

T.H.U.G.G.- His genetics set him on a life of crime, science made him better at it

Sappho- A woman empowered by evil gods to cause women to stray from good white men

Let me stop, I am scaring myself by how good I am at this

An evil version of Captain Planet who attacks climate change deniers and destroy oil companies.

BajiBoxer · Oct 12, 2017

Ahahahahahaha!

Sgt. Kabukiman · Oct 12, 2017

Slayven said:
Wall Jumper- The illegal Immigrant that always gets in

T.H.U.G.G.- His genetics set him on a life of crime, science made him better at it

Sappho- A woman empowered by evil gods to cause women to stray from good white men

Let me stop, I am scaring myself by how good I am at this

Ooooh. This is good.
Time for you to write a comic if you haven't already. Take their money Slay. Take it and put it to better use. Like buying original Jim Balent art and giving it to those in need or something.

bishoptl · Oct 12, 2017

Slayven said:
Wall Jumper- The illegal Immigrant that always gets in

T.H.U.G.G.- His genetics set him on a life of crime, science made him better at it

Sappho- A woman empowered by evil gods to cause women to stray from good white men

Let me stop, I am scaring myself by how good I am at this

*takes notes*

The God · Oct 12, 2017

"HIV Positive refugee Batman" who is this referring to?

Waddle Dee · Oct 12, 2017

HP_Wuvcraft said:
Yeah, this. I expected this but reading it in reality is somehow worse.

Bets on the rogues gallery?

EDIT: Of course they think they are going to overthrow Marvel and DC.

I'm expecting a play on the whole "special snowflake" insult they love to use, completely missing the irony in it.

Regulus Tera · Oct 12, 2017

You make a brand new super hero and you make her costume a tight tank top and short shorts. Thats extremely low effort.

Also, the ribbons add nothing to the design except being distracting. Its like they are trying to show the fluidity of capes but they wrap around the front. It makes them look like they would get on your face during the heat of battle.

Fj0823 · Oct 12, 2017

The God said:
"HIV Positive refugee Batman" who is this referring to?

I don't know, but it sounds like a Damn cool Batman story

Slayven · Oct 12, 2017

bishoptl said:
*takes notes*

All I ask is for is a "with help from" line and 20 dollars

Baron von Loathsome · Oct 12, 2017

Regulus Tera said:
You make a brand new super hero and you make her costume a tight tank top and short shorts. Thats extremely low effort.

Also, the ribbons add nothing to the design except being distracting. Its like they are trying to show the fluidity of capes but they wrap around the front so into makes them look like they would get on your face instead of anything.

Maybe they're flesh ribbons?

Slayven · Oct 12, 2017

The God said:
"HIV Positive refugee Batman" who is this referring to?

The aids and batman part sounds like Shadowhawk

But that version was born in Harlem

Elaugaufein · Oct 12, 2017

The God said:
"HIV Positive refugee Batman" who is this referring to?

I don't know. Which is the bizarre part of this because Batmen Inc gives them plenty of actual characters they could demonize instead. It seems like a combination of pre-N52 Mia Dearden ( Speedy II) and probably Bilal Asselah ( Nightrunner ) who isn't actually a refugee but being a Muslim in Paris , that would probably be sufficient for their purposes.

For bonus points both are pretty much out of continuity at the moment.

caliph95 · Oct 12, 2017

Elaugaufein said:
I don't know. Which is the bizarre part of this because Batmen Inc gives them plenty of actual characters they could demonize instead. It seems like a combination of pre-N52 Mia Dearden ( Speedy II) and probably Bilal Asselah ( Nightrunner who isn't actually a refugee but being a Muslim in Paris , that would probably be sufficient.

For bonus points bother are pretty much out of continuity at the moment.

I think is a Batman analogue since they are talking about marvel but I'm racking my head wondering who in recent years they are talking about

Elaugaufein · Oct 12, 2017

caliph95 said:
I think is a Batman analogue since they are talking about marvel but I'm racking my head wondering who in recent years they are talking about

I assumed they were also giving an example from DC since they were railing against both and they specifically mentioned the other Marvel characters by name. And while Marvel has a few Batman pastiches I can't think of any who fit that description.

televator · Oct 12, 2017

Morrigan Stark said:
Trump, donating anything? Nahhh

Yeah, Trumps a total leech.

caliph95 · Oct 12, 2017

Elaugaufein said:
I assumed they were also giving an example from DC since they were railing against both and they specifically mentioned the other Marvel characters by name. And while Marvel has a few Batman pastiches I can't think of any who fit that description.

They were talking about how people hate how SJW marvel has become and I can't even think of Any hero in a wheelchair or has aids recently let alone a Batman analogue.

To save my sanity I will assume it's a sjw joke

Gamegeneral · Oct 12, 2017

I can't see this becoming a huge success. I want to watch it become a shambling wreck that gets 10 steps out the door and then explodes.

Slayven · Oct 12, 2017

Gamegeneral said:
I can't see this becoming a huge success. I want to watch it become a shambling wreck that gets 10 steps out the door and then explodes.

I think they going to pocket the money and it turns out to be a low key scam

HP_Wuvcraft · Oct 12, 2017

RedHoodedOwl said:
An evil version of Captain Planet who attacks climate change deniers and destroy oil companies.

Oh, most definitely.

Slayven said:
Wall Jumper- The illegal Immigrant that always gets in

T.H.U.G.G.- His genetics set him on a life of crime, science made him better at it

Sappho- A woman empowered by evil gods to cause women to stray from good white men

Let me stop, I am scaring myself by how good I am at this

I can see T.H.U.G.G., that's too good.

L Thammy · Oct 12, 2017

Slayven said:
Wall Jumper- The illegal Immigrant that always gets in

T.H.U.G.G.- His genetics set him on a life of crime, science made him better at it

Sappho- A woman empowered by evil gods to cause women to stray from good white men

Let me stop, I am scaring myself by how good I am at this

There's got to be a Jewish businessman who controls other supervillains with his influence, like Lex Luthor.

BLOODED_hands · Oct 12, 2017

Slayven said:
Wall Jumper- The illegal Immigrant that always gets in

T.H.U.G.G.- His genetics set him on a life of crime, science made him better at it

Sappho- A woman empowered by evil gods to cause women to stray from good white men

Let me stop, I am scaring myself by how good I am at this

Come on Slay...... This should have been: while eating what she thought was a regular bowl of Pho, it turns out that it was irradiated and/or a mystical bowl of Pho, and she now has powers blessed by her Evil Mystical Gods. Which she uses to cause women to stray from white men, obviously.

HStallion · Oct 12, 2017

L Thammy said:
There's got to be a Jewish businessman who controls other supervillains with his influence, like Lex Luthor.

Soros

RedHoodedOwl · Oct 12, 2017

A parody of J. Jonah Jameson who spreads left wing propaganda and criticize conservative media.

Rockin' Ranger · Oct 12, 2017

Slayven said:
Wall Jumper- The illegal Immigrant that always gets in

T.H.U.G.G.- His genetics set him on a life of crime, science made him better at it

Sappho- A woman empowered by evil gods to cause women to stray from good white men

Let me stop, I am scaring myself by how good I am at this

I'm hoping for PatriotHole's Mecha Dreamer that's capable of stealing 6 American jobs at once will make it into the comic alongside Wall Jumper.

RedHoodedOwl said:
A parody of J. Jonah Jameson who spreads left wing propaganda and criticize conservative media.

Ah, the arc where she shuts down fake news. That will be a good one.

Coriolanus · Oct 12, 2017

Slayven said:
Wall Jumper- The illegal Immigrant that always gets in

T.H.U.G.G.- His genetics set him on a life of crime, science made him better at it

Sappho- A woman empowered by evil gods to cause women to stray from good white men

Let me stop, I am scaring myself by how good I am at this

man, i always thought you were joking about the everclear thing

Toxi · Oct 12, 2017

Phoenix RISING said:
The premise is of course problematic, but if you think the artwork that has been posted thus far is bad, I don't know how you survived Gen 13.

"Problematic" is the nicest way to put it.

mcrommert · Oct 13, 2017

LordOfLore said:
The hell.

Most of the money will probably not show up.

Wait did this batman thing really happen?

Dali · Oct 13, 2017

BoogieWoogie said:
If you watch the video, it will be "AN ILLEGAL" who is trying to rape white women.

She's a Mexican that was raised in Chicago. Her alter ego is Ili Gal... because... because she's raised in Illinois.

TheContact · Oct 13, 2017

Over under all the villains will be minorities or people who align to the left?

Not · Oct 13, 2017

It's probably not a good phenomenon that an enormous portion of white men have stunted emotional development

Maybe we should do more to change what little white boys are exposed to

CoolestSpot · Oct 13, 2017

Slayven said:
The aids and batman part sounds like Shadowhawk

But that version was born in Harlem

I was about to say. Man, ShadowHawk in all honestly is one of the best characters to come out of Image's prime.

HP_Wuvcraft · Oct 13, 2017

L Thammy said:
There's got to be a Jewish businessman who controls other supervillains with his influence, like Lex Luthor.

Nope.

It will be a female senator.

I wouldn't be surprised if it were literally Clinton.

Mr_Antimatter · Oct 13, 2017

HStallion said:
Soros

As yes, a jewish kingpin parody called "The Globalist" in the underworld. Claims to be an honest american while selling out his nation to the highest bidder and using those ill gotten gains to fund anti-american activities , riots, and propaganda.

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