ShadowKingpin
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If I could just get head for life and miss out on intercourse, I would be 100% ok with that.
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Blowjobs kill my boner
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If I could just get head for life and miss out on intercourse, I would be 100% ok with that.
CrimzonSamurai
Member
I love having sex, but I'd rather get some head.
No seriously, exchanging oral is my favorite bedroom activity.
yeah bjs do nothing for me
Same. Its the sexual equivalent of putting a car in neutral. Engine's running, but I'm not getting anywhere.
LookAtMeGo
Member
Head of Vengarl
Banned
I've never gotten a good bj. My ex-gf is the only person I've been sexually active with, and I'm not saying this to be mean, but she was terrible at giving head. She would scrape me with her teeth and it hurt like hell. Sometimes she would get a good stroke going, but then she'd stop or switch it up and I'd lose it. She didn't like giving head though so this didn't happen too often.
Mineshaft_Gap
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What's a Banjo string?
blame space
Banned
haven't y'all ever got good head.. I mean shit.. some ppl deserve good head.
Damerman
Member
Condoms kill my boner
I don't know what to do...
so true.
Nose Master
Member
Condoms kill my boner
I don't know what to do...
that's just reality tho
why do you think they work
Silphonica
Banned
LMAO at the replies, allow me to retort.
Pain on the banjo string.
frenulum. Actually in the past I had an op to make it longer, but i have been out of practice for about 3/4 years I didnt realise how bad it still was.
I dont want to be circumcised, that is something only americans, jews and american jews think about.
THEN AGAIN, ive seen different types of circumcision. I would preferably still keep 50% of my foreskin and my frenulum intact. In fact, the frenulum, while being painful, is still the best part.
Actually the first blowjob she gave me was amazing, after that shes been trying too hard with her hands, I tried to instruct her but to no avail. But I know my banjo is too tight regardless, which is really the crunch of the problem.
A banjo string is not adjustable through practice, it is always the same size.
Yeah I cum too quickly, Ive not had sex in years. Actually once with her, i came within about 45 seconds. Im surprised she even still likes me.
I tried that, but instead I just furiously fingered her until my fingers got stuck? I dunno, after shit like that I prefer not to talk but to rather change the subject.
edit: people dont know what a frenulum is called a banjo string? wat
Pain on the banjo string.
frenulum. Actually in the past I had an op to make it longer, but i have been out of practice for about 3/4 years I didnt realise how bad it still was.
I dont want to be circumcised, that is something only americans, jews and american jews think about.
THEN AGAIN, ive seen different types of circumcision. I would preferably still keep 50% of my foreskin and my frenulum intact. In fact, the frenulum, while being painful, is still the best part.
LMAO
Actually the first blowjob she gave me was amazing, after that shes been trying too hard with her hands, I tried to instruct her but to no avail. But I know my banjo is too tight regardless, which is really the crunch of the problem.
Not all circumcision and my goal is to keep it but detach it from the helmet.
A banjo string is not adjustable through practice, it is always the same size.
Yeah I cum too quickly, Ive not had sex in years. Actually once with her, i came within about 45 seconds. Im surprised she even still likes me.
I tried that, but instead I just furiously fingered her until my fingers got stuck? I dunno, after shit like that I prefer not to talk but to rather change the subject.
edit: people dont know what a frenulum is called a banjo string? wat
FaintDeftone
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This thread is amazing. I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time.
panama chief
Member
is the pain there when you cum in her mouth OP? if you havent yet...get to it.
CrimzonSamurai
Member
Muslims, too.
LookAtMeGo
Member
Get some champagne, crushed ice and pop rocks. Thank me later.
disappeared
Banned
Last good head I got was about a year ago from an ex. I was playing a game, some open world rpg, she surprised me with it, I started to put the controller down and she said, No keep playing, so I did.
I basically just ran in a straight line for about five minutes.
I basically just ran in a straight line for about five minutes.
Silphonica
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Spinosaurus
Member
whoa
Naughty_Doge
Member
Banjo string...
was saying "frenulum" so hard?
was saying "frenulum" so hard?
ShadowKingpin
Member
LyleLanley
Banned
What's there to elaborate on? You drink champagne and eat the pop rocks while she gives you a blowjob. The ice is to numb the pain on his banjo string.
Messofanego
Banned
Friggin' cheese grater
Dice
Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
terrisus
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Silphonica
Banned
Friggin' cheese grater
I happen to be scottish and appreciate this more than you think. LOL
Admiral Woofington
Member
Girls who are too rough on my peepee with handies kill my boner.
JordanN
Banned
CrimzonSamurai
Member
One of my friends got a blowjob while he was playing Modern Warfare 2. It was the only time he ever got the nuke killstreak!
ShadowKingpin
Member
Nearly 28 years old and I think I've actually came with a condom on like twice. Fuck condoms.Condoms kill my boner
I don't know what to do...
krypt0nian
Banned
yeah bjs do nothing for me
Find someone who knows what they are doing.
PreFire
Member
I have to get head before fucking. Gets me harder than a missile
If she doesn't give head she only gets a 80% boner.
Lmao at banjo string
Also, I've gotten painful blowjobs before. Not every girl knows what she's doing down there. Just tell her to take it easy, tell her how you like it. Don't be shy
And why is your "banjo string" tight? Do you aggressively penetrate when you have sex? Or aggressively or overly masturbated? My friend told me a horror story where his shit detached while fucking and he was bleeding.. From his fucking dick. Holy shit just thinking about it makes me cringe
And to the guy who said circumcisions are an American thing, you're wrong. I'm American, and I only know 2 friends of mine who were circumcised. Circumcisions take away a lot of the good sensation. And you can be hygienic even if you aren't, just have your head out and your shit peeled back at all times. It's what I do, and have been since I was 9,l after advice from a doctor.
If she doesn't give head she only gets a 80% boner.
Lmao at banjo string
Also, I've gotten painful blowjobs before. Not every girl knows what she's doing down there. Just tell her to take it easy, tell her how you like it. Don't be shy
And why is your "banjo string" tight? Do you aggressively penetrate when you have sex? Or aggressively or overly masturbated? My friend told me a horror story where his shit detached while fucking and he was bleeding.. From his fucking dick. Holy shit just thinking about it makes me cringe
And to the guy who said circumcisions are an American thing, you're wrong. I'm American, and I only know 2 friends of mine who were circumcised. Circumcisions take away a lot of the good sensation. And you can be hygienic even if you aren't, just have your head out and your shit peeled back at all times. It's what I do, and have been since I was 9,l after advice from a doctor.
Deadly Cyclone
Pride of Iowa State
If you're a person saying "BJs do nothing for me" then you have not had a good BJ.
"BUT DC!" You proclaim, "How can you be certain?"
Because! When you've had a good BJ you'll no longer say they do "nothing" for you.
"BUT DC!" You proclaim, "How can you be certain?"
Because! When you've had a good BJ you'll no longer say they do "nothing" for you.
sleverfunk
Member
That sucks man. Bj is a zen like experience.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
That's a little too twangy for your taste.
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