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[VaultBoy101]

Sounds like people are getting some really boring as fuck Blowjobs.

Yeah, the truth is that some people are just terrible at giving blowjobs. A BJ is one of those things that varies on a scale from "boring and slightly uncomfortable" to "OMG stars are exploding everywhere around me and I am one with them."

 

[Demon Ice]

Sounds like your banjo string needs some drop-D tuning.

Loooool

 

[Dreams-Visions]

yasssssssss

i'm so sorry

real talk: bad blowjobs are a reason to break up.

 

[Mystic Theurge]

Since you're only feeling pain during blow jobs and not anything else, I wonder if it's her technique.

 

[Silphonica]

For people who have mentioned it. My frenulum is naturally tight, im born that way and is not caused by fucking too hard or whatever. That being said she has gave me good head but since then has been determined to pull my shaft down too much while giving the BJ which has resulted in pain.

With a tight banjo string the puling is much much worse.

Ive tried talk to her.

 

[Timeaisis]

I've learned a lot. Thanks, GAF.

 

[TheVampire]

Not all circumcision and my goal is to keep it but detach it from the helmet.

So your foreskin will always be loose and pulled back?

 

[Speevy]

Why is this thread still open

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Can you at least playing Oh Susannah?

 

[Messofanego]

Why is this thread still open

Has the boner been cured?

 

[LocknessMobster]

BJ's are the best. OP tell your girl to try the grapefruit technique https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7PKKstAcg

 

[davepoobond]

BJ's are the best. OP tell your girl to try the grapefruit technique https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7PKKstAcg

He wants to detach his string not snap it in half

 

[Silphonica]

So your foreskin will always be loose and pulled back?

Not how it works.

BJ's are the best. OP tell your girl to try the grapefruit technique https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7PKKstAcg

Seen before, but lol anyway.

He wants to detach his string not snap it in half

Feels.

 

[disappeared]

I haven't had a good grapefruit in a while now

 

[On Demand]

Don't cut it OP. Pull on the skin until it gets loose. It might take a few months but it's worth it to stay fully intact. I wish I wasn't circumcised.

 

[Elitist1945]

BJ's are the best. OP tell your girl to try the grapefruit technique https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7PKKstAcg

When she started sucking the dildo I burst out laughing and cried.

 

[Silphonica]

Don't cut it OP. Pull on the skin until it gets loose. It might take a few months but it's worth it to stay fully intact. I wish I wasn't circumcised.

foreskin and frenulum are different, stretching doesnt work for frenulum

 

[BFIB]

Sorry OP doesn't get to experience one of the greatest joys in the world:

 

[Sorcerer]

 

[VaultBoy101]

BJ's are the best. OP tell your girl to try the grapefruit technique https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7PKKstAcg

Like a mountain lion being waterboarded...

 

[Acorn]

Sorry OP doesn't get to experience one of the greatest joys in the world:

 

[Sheroking]

I'm with you OP, but I'm not stressed about it. Never been able to cum from a blowjob. My mind just wanders and I never know what the fuck to do with my hands so I usually just put them behind my head or (if I'm standing) awkwardly rub his/her shoulders.

Blowjobs are part of the warm up act, never the main event. If I'm sucking or being sucked for more than 2 minutes, something has gone horribly wrong.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Haha, please elaborate

Any one of those 3 things in a girls mouth while receiving fellatio is amazing. All 3 at once is heavenlike.

 

[deejay8595]

I can't stop laughing at "Banjo String" LMAO!!!!

 

[Protag]

If I could just get head for life and miss out on intercourse, I would be 100% ok with that.

Ahaha i thought i was the only one. truth.

 

[Zukuu]

BJs are vastly overrated.

 

[Silphonica]

BJs are vastly overrated.

not a goood bj though

 

[Orbis Tabula]

A banjo string is not adjustable through practice, it is always the same size.

Nah, not practice. You just have to turn the little knob. It's usually kind of hard for a guy to reach on himself, though, so if you're really comfortable with your girlfriend, have her do it. Just tell her you need her to adjust your tuning peg. Pegging, I believe, is what they call it. A simple "Honey, I won't really enjoy blowjobs unless you peg me first" will probably be sufficient.

 

[SugarDaddy]

Nah, not practice. You just have to turn the little knob. It's usually kind of hard for a guy to reach on himself, though, so if you're really comfortable with your girlfriend, have her do it. Just tell her you need her to adjust your tuning peg. Pegging, I believe, is what they call it. A simple "Honey, I won't really enjoy blowjobs unless you peg me first" will probably be sufficient.

+ 1 to this, this would be my advice for sure OP. Sex is all about communication. Don't be afraid to speak up

 

[-Stranger-]

U crazy I love BJ's so much my GF gets pissed off at me asking her all the time.

 

[Duress]

Maybe you just need to adjust the angle. Try a different position.

 

[ShooterMcGavin]

That sucks man. Bj is a zen like experience.

 

[Timeaisis]

I'm going to need a diagram here. I'm uncircumcised but, after careful examination, can't find this banjo string you speak of.

 

[Ashhong]

Last good head I got was about a year ago from an ex. I was playing a game, some open world rpg, she surprised me with it, I started to put the controller down and she said, No keep playing, so I did.

I basically just ran in a straight line for about five minutes.

Had the same with my ex. She thought it was hot when I played Starcraft 2. Wanted me to play as she gave me head. I came, and then I won the game. Life was good.

 

[Dusk Soldier]

Condoms kill my boner

I don't know what to do...

What you do is put a drop of lube inside the condom before you put it on. Then, once you get going, your sweat mixes with the lube causing the condom to slide back and forth like foreskin.

 

[On Demand]

foreskin and frenulum are different, stretching doesnt work for frenulum

Ah my mistake. Never heard of the frenulum being tight.

EDIT- Ok I had to brush up the functions of the foreskin. I forgot what a frenulum was. Yeah you should try and remedy that. I still wouldn't cut it though. That bottom part is sensitive too.

 

[MikeMyers]

Amazing.

 

[Astral/H3X]

OP, you are not alone.

Well kinda, I don't feel pain, but while the BJ feels great, my penis apparently has no idea what to think of it, and usually goes down about halfway through. Feels great though!

 

[monchi-kun]

finger up the bumhole

 

[PhoenixDark]

All I know is that it ain't right unless you get some ball sucking too.

 

[ShooterMcGavin]

All I know is that it ain't right unless you get some ball sucking too.

#BendTheKnee

 

[JJDinomite]

This is serious business and nothing to laugh about.

 

[alterno69]

I love sex and blowjobs equally, sometimes i enjoy one more than the other but i couldn't live without one of them.

 

[The Lamp]

I'm going to need a diagram here. I'm uncircumcised but, after careful examination, can't find this banjo string you speak of.

Google "frenulum penis" and ignore the absolutely horrifying pics that aren't anatomical.

 

[Wag]

You learn new things on GAF every day...

 

[Ashhong]

What you do is put a drop of lube inside the condom before you put it on. Then, once you get going, your sweat mixes with the lube causing the condom to slide back and forth like foreskin.

Couldn't that cause problems later? Wouldn't the cum leak out or something lol

 

[Orbis Tabula]

#BendTheKnee

Oh, god. Well done.

 

[Bladenic]

Sorry I didn't read all the replies, but it's spelled "cum" OP. You cum, you don't come.

 

[PreFire]

Just google searched tight frenulum and holy fuck. Your knob is tugged down when you're hard?

Oh my goodness. Snip it before it snaps and you're gushing blood into your girlfriends mouth. You might also gain half an inch. Can't unsee tight frenulum pics

 

[Ratrat]

Maybe she just sucks at sucking?