JadedWriter
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Oh god a goose attacks this mans dog multiple times, then gets grabbed by the neck and thrown twice, then it goes after the guy, then they leave by boat and then the goose fucking flies after them, that's fucking hilarious.
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Mother Goose knocks on police car, seeks help to untangle her duckling from a string
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Linkstrikesback
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I call bullshit. You're still alive.
A goose legit attacked me a few weeks ago as I was going from my car to my work.
When I went inside, IT WAITED FOR MY ASS TO COME BACK OUT
Straight out of a horror film.
Forerunner
Member
too easy
A goose legit attacked me a few weeks ago as I was going from my car to my work.
When I went inside, IT WAITED FOR MY ASS TO COME BACK OUT
'where you at motherfucker'
Mr. Giggles
Member
This.
Ive been attacked on my way to work, fucking flock was sitting right at the front door of my office
DeathoftheEndless
Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
You gotta come out sometime fuckboi. Lmao.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I'd whup a gooses ass if one tried to fight me
A goose legit attacked me a few weeks ago as I was going from my car to my work.
When I went inside, IT WAITED FOR MY ASS TO COME BACK OUT
Soon...
Mad Season
Banned
A goose legit attacked me a few weeks ago as I was going from my car to my work.
When I went inside, IT WAITED FOR MY ASS TO COME BACK OUT
LOL!
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
I made this sign at work a few months ago. This idiot decided to lay its eggs right by the main entrance to our building and would attack you if you got within 15 feet of it.
foxuzamaki
Doesn't read OPs, especially not his own
Geese are for fucking assholes, when i use to go to college, geese use to hang all around it when you get off the bus, they for the most part were pretty docile, but once it becomes spring aka matign season, they get super pissy
RustyNails
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LmaoA goose legit attacked me a few weeks ago as I was going from my car to my work.
When I went inside, IT WAITED FOR MY ASS TO COME BACK OUT
"Come out and fight like a man, u bitch"
Some birds are really fucking smart. I've seen stories online (so take that with a grain of salt) of crows attempting to trade things with people.
Edit: Found a video of a crow showing an understanding of water displacement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04
Simply Sarah
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While swans are the bigger and nastier of the two they're, at least in my experience, generally pretty easy to avoid crossing since they tend to stick to water most of the time. Stay away from the water, their nest, and their kids and they tend to do no more than eye you. Geese tend to claim a wider range of areas and I feel they tend to be even more aggressive. Wild turkeys aren't birds you want to fuck around with, either.
I mean, birds tend to be pretty smart in general even when you aren't talking about the ones that contend for smartest non-human animal.
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
picture in the op is the wrong officer.
nice to have some pleasant news for a change though.
nice to have some pleasant news for a change though.
Animals are way smarter than people will ever give them credit for.
old manatee
Banned
A goose legit attacked me a few weeks ago as I was going from my car to my work.
When I went inside, IT WAITED FOR MY ASS TO COME BACK OUT
Don't try to act like you ain't know where I been, either.
That goose was waiting for him. Was gonna set him up, but at the last minute it decided it wasn't about that life. Gotta role model for the kids.
A goose legit attacked me a few weeks ago as I was going from my car to my work.
When I went inside, IT WAITED FOR MY ASS TO COME BACK OUT
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BITCH! HONK!
You gotta wait till NG+ to fight him.
JadedWriter
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Somebody needs to do a Dark Souls photoshop where you open a fog gate and on the other side is a goose or swan.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Geese are such pricks. I'm surprised 10 of her geese buddies didn't blindside the officers.
DeathoftheEndless
Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
That's really cool.
In David Attenborough's documentary on birds, they showed a crow dropping a walnut at an intersection to get cars to run over it and break it open. Eventually it learned to do that near the crosswalk, so it wouldn't get hit trying to retrieve it. It even waited with the people on the sidewalk to cross lol.
Edit: video
Ninja Beagle
Member
This was me in Bloodborne. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqdnnDSjGZ8
All you need to do is replace the boss with a goose.
NoblesseOblige
Banned
Surprised that goose wasn't attacking the officer. Those Canadian bastards attack me this time of year whenever I go out to my deck because their young are out.
There was this one goose near my work that had somehow decided the goddamn parking lot was its territory. It would fucking attack cars that drove near it.
One day, I saw a guy throw bread out the window of his car to distract the goose so that he could park.
Swan at my local golf course broke a fisherman's arm. Thing hunted him down in the middle of the pond and climbed in his boat.
A goose legit attacked me a few weeks ago as I was going from my car to my work.
When I went inside, IT WAITED FOR MY ASS TO COME BACK OUT
The true weakness of all GAFfers has finally been revealed. Even all of your 12 inch dicks won't save you now.I made this sign at work a few months ago. This idiot decided to lay its eggs right by the main entrance to our building and would attack you if you got within 15 feet of it.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Why do you think they're so angry?
Ban Puncher
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tkscz
Member
What do you think we're trying to protect from a goose attack?
Zantetsuken
Member
Never seen this. Geese are damn evil. Reminded me of this for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ze-xQoEfOU
CrunchyFrog
Member
Gosling clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.
InfiniteBento
Member
Hey gurl. I'm a little tied up right now.
I laughed way harder than I should've.
shiftplusone
Member
my dog got bit in the face by a swan one day
just wanted to be friends and learned the harsh reality of life
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There's a couple of geese holed up in the parking lot here. One of them was guarding the back door to work today, I just went around. My dash cam probably has some footage of one of them rushing my car, I should go try and dig it out if it hasn't been overwritten.
Spoken like a man who's never been attacked by a goose.
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