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[Shanks D Zoro]

you didn't wipe your ass?

 

[L1NETT]

|OT7| the results from a poop examination

 

[Yurt]

Well guys I didn't say anything about this because I didn't want to be too alarmist but I just got the results from a poop examination. Went to flush a glorious work of art the other day and saw a bloody spot on my floater so I left it there, went to the doctor and he gave me a poop sample kit. Came back and scooped that chunk off with the plastic little dessert-spoon-looking thing and brought it back to the doctor. He told me not to worry quite yet because I'm pretty young to have rectal cancer. Anyway so the lab called me to let me know. Turns out it wasn't even blood it was a little piece of undigested tomato skin. :lol

I'll take this one

OT7 - tomato-borne

Bobo is the best #9 we have produced. He was making La Liga look like easy mode years before Messi and Ronaldo.

ABSOLUTELY

 

[bud]

Guys I'm finally off the dole! Been offered a 20 week paid internship with a job at the end of it. Feels like such a weight off my shoulders. And all in time for England haha

you were living the dream, bruv.

 

[GorillaJu]

you didn't wipe your ass?

Of course I do. There was nothing weird on the toilet paper which probably should have set off my skepticism but you know when you start panicking it's hard to convince yourself to be logical.

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Well guys I didn't say anything about this because I didn't want to be too alarmist but I just got the results from a poop examination. Went to flush a glorious work of art the other day and saw a bloody spot on my floater so I left it there, went to the doctor and he gave me a poop sample kit. Came back and scooped that chunk off with the plastic little dessert-spoon-looking thing and brought it back to the doctor. He told me not to worry quite yet because I'm pretty young to have rectal cancer. Anyway so the lab called me to let me know. Turns out it wasn't even blood it was a little piece of undigested tomato skin. :lol

Wow

No because I'm not a fucking idiot. If you're going to smoke, at least be a man enough to really smoke.

Don't, bad for your lungs.

I'll just stick with real fags then

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Watching the Flash and I bet

Spoiler

it is Barry who was the lightning bolt back when he was a child

 

[Yurt]

Watching the Flash and I bet

Spoiler

it is Barry who was the lightning bolt back when he was a child

haven't seen it yet, but I don't think they can pull off The Flash with CW's budget :/

 

[LTWheels]

Lovren and Sakho injured...

Enjoy Skrtel and Toure Madrid...

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

haven't seen it yet, but I don't think they can pull off The Flash with CW's budget :/

First episode was ok, took Arrow a while to get good and I expect it to be the same, all depends on how compelling the main arc is. Barry has all the qualities of being an annoying character. he is Sherlock Holmes and a superhero plus he is awkward around girls. Great.

 

[Ushojax]

Lovren and Sakho injured...

Enjoy Skrtel and Toure Madrid...

'Injured'

Standard international skiving.

 

[bud]

incoming dc: ozil out for three months which means he'll miss at least six months.

ramsey is out for a month or so which means he'll be out for at least three months, and then he'll grab another injury in his first game after having been out for so long.

wilshere to destroy his ankles with england.

welbeck to tear his hamstrings.

arsenal will never make it. ever.

 

[Salazar]

Anyone tried e-cigs before?

Only bloke I know who does em is mental

Clever, but mental. Mood swings.

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Only bloke I know who does em is mental

Clever, but mental. Mood swings.

That happens with regular cigarettes too

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Lovren and Sakho injured...

Enjoy Skrtel and Toure Madrid...

Toure and Skrtel have it covered, both have beaten Madrid in Madrid. legends.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Alex Duff ‏@DuffofBrentford 9m9 minutes ago

Breaking: Barcelona agrees to reduce @LaLiga income disparity from 2016-7 season to 4:1 from 7:1; Real Madrid still holding out on proposal

Alex Duff ‏@DuffofBrentford 7m7 minutes ago

Sources say @FCBarcelona are willing to freeze TV income for as long as four years under plan.

Whelp, I think that ends any debate as to which is more of a cunt club.

 

[Clegg]

Apparently Keane had an offer from Madrid when he left United. Probably for the best that he didn't go there. His body was in bits by then.

 

[GorillaJu]

What it is in the PL right now? 2:1ish between top earner and bottom?

 

[Lana Del Rey]

New thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=133563275

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

What it is in the PL right now? 2:1ish between top earner and bottom?

Isn't it that all clubs share a certain amount and then are guaranteed a minimum number of games on team and there is also a maximum number so that you just can't have Man Utd on tv every week earning shitloads more.

 

[Vivalaraza]

What it is in the PL right now? 2:1ish between top earner and bottom?

3:2

 

[GorillaJu]

3:2

Christ in heaven that is so much fucking money.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Christ in heaven that is so much fucking money.

EPL baby

we rich

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Christ in heaven that is so much fucking money.

Imagine if teams could negotiate their own contracts. The top four of five teams could be earning two or three times that, and that is just the domestic contract.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Imagine if teams could negotiate their own contracts. The top four of five teams could be earning two or three times that, and that is just the domestic contract.

They would have stop showing a minimum number of games from each club though which would be fucking shit because it would mean Manchester United would be on every weekend